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Czar-Nok - "Hercules"
Posted on June 8, 2005 11:36 AM
Disclaimer: These dudes say paper waaaaaaaay too many times in this song! It’s literally every other word. If you have a consonant intolerance, you might want to skip this one.
This is probably entirely unintentionally, but dem ‘Natti boys done gave us a hilarious video!
With their Capitol Records breakout single and video “Hercules,” [watch it now] Midwestern up-and-comers Czar-Nok do something here that’s always worthy of respect. Grindin’ independent long enough to lock down a major deal, and then actually coming out are great accomplishments, especially for rappers. However, please don’t try to tell us your money longer than a giraffe dick! We’re can't go for that here on the Ron Mexico show!
For their paper being “strong like Hercules” this is the brokest damn video I’ve seen all week. For all of this paper talk, there are a bunch of things that confuse me. First off, the most expensive part of this shit seems to be the white and red borders. Secondly, people with Herculean paper have better chickenheads around them. Third, notice how they passed around the same paper stack! They never held up their stacks at same time! Hmmmmmm. Maybe it’s because they’re really broke and they only have one Czar-Nok custom-made money band! Only a broke nigga would have something like that made… and just ONE of them.
I know all about hood stacks. Trust me… been there, done that. So I understand what it means to stunt in front of a busted-ass house. My problem with this stuntin’ they’re doing is that the only mode of transportation I saw in the whole time was that damn train that rolled by in the beginning! If you’re a pimp, and your paper like Hercules, you should not only have better hoes in your video, buy they should be washing (or sitting in the back seat of) your car(s). To their credit, I guess they did have enough hoodrats to wash the train if they needed. Obviously they paper more like Aqua Man or somethin’.
The song is very unbalanced. As expected, the group only has one decent MC. Unfortunately, the Knoc-Turn’al look-alike is unable to hold this down by himself. He honestly had me rollin’ with what's easily the song’s best line: “I’m comfortable with weight like Lane Bryant.” Two points for the boy they call KNOOCCCK!
My problem with the chorus, aside from the obvious, is that with all them hoes, they should have let GIRLS do the catch part of the hook! They look and sound like idiots trying to emulate Mama Klump. They had a perfect 50 Cent-like hook until someone decided to do this "Herculeeees, Herculeeeeees" shit. They might as well have farted on the mic to bring it full circle.
To the second dude: My nigga, you can’t just throw golds on top of fucked up teeth! Then you just have fucked up gold teeth. Nigga mouth look like my house keys! Can't be all grillin' in videos when your shit look like a Karl Kani zipper!
The third dude AKA “Richie Rich, I’m REALLY rich” sounds like MJG and Three 6 Mafia, but looks like Anthony Anderson and Kirby Puckett. I think this dude also fills in as the third guy in Trillville. Ronnie’s words of wisdom: “Paper like a paper plane” should never go together in a rap lyric!
If you like paper, or at least people talking about paper, this is the video for you! Despite all the cracks, I recommend seeing this video at least once. It’s funny, kinda charming, and reminds you that the rap game is really hard on young brothers trying to make it. I don’t think any of these dudes thought when they were little that they’d be 30 telling the world “my paper strong like Hercules” through a camcorder.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Need your a customized money band made for your crew? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Comments
THAT SHIT WAS AIGHT I GUESS. THE 2ND NIGGA LOOKED LIKE A FUCKED UP SWIZZ BEATS AND JUELZ SANTANA HYBRID WIT A LISP. I DIDNT LIKE THE END OF THE HOOK THEY COULDA LEFT THAT SHIT OUT.FUCK IT.
"I make my paper, paper don't make me/
Be about your paper, be about yo cheese"
I wouldn't be disappointed by the dumb lyrics (on a cliche topic) if they had more "BOOTY SHAKING". As a rule of thumb, good booty shaking ALWAYS involves DANCES you would never allow your sister or niece to do. Well, there goes any chance of making it to UnCut, which was their ONLY hope for airplay.
Apparently they're paper isn't strong enough to show anything more than fully dressed woman doing corny dances. Which would be okay if they could afford a real producer. Or even fly gear.
Is it me or do these niggas look more country than country looking niggas.
THEM NIGGAZ DID LOOK TOO COUNTRY TO BE FROM CINCINNATI
you're on point about that second guy. Those teeth man! The gold only makes it stand out.
Mexico... that was a good hardy laugh dude! Dadadadada... I'm lovin it!
I got something better than this. Rich Cash - Sex Appeal (Pimp In My Own Mind).
When you see this video, you won't have to write nothing. The video speaks for itself. Check out dudes glasses. He must be legally blind or something.
It's some new rapper out of Ohio. They play his joint on MTV. Its
Big up to SOHH Bold on that reference to that "pimp in my own mind" joint. When yall see it you're gonna swear he stole DMC's old Cazals. He can see the past,present, and future with those lenses. Ohio is doin' the damn thing.
MAN I AM GETTING TIRED OF WHAT RAP HAS BECOME, HIP HOP IS LIKE A FAKE ASS CLUB. YOU HAVE YOUR REAL BALLAS, BALLAS ON THE RISE, AND UNFORTUNATELY THOSE WHO FAKE IT TIL THEY MAKE IT LIKE CZARNOK. I AM NOT AGAINST ANYONE MAKING THEIR MONEY BUT DAMN IN WHAT VIDEO WHO WANTS TO SEE A RAIL CAR AND SECTION 8 HOES. THEN ONE DUDE LOOKS LIKE A FAKE LAYZIE BONE. REGARDING SOMEONE'S PREVIOUS TOPIC, THE OTHER GUY FROM OHIO RAY CASH SEEMS TO BE STEALING PIMP C FROM UGK STYLE. NEAR THE END OF THE VIDEO, HE SHOUTS OUT PIMP C AND HE TAKES THE PIMP IN MY OWN MIND CONCEPT FROM 8BALL AND MJG SONG BY THAT TITLE. IT SEEMS LIKE RECORD COMPANIES ARE DESPERATE. NEXT THING YOU'LL SEE IS CHUBB ROCK, SPECIAL ED AND APACHE IN A GROUP CALLED RESURRECTION. OH YEAH FREE GUCCI MANE CAMPAIGN IS STILL IN EFFECT AND SO IS THE FREE MICHAEL JACKSON CAMPAIGN.
damn all you critics keep harpin on these rappers but u know that the fakes and wanna be rappers arent gonna make it past one song or one hit ne ways.. and that dude out of ohio ray cash or whatever is ugly as hell too..holla at yo boy
BITCHS STOP HATIN ON THEM AIGHT YALL PUSSY ASS NIGGAS YALL JUST MAD CUZ THEY GOT THAT MONEY AND 24S AND SHIT LLIKE ATHT AIGHT HOLLA AT CAH GIRL
PUSSY ASS NIGGA
5 POPPIN 6 DROPIN BLOOD 4 LIFE
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she was in the video washin the train.
I had to revist this video....
Is the location in front of a prohibition era train station neccessary? Does that mean y'all are hard,were you guerilla filming,was the location was free? Does one of your grandparents still work in the train station? "Y'all can film here, but you have to be done before the Mr. Charlie come back from lunch."
I am formally submitting a bill to congress to have a national dental plan for rappers.
I know that they are from the 'Natti(video intor)but with all of the Reds gear,are they on their farm squad?
What part of Cincy is that? Is that stabbing 'Natti, because I've never been to that part.
I would also like to think that if one had paper like Hercules...it would not be able to fit inside the constraints of 2 rubberbands.
Lastly, who was Americas Next Top Trick in the Madonna-neon green-bracelet colored shirt catwalking and posing like she was the grand marshall of the hood parade in one of the last scenes?
Hold on this just in...the song wsa just played on WKRP. The about to BLOW UP!!!!
dis dat finest mami reppin dat dirry dirrty souf ya heard
for all yall slow dum dummy flks u r not goin to go in any business and find um "the real ballas" .. theres gone be fake ones real ones copy "cater" ones cheap ones broke ones rental ones, and so on. so im sayin yall need to fall back shutup witcha whinin , dey makin da dough, u aint.
dont hate
let em do dey thang cuz u better believe dey doin suttin to make money..whether its hustlin to find other ppls raps and usin em or makin they own.
OR u just dont find dey muzik "appealng" bcuz obviously u dont understand how dey is lookin at it
dat do not mean u need to bring yo ignorant ass into nething and talk suttin'
and dats final
u either got suttin good to say or u dont..
but fo real gucci man , haha he aint even tight lol, but he funny.
and macn ray cash,sex appeal.I LUH DAT SONG!!!! big up's to dat nigga dea
Buhbye
THE WORD OF THE DAY FOR FINEST MAMMY IS SCHOOL. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO MAKE A CONCISE ASSESSMENT WITHOUT MAKING AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF. AND KILL YOURSELF FOR DEFENDING GROWN ASS MEN RUNNING AROUND WITH A STACK OF ONES REPEATEDLY SAYING HERCULES. OH YEAH, PLEASE SLOW DOWN THE TOUGH TALK THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT AND NO ONE KNOWS WHO ANYONE ACTUALLY IS. YOU MIGHT BE 5"1 270 POUNDS ASHY WITH HAWAIIAN SILKY WEAVE WITH NAPS IN YOUR KITCHEN, SO BE EASY
Just cause 50 sings his own hooks does not mean you can. These niggas sound and look straight trickish on the hook. They should be made to dress in drag to perform this fuckin garbage. Imagine how it is live ewwwww. Man this is supposed to be about being caked up? The only paper these niggas know is food stamps ans WIC vouchers. The gold tooth nigga looks like a hip hop vampire. What dentist with self respect or compassion would put a grill that niggas month. His shit looked like he bit a grenade. When he yawns it looks like a tarnised gold cave. No money, no cars, no scantily clad women, NO UNCUT (No fuckin exposure whatsoever)!!! That is the formula, stick to da script. Back to the drawing board. These assholes are the Made Men of Ohio (FUCK BENZINO, my damn magazines keep coming 3-6 months late). There's always Job Corps.
I'm from da same hood as czar nok but they shitty.me an my nigga da hottest from da nati.these nigga out here be on dat club music .me an my nigga on dat lyrical east coast flow
that's all well and good, my friend but the real question...
iz yo paper strawng like hercules?
Fuck yo stupid ass question
Damn between Tocka, These dudes, and that cat that put out big spender....... no wonder nobody takes my city seriously.......
Niggaz all over the world hatin' as usual. How come a player just can't do what he do and ya'll shut up about it? At least dem dudes got a DEAL. Ya'll probably still tryin' to make it. Just remember: U are watchin' THEIR video!
Ray Cash and Czar-Nok, keep doin' ya'll thang and keep it Ohio.
There are a bunch of quality acts out of Ohio. Czar-Nok is not one of them. The Knoc-tuurnal one COULD be okay one day... but he's probably 32 already. Zipper Mouth and Chunky Drawers are not good.
yal niggaz is sum hatas they in the hood grindin doin they thing yal aint doin shit tha nati comin fuck all yal otha niggaz but fleed out still betta nigga
uptown hotboy piru...fuck a crab
They don't be in da hood nigga I'm from the same hood da video was shot
To all yall haters out there i jus wanna say stfu cause them 3 dudes have done more than what any of yall could do. yall rippin on their teeth n clothes but in the long run they goin be the ones on top while all yall goin out to buy they new single. Im reppin cincinnati an they did that video in my hometown so yall can stop hatin. atleast they got the money to go out n make a video, be on 106 in park n everythin else while yall sittin on ur asses at home not doin nothin. Yea, yall got the right to not like the song but oh well, before yall try hatin on them again think about how much u got accomplished. I give them mad props and i was diggin the natti jerseys n hats. those were hot. keep doin yo thang an reppin the other CIN CITY!
Cin city bitches, these niggas grindin, gettin paper, there paper strong as hercules, yall haters aint got any paper thats why you hatin on czar nok, these rappers better than any of yall, They stay down the way grindin all day every day bitch, CIN CITY
Agree for 100%
Piru real estate is a new one.
I'm going to let THAT spider ad slide.
Thats just like some bitch ass niggas to rip on some niggas doing more than what they is. I know them niggas they cool. And I konw some fake ass niggas who talk shit about them then act cool in they face. You bitch ass niggas need to get off yo ass and rep it then if you think they ain't doing it right.
CzarNok, man they say my paper over and over again and try and be all hard, all there muzak is 'bout making money, or havin' money.
Hercules = 4/10
Pimp Tight = 5/10
rest of that CD is wack. They tryin' to do like a 50 cent deal, but no way can they pull it off.
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