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Khia - "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)"
Posted on June 16, 2005 10:05 AM
See! I told y'all these one-hit wonders go on to knock over liquor stores and shit!
Today’s “Throwback Thursday” doesn’t come from Michael Jackson as planned (I’ll explain later), but from anonther somewhat effeminate character that is equally repulsive and otherwise unappealing. The “Thug Mizzes” Khia, burst on to the scene with “My Neck My Back,” [watch it now] and much to the delight of most, quickly faded back to the obscurity of the free clinic.
If you don’t remember, or were spared seeing this video, Khia looks like a she-male who should be named “Sheila” or something. I swear I’ve seen her picture in the back of the Village Voice. This clap-trap train wreck with shitty dreads then had the audacity to demand that we lick “her neck, her back” along with her coochie and her crack. Yuck!
I could have just come back from a 10 year bid and my boys took me to a greasy cat house… I’m still not touchin’ this one with a 10-foot pole… Not even on someone else’s dime.
Have you SEEN her neck and her back? I ain’t lickin’ that greasy shit! If I wanted to taste some greasy bird, I’d be at Popeye’s (for Black History month)! Look at what she’s trying to bribe us with! A picnic in the pool area of her apartment complex! (You know that ain’t no private house) I can get the grill out and sip 99-cent 3 liters with my homeboys without having to eat out Chlamydia Lydia. I’d really rather stick my tongue in a bear trap.
As ugly as she is… I give props where they are due. There is some SERIOUS UnCut pimpin’ here! And for once it’s being done by a woman!
She’s got her man-whore giving her a manicure through her shoes! That's some next-level shit. She didn’t even want to take them off! Dude actually looks happy to do this! Like: “Affa I’s done paintin’ yo nailses, can I gets me some of that pudd’n pop, Miss Khia?”
If you don’t buy that… What about this?: How do you explain the fact she got grown ass men on a slip-n-slide?! That’s right… Jayvon and Ray-Ray done stripped down to they drawers and slid 30 feet on a yellow strip of wet plastic for Khia’s amusement. I’ll tell you what, If they let her broke ass pay them in sexual favors they gonna have to worry about more than grass burn.
This is mind-blowing! Some of these dudes got FACE tattoos! Ain't they supposed to be killers or somethin'? What would be the incentive to being Khia’s video bitch? I take my hat off to Khia. Despite being a foul ass skeezer, she’s done something truly impressive with this video. The sociological implication of which is most likely lost on all who have watched the video and merely turned away in disgust.
Question of the Day: What third grader is designing her wardrobe? She must have borrowed that hat from the policeman from the Village People. These dudes is actually runnin’ around behind Homey the Clown!
She committed one last fuck-up. When you are ugly (as she is), and you do a music video… you’re supposed to throw in a few uglier people to make yourself look better (i.e. Glass Joe). I understand this would be difficult for Khia, but every single one of her female friends looks better than her. She has to have a busted cousin. Maybe she could have borrowed a ho from the “Hercules” guys. They could have cleaned her building’s pool too. Shit… they clean trains!
If I ever needed to de-boner myself, all I would need to do is play this video. This shit should be a part of abstinence teaching in Bible-belt schools. Listen to this song and watch this video. You won’t want to have sex for a while!
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Worried because you are turned on by this video? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
P.S.: The quest for a Michael Jackson video came up empty today. I searched all night up until this morning, and I couldn’t find a damn thing. If you can find a streaming Michael Jackson video, I'll give you a grip of props, and I’ll spin your shit. I don’t know… must be some legal shit… but NO ONE has Mike videos online. FIND ME A PIRATE SO WE CAN CELEBRATE HIS FREEDOM! He ain't fuck them kids!
P.S.2: I MUCH more prefer Too Short's "My Dick, My Sack" parody of this song.
Comments
Claude have mercy....Ronny you done did it again. You have found another artist for the show I am pitching to TV One called..."I Forgot All About Them Niggaz" I could never figure out for the life of me how this burnt chicken made it out for public consumption. One of the things that always bothered me about this video is that why in the fuck would they film someone putting ketchup on burgers and hot dogs. Is that filmworthy? I mean really, is this a video or a commercial for the local overpriced,expired food, hood grocer.
Also, what the fuck is up with her It's A Small World After All wardrobe? Headwrap for African roots, leather cap for all the German bike riders(did she steal that from the dude in the Village People)lingerie outfit from cheap Chinese store on corner of her hood, barely there American titty club wear. Is that the same basement from Glass Joe's video?
Why is the dude with the teardrop tattoo never looking at her, but she looks like one of Pavlov's participants while grilling him.
I guess the local nail shop has a delivery service for pedicures. My bad she would have a pediclaws. Hong Kong Fooey said, "Fucka dat!!! I not do her feet leta Bruce Leroy do it!!"
Last but not least, the 2 dudes in the "club" standing next to her look like they don't know if they want to grab her ass or beat her ass up. The video would've been better if Pretty Ricky was in it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mex...Nahlege....Tammy...Big Gucci....the floor is now open for discussion. Holla!
I WOULD DO HER. SHE IS FINE AND FEISTY. SHE DON'T HAVE NOTHING THAT CAN'T BE CURED.
PLUS HER EYEBROWS ARE SEXY THEY REMIND ME OF A BEFORE PICTURE OF ASHANTI. I LOVE A WOMAN THAT LOOK LIKE THEY JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL
Good Lord, that woman needed to apply mass amounts of lotion to her neck and her back before she thought about jumping in front of the camera.
QUESTION:Why is Geofry the Giraffe floating around in the swimming pool?
2nd QUESTION: Was she trying to set a trend with that stupid ass yellow towel sitting on top of her head? Somebody has to be responsible for that, someone told her it was cute.
Her label apparently put NO effort into her appearance, and it is quite upsetting. Somebody should have given a fuck and made her get caps for that Jack o Lantern mouth of hers, or maybe they should've told her not to smile an open smile and she could've mimed her way through the damned video.
By the way: I was once watching an episode of BET's "How I'm Livin'" featuring Khia. Her house was actually very nice, and she was counting out a stack $50 bills. She was showing people a "portofolio", if you will, of all of her mug shots from previous arrests. (Among them is the one Ronnie has up.) Each mug shot displayed a different hair style (a different "hair disaster", rather). She had tons of mug shots. Apparently, she has the arrest record of a prostitute...
Hmm...
ALSO- RONNIE, you are going to hell with gasoline drawers on boy! ;o)
C B W- (I remembered the spaces...), you had me crying at my desk. "why in the fuck would they film someone putting ketchup on burgers and hot dogs." LOL
I'll be the first to watch "I Forgot All About Them Niggaz."
HOLLA! -BX
I always thought she must have been high on happy pills excuse me CRACK to think a mentally stable brotha would actually want to mess with that.
Don't you think BET should only do How I'm Livin with established stars/celebrities? Because I know how she was livin', now I don't know where she's livin, or who she's livin' with. Damn!!! My neck and my back are tensing up with this dilemma. Ketchup anyone?
My goodness, let's not get into what B.E.T. should and should NOT be doing (College Hill???????) We'd have a whole host of teeny groupies cursing us out in (as Mexico so eloquently stated) the POOREST ENGLISH POSSIBLE.
Speaking of poor grammar, anybody remember Reading Rainbow? B.E.T. SHOULD start airing new episodes of that show, hosted by today's (not) HOT R&B and Rap artists.
Oh yeah...I can see it all now...(dream sequence...harps playing) YEAH YEAH YEAH Y'ALL IT'S YA BOY LEVAR BURTON AKA L-BOOGIE AKA THAT SPACE NIGGA WITH THE ICY SHADES! IT'S TIME TO GET CRUNK...WE GOT DJ VOWEL ON THE 1'S & 2'S AND IN THE BOOTH TODAY Y'ALL KNOW WHO'S COMING THROUGH SPITTIN' THAT HEAT? MC ALPHA- BET. IF YOU AIN'T UP THE WAY THIS KID PUTS TOGETHER LETTERS TO MAKE WORDS...WHOO IT'S CRAZY SON. LET'S PLAY THE FIRST JOINT OF THE DAY, YOU ALREADY KNOW LIKE ONE TWEEZY, IT'S K-SOLO'S LETTERMAN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS VIDEO. KIZZY...HOLLA AT YA BOY!!! SPOCK WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?!!!!
I just figured we can prevent BET from perpetuating the chicken head syndrome. You know, these pre-hoodrats watching BET all day, and can't spell worth a DAMN!!
Or how about, I propose a bill to congress, requesting they mandate BET to use subtitles in all of their videos displaying the correct pronounciation and grammar of words used by these rappers.
"Ya' know, cuz errrbody up in herrrr needz ta stop fruntin'. Ya'llz sum stank azz hateeerrrs!"
GOOD LORD!
Uh oh!!! We have a Pretty Ricky infiltrator. =)
Mm hmm...
LOL. ;o)
Dang, she look cleaner in that pic then she does in the video. Anyway, Just droppin in to let you know that singingfool.com has some Michael videos.
khia my neck my back
wat a interesting song haha
fo real doe, she sayin niggas yall punks get on yo knees eat some pussy.
cuz dudes always tryin to get ladies to suck dey shit, now do suttin
she speakin for errywoman, but hahaha yeah w/e
i give her props cuz she reppin dat DIRRTY DIRRTY SOUF , i love southern muzik errything dis mami right hea keep it rich and southern
but ay i give her props, i love da song, and whether u like it or not it got out everywhea, so suck some donkey dick if u aint pleased.
and for all yall dumb niggas/crackers talkn bout i wouldnt lick dis and dat on her
WTF make yall think she talkin to u nigga?...think about it , and let it marinate
I got just one question for the video and the finest. What the hell? Don't respond anymore until you can understand yourself. You sound so ignorant it's not even funny. (sigh) Yeah you right tammy... someone is responsible for the making of the video. It probably want even a professional. Probably one of her relatives tried to do some kind of home video. That explains the filming of the "cook out" c b w. It's obvious she thought she was doing something with the towel around her head. Probably tried to do a erika badu impression. Somebody wanted to know where she was living. I don't know where but the po po might have "ketched up" with her and arrested her ass again. Let me stop. I do have one or two irrelevant questions for everyone up here though. What makes you think that just because someone's grammer and spelling is incorrect that they are a teenager? and What makes you think that all teenagers are "illiterate? I am in highschool and intelligent. So wat do yall have to say about that? Just kidding! For real though, I am one of the few teenagers out here that have some common sense. Know it and respect it. I'm out y'all... holla.
MissECUDiva!
You are officially my best friend!
You are single-handedly responsible for this week ending the way it 'pose ta!
Player of the game!
Applaud this woman, everyone!
Hmmm, I suppose you're right Twix, I know a couple of grown ass folks who speak that way too. I suppose that I made an assumption as to the Pretty Ricky fans being teens because the boys are young, and most oler women prefer Jagged Edge, 112, Jodeci, dudes from ERA. Needless to say, there are some grown ass hood rats who DO stay home all day watching BET, they got their kids running around the projects looking ashy and malnourished (I've seent this with my own eyes).
I'm glad you got sense, sweet heart, keep it, you know? Don't get sucked in by ignorance. I was also one of the few teenagers in my day that had sense. Consequently, I had very few friends.
The few friends I did manage to "sucker in" have remained my friends to this day. ;o)
"...most older women prefer Jagged Edge, 112, Jodeci, dudes from our ERA."
"(I've seen this with my own eyes)."
I had to resubmit some of my sentences with the correct spelling. ;o)
EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED DAY
Aye I been reading your shit for few weeks now. You is a funny nigga, this might be your best one to date.
It'd be one thing for a dime like Mia to sing my neck my Back, but for this Run-away slave lookin hoe?
Good shit homie keep doin' yo thang.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YALL ARE HATING ON HER. SHE IS FINE. EVERY SATURDAY I WAIT OUTSIDE THE COUNTY JAIL AT 12AM TO PICK UP THEM FINE WOMEN COMING OUT OF JAIL. I LOVE ROUGHNECK CHICKS. HOLLA AT YOUR BOY.
THE COMMENTS SPOKEN ON THIS BLOG ARE JUST JOKES, I WOULDN'T FUCC THAT BYTCH WITH MIKE VICK'S DICK, NOT PUN INTENDED RON
That bitch look high as a muthafuckin kite. I wouldnt fuck that hoe Young Geezy's dick. She look like somebody done took a brick and rubbed the shit out of her face. She look like she was in a fight with a dog or somethin wild as fuck. How can this bitch let herself look like that. Just say no to crack. My pipe my crack smoke that shit and get high just like that. LMAO
well i feel yall
ya'll is some funny azzez.
DID YALL SEE WHEN SHE HAD THAT LITTLE STAND IN FRONT OF HER BED? I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SHE DANCE ON,CAUSE SHE SAID THAT'S WHAT SHE USES FOR HER MALE COMPANY.
Maybe the men dance on it for HER.
Khia how dare you ask a man to actually come face to face with that dead hog's eye you sit on. I can't fuck wit a woman with more arrests than Bobby Brown. I forget what site I saw it on but this broad stays locked up,10+ mud shots. Give your little sister her shirt back cause we can all see the pouch and the stretch marks (too many pregnancies??) or is that just a map of all the Waffle houses in the area? Please pull up your grubby thong and crawl back in you hole with the rest of the sleestacks
"Chlamydia Lydia. I’d really rather stick my tongue in a bear trap."
WOW I love u ron mexico.
hahaha... love you too.
Dear LORD I hated this song. Females all over high school used to boast this song as if they've never heard a female rapper of all people talk about recieving oral gratification.
I believe this video has single handedly set black people back. I don't know exactly HOW, but it did.
If a white man walked up to me and called me a NIGGER to my face and justified it by showing me this video, I would wholeheartedly accept the insult and patronization.
Aww shit!!! That bitch look like her own yeast infection!!!
Why is it that all the female rappers that talk about lickin and eatin and shit all have problems!
Khia - her face looks like God hates her...ALOT!
Trina - Former stripper and probably a former ho..u know how them strippers make they extra money
Lil Kim - All of the above...literally!
Sole'- remember her? Her face was sharp...like if u let her kiss u on the forehead, her nose would give u a labotomy!
Foxy - HUH? Say WHAT??? SPEAK UP!!!
Never hear Eve talkin about that shit...MC lyte...Queen Latifah...They got respect for themselves...and us!
P.S.
"My neck, my back"
Naw bitch, yo face!!!
wasn't eve a ho... i mean... full-time skripper who made ends meet on the side?
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