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CHG - "Tha Game Will Freeze"
Posted on June 27, 2005 11:26 AM
THIS is why we shouldn’t allow just any old motherfucker to make a video! This is why The Negro Channel is dangerous!
Remember this face, everyone!... and the lightning.
I had to put a couple of requests on hold because there is no way I could let this one get past you. I laughed without respite from the opening credits, to the Korean store shot, to the random dude going down the stairs on the ATV. Today's victim is a charming young man named CHG with a video and single called "Tha Game Will Freeze." [watch it now] Oh yes... It's Monday! Grind with me, people!
Didn’t he say “Tha Game Will Freeze?” Then why he usin' fire (poorly pasted from a REAL movie) for his opening credits?
I initially expected this to be some Preny Mo/Glass Joe UnCut type of shit. I think I finally found a video the folks at The Negro Channel would reject. I could picture the editor talking about “Listen, CHG… We have a reputation to think about here!”
From watching the first 20 seconds of this video, I pose a daunting question: Do you think CHG has ever “hustled” a day in his life?
This shit looks like a parody sketch on a public access show. What is he supposed to be Springfield’s Most Wanted? There’s a kid like this in every high school. I’m confident that either Jamie Kennedy OR B-Rad could serve this man in a battle. Freestyle or written, I got 50 on B-Rad.
Is that a Volkswagen he’s stuntin’ with? Oh my damn, the nigga got a Jetta on factory! I guess that’s enough to pull a 10th grader whose feets is hurtin’ or doesn’t wanna take the bus to school. CHG… How you gonna post up on your mother’s Volkswagen? She would beat your ass if she saw your feet on that shit!
CHG and the Unfadable Records camp have reached new lows in the realm of posing. How can you stand there and take yourself seriously when you’re bopping around like you just learned English and have only seen music videos from the early 90’s? His crew looks like they get swirlies back at school. Who’s the kid in the white vest? Nigga look like Cassidy with Carlton Banks’ gear on. P.S.: I can never stress this enough... DON’T DANCE!
Funny how he mentions he's shooting like NBA guard Bonzi Wells. The nigga looks more like Shane Battier with birth defects.
I find it ironic that he calls himself “The Unfadeable Negro,” and then has a line about “African chicks that licks on dicks!” If you’ll notice, his entire crew is decked out in jerseys from the African stand. It looks like he went in there to get a phone card and some socks and made a horrible judgment call.
“Abdul… How much for that ‘PLAYAZ’ jersey?… 20 dollars? Come on, Abdul! Make it 15 for the Unfadeable Negro!”
Towards this train wreck’s bitter end, there is a shot where one of his friends (white guy with bald head) looks embarrassed to even know CHG. He seriously should have called in sick for the video shoot. I'd have been like:
"My Unfadable Negro... I can't make it... yeah, man... I'm playing tennis with Don Cornelius tomorrow."
This may be the worst song and beat I’ve heard all year. It sounds like he chopped and screwed the water level from Super Mario Bros. At first I thought this was one of them commercials for Poser Mobile. When I realized these kids were dead ass serious, this handi-cam classic immediately became one of those jawns I’ll be emailing to my friends for years to come.
We're like TNT... bringing you "The New UnCut Classics!" Gotta love it!
Questions? Comments? Requests? Need some turtle wax because you scuffed the top of your mama’s Tracer? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com is here for you!
Comments
WHAT UP RON, YOU HIT JACKPOT THIS TIME. HE IS THE UNFADEABLE NEGRO DUE TO THE LARGE SIZE OF HIS HEAD. IT WOULD TAKE A LAWNMOWER TO FADE HIS HEAD. HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE WATERHEAD KIDS AKA OLD FOLKS BABIES(WHOSE PARENTS HAVE TO BE OVER 50). HE WENT TO THE FLEA AND PAID 110 PENNIES FOR THIS VIDEO, HE SAID HE WANTS A PUFFY/DAME/JIMJONES LOOK TO THE VIDEO YEAH RIGHT. LOOKING AT HIM REMINDS ME WHY I LIKED THE TV SHOW LIFE GOES ON SO MUCH. REMEMBER CORKY. AS IN CONSEQUENCE-KANYE WEST'S NEW ARTIST ALBUM TITLE, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.
AIN'T THIS GAME'S BROTHER BIG FACE 100?
HE IS LIKE JODY ON BABY BOY. HE DRIVING HIS BABY MAMA CAR AND SHE TOOK IT ACK AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS STOLEN. "MAMA!!SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR. MAMA SAYS, "AIN'T NOBODY WANT NO WACK ASS JETTA, TIASHANIQUA TOOK IT BACK CUZ U HAD THEM YOUNG HOES IN IT AT THE HOLE IN THE WALL. HIS WARDROBE LOOK LIKE HE BOUGHT IT IN FRONT OF FIESTA (PEOPLE IN HOUSTON KNOW THIS IS A MEXICAN GROCERY STORE WITH CHINESE VENDORS SELLING ALL FAKE SHYT, LIKE IT LOOK LIKE A SONY RADIO BUT IT IS A BONY).
ron the gloves are off on this one play boy, dont this nigga sound like jim jones with laryngitis. this niggaz face wider than a muthafucka. he definitlty should have been in Dick Tracy,i figured out why the game froze.it stopped to see who the fuck was spittin this wack ass shit.did you hear this niggaz pac impressin in the 3rd verse. this niggaz sounds like the cookie monster on open mic night.his homies are in the back like"yea were gangsta than a muthafucka now,just wait til we get back home to bel-air all the bitches are gonna jock our shit.that jersey looks like some shit i can get in little mexico here in cali.5 dollars gets u a jersey and a sausage homie u cant beat that!and big gucci i know why said something about corky from life goes on, cuz thats the nigga who dropped the beat.its sounds like a reatard on syrup was behind the switch boards. if u gonna stunt ina jetta at least have some rims on that shit.B-Rad would murk this nigga ina freestyle battle, fuck 50 i got 2 bills on the king of Mali-bootay, man i gotta watch this shit again cuz im comin back, oh yeah, im comin back..........
Apparently CHG stands for Colossal Head Gangsta. That nigga's melon is feloniously huge.
It looks like they spent most of the budget on the Terminator 3 special effects intro to the video.
Speaking of budget he could only get one video ho, huh?
Is it me or did it look like the video was shot in a storage facility complex. They used their parking lot, loading dock,bathroom,stairwell,basement, and probably stole the stack of tires he was stuntin so hard in front of.
Also,doesn't he look like a light skinned, retarded, big headed version of DJ Hi-Tek?
This video should be called "How many times does my backdrop change"
And if I see another motherfucker on a ATV in a rap video I'm going to holla like Marvin.
Tip O' the Day: Keep your car doors shut
because really, no one gives a fuck
did u see when that cat was on the stair case, this niggaz hustlin is about as believable as gary coleman playin small foward for the lakers. i dont understand how i missed this shit.i bet this niggaz goes through a box of kleenex a day when he has a cold.he has a face just dyin to be plastered on mount rushmore. who rents a jetta anyway. that lets you know that his hustle aint shit or his mom has been slippin on his allowance as of late. the reason why they were in the bodega is cuz the korean promised to shoot half the video with his security camera if they bought $30 worth of his shit. who ghost writes for this man cuz he obviously has some type of learning disablity. doesnt this nigga look like his breathe is hot as fuck.how did he get a name like unfadable negro when this niggaz lighter than colin powell. i mean seriously is this what we pay tax dollars for, so handicapped kids can take music appreciation. DAMN YOU GEARGE BUSH U DIRTY BASTARD. i cant take this shit no more......
He should've taken that bullet charm on his necklace(top picture) and shot his career,masters,video,the financial backer of this doofus. Where is the Reading Is Fundamental van when you need it?
He is the unfadeable negro because of his head size. Look at that shit!!! What barber wants to waste his whole saturday cutting Saturn?
I GOT IT!!! THIS NIGGA SOUNDS LIKE RZA/BOBBY DIGITAL OR WHOEVER THE FUCK HE IS NOW. AND WHAT WERE THEY TOASTING TO IN THE BASEMENT SCENE ON THE COUCH? I BET THEY HAD TO POUR UNCLE PEE WEE'S HENNESSEY BACK INTO THE BOTTLE BEFORE HE GOT BACK HOME. SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Why would a person stunt in front of a Jetta sittin on 14" hub caps? Why would a person stunt in a black and green Ocean Pacific jacket purchased directly from Kmart? Why would someone mock Slimm Thugs voice? Three words sums this up "The Unfadeable Negro". Ron this debauchery must go down in Talkin Videos history!
yea this is definitely a classic as far as shitty videos go.
That nigga look like Craig MAck's cousin, damn his head is bigger then this computer screen I'm typing from. He look like a Gay ASS DJ POOH, matter fact I wouldn't be surprise if him and the Game was on Change of heart Together.. bitch ass Niggas!
i was so intrigued by this funnystyle bullshit. i did some research. the cat is from belgium, plus he has a website. http://www.chg-unfadable.com/ this explains a lot. so i cut him a little slack. i could pick up an arnold shwarzenegger accent. even with that said its still pretty bad. i did not know they had black people in belgium.
Yo, did anyone peep how his one size fits all hat is struggling to stay together on the pics page of his wack website. This cat has a serious Wayne Head.
What's sad though, is that this is an international interpretation of Hip Hop. Apparently people in Belgium think that hip hop is just putting on a jersey, scowling and stunting in a car that isn't yours. But how can you blame them.
Man, what the hell is this dude rappin' about?
Big Wobblehead ass.
He didn't even take time to floss out the jetta,lol. Dusty ass rims & tires.
them chicks in the video cant wait to go home, and what's up with that dusty ass lo-lo he's tryin' to floss?
They got some fine-looking women out in Belgium.
Good work on the research, Big Da! I actually got the mug shot from his site, where I learned he was from Belgium.
BillyBeige... If this were "Around The Horn" that would be 4 points! You are getting an advance warning of having made the mailbag... and it's Monday!
The only thing good out of Belgium was the waffle.
wtf did he do, make the video on his own?
ronnie mex we goin back around the horn if we doin it like that.shouts out to the cat that said this nigga had a waynehead,thats funny shit.now that u mentioned it i know Ahnolds from austria but doesnt this nigga sound like the governator on the mic.this nigga has the nerve to put some wheelchair rims on his jetta.i dont care if this nigga aint american this shits unacceptable.slick rick aint american and he did a damn good job.the picture up top looks like a mugshot for a child molestor id see on americas most wanted.this nigga has a serious TANK HEAD. i bet his hat size says optional.like fuck it nigga if yo big ass head fits then wear that shit. Go.......
Home got on a stretch fitted.
Apparently, CHG didn't graduate from Mighty Casey's "Black Rapping School".
That was some funny shit. I'm crying at my desk. What the hell was that. That was the weakest shit I have ever seen in my life.
Soo Sincere... I think he damn sure went to Black Rapping School.
B Webb... That's what's up. This shit is desk humour at it's finest.
I know if I was having a fucked up Monday... There'd be no way I'd still be pissed after seeing that video.
Thanks, CHG!
PLEASE tell me that this I sthe screwed and chopped version.....
He was "talkin'" so deep amd slow I felt like I had to wait 10 seconds between his every word
The Underground Superstar CHG (Cold and Hot Gloom) aka Gloomy formed his own independent rap label : Unfadable Records. On beats this lyrical genius is deadly spittin' his murdaflow and the rapgame is lucky to have the presence of this Legendary MC.
DONT HATE ME I SWEAR I DIDNT WRITE THIS SHIT!this actually came from his website. we are lucky to be blessed by his wonderful mic skillz.........
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!1
first and foremost all I have to say is woooooooooooo or whateva he says at the begining. This nigga sounded straight up like an immigrant.That beat was straight garbage and he neva rode the beat once. He do look like shane battier a lil bit. Also out of all nba players bonzi wells nigga motherfuckin bonzy wells. He mite as well said elden cambell
also i almost forgot to say godamn that bitchhad some big ass titties.
ron check www.thugsound.com these nigga will give u material to clown 4 days
I have to give my props
CBW- I see you are making good use out of that word, FELONIOUS!
Hi As A Kite- That Mt. Rushmore joke had me in tears.
My reveiw to follow shortly fam!
I know that I am going to HELL in gasoline drawers after this statement, but I could not keep my eyes on this dude throughout the duration of the video. Literally, he is so ugly that he is HARD to look at.
REALIZATION: I have come to realize that BITCHES will dance in front of a camera for ANYBODY, and probably even for free, as long as there is a possibilty their home-girls will see it. "Gurl, did you peep me in that video? Yeah girl, all I had to do was suck his dick. Time for my debut bitch!"
BITCHES: Kanyes "Workout Plan" mocks groupie bitches! STUPID BITCHES!!!!
(BREATHE)...okay...
DID YOU NOTICE: At certain points, his lips weren't even moving in time to the track. I thought I had fucked up and stumbled across a Kung-Foo movie.
Does rapping in a liquor store authenticate one's "hoodness"?
Belgium, huh? Maybe the Frankenstien look is big out there?
LASTLY: Sounding as if you have ghonorrea in the throat is not sexy. Most females get a little wet over a dude with a little bass in his voice, but damn, he scared the juices back up into my pussy.
Whatever happened to sweet nothings?
tammy,thats who he reminded me of,FRANKENSTEIN,and if a nigga voice can dry up some pussy he needs to just leave it be,just leave it be........
LOL!!!... I am talking, dryer than Nevada in the middle of a drought. What good would I be to my man (if I had one) going home tonight, huh?
Let me stop.
igotta deep voice lol
i see that jayz got the talent but his brother didnt get nuthin!!! i havent even seen the video and im laughin....damn...even mike jones looking at dude like..."you wack man"
where did this shit come from
This dude's on some serious crack. Him being international is not the problem, he just sucks.
Somebody tell homeboy to remain a fan, he aint doing no good participating, this aint no gym class, tell him to get the fuck home.
Yo Ron, u found a classic!
Belgium cant be that bad. I still cant stop laughing. I felt bad for the dude till i saw the video, he deserves all these kicks, he horrible.
His hustle looks weak, his bitch looks paid for and i think he taped this video during his breaks at the tire plant while his brother held the cam.
Did anyone understand any of his rhymes? Are we sure this is even a rap video? Maybe its a "IF U DONT WANNA GET SHOT, DONT ACT LIKE THIS" instructional video for tourists in Belgium.
Anyway, this craig mack look-alike is one funny ass clown.
WOW.....I SUDDENLY FOUND DA URGE TO WATCH SUM BENZINO VIDEOS, CUZ I HAVE NEVER SAW ANYTHING THAT DAMN BAD....MY MAN WAS CROUCHED DOWN POINTIN AT SUM 13 INCH RIMS.....I CAN'T EVEN HATE ON DAT CAT....HE BASICALLY JUST MADE A VIDEO USING ALL DA STEREOTYPES OF CURRENT HIP-HOP VIDEOS, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DAT SHIT WAS WHACK......OH YEAH, AND I THINK WE FINALLY FOUND SUMBODY SILKK DA SHOCKER IZ BETTA THAN...PEACE
I'M GONNA USE WORDS ON THIS CAT'S WEBSITE DESCRIBING HIM AS AN MC......"LEGENDARY", "LYRICAL GENIUS", "DEADLY SPITTIN", "MURDA FLO", AND "SUPERSTAR"......WOW......OH HIP-HOP, WHERE HAVE U GONE ??????
this cat is about as lyrical as special ed.this nigga makes benzino sound like pac.in belgium i bet this nigga is like jadakiss or somebody.it looks like somebody flatironed his nose.better yet its like they smashed that bad boy wit a teflon skillet.it probally took that nigga 3 hours just to shape up his line.he looks like a big face $100 dollar bill in the flesh.i bet the neck hole on his sweaters are large as shit.he looks like a halloween mask i seen at party city.he kinda reminds me of yoda and the guy from lord of the rings rolled up in one.he does kinda look like Jiggas lil brother though,i'm killin this nigga,all day............Go.
I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS VIDEO IT IS ALMOST TOO EASY TO RIP THIS VIDEO. I LIKE THAT MARIO BROTHERS COMMENT THOUGH, THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT.
The only difference between his video and Benzino's videos are...are...ummm...shit! What was I going to say? Oh yeah, nothing.
This nigga makes Master P looks like a lyrical genius. You need to barbers at once to shape this nigga's head, DAMN!!! Who Remembers Bonks from Turber Graphic 16, DAMN!!! How does that fool sleep on a pillow, but cut him some slack, he is from Belgium, his probably the 50cents of hip-hop overthere, his head was bigger than the rims on that Jetta, damn...
This video was sooo HILARIOUS! OMG how much did they pay those girls in the video becuase no amount of humilation would be worth it. Even if i was that desperate to appear in a video i wouldn't stoop that low. What makes it even worse is the fact that there are so many cheap cars in the video and that blue bike in the video is so cheap and buddy (a slang term we use in the south to indicate is "not in"..stupid...horrible) What puts the cherry on top is the fact that he is so OFF BEAT. He raps too fast- the beat is going at a slow tempo while he's rapping like Twister (one of the fastest rappers there are-if you tuned in to the "Negro Channel" you should have some idea about him. OH yeah, why don't you just call the "Negro Channel" BET-OH another thing, the "Negro Channel" only allows people that can rap and sing. There is NO WAY he could ever be on that-as a matter of fact, he isn't-he would disgrace the black culture as we know it, and we already have it bad enough.
That's the wackest shit I've ever seen and/or heard. My day was horrible until i seen that shit. The Motherfucker got issues!!!!
He was even standing in front of the honey with the big breast. Damn nigga at least let me look and the hoes bitch nigga.
HEADIE MURPHY, DOMER SIMPSON, LUTHER VANDOME
I forgot to mention homegirl dancing in a bathtub...wtf is that about?
This video still has me crying.
Some body has got to stop this guy. We just can't have no more music like this in America. So please somebody stop this guy. Before he makes another video.
(no plugs allowed)
Peace! From Mr.Unforgettable1.
The World Is Ours Tattooed across My Belly.
Show Me Love California Love.
I don't blame dude, I blame his crew and record label for gassing that man up to do this affront to audio cinema.This nigga sounds like Slim Thug with Downs syndrome. How are you stuntin in your grandaddys plymouth, and no one uses pea green cars in videos, I don't care if its a Benz that is not an appealing color. Volkswagon should sue these fuckin jerk offs for besmirching the reputation of the Jetta, and for generally associating their car with straight garbage. The Game will Freeze, yeah in disbelief, shock, and awe (before the laughter) that this nigga would belittle himself and put it out for public record and consumption. Maybe they used all the budget for the dancer, she was the only one and they could even get her wet. This tea bagger can't even exploit women right (not like that's a good thing). Then there is the flow which is an oxymoron in this case because he lacks one whatsoever. The lyrics, after the first minute faded to a gentle hum. My ears shut down as a defense mechanism to save brain cells before I lost anymore trying to decipher this pile of monkey spunk. Even Uncut won't show this whale shit and they used to play Black Jesus (Ron put THat shit up and for our viewing displeasure). No more rapping for you homie, except for at Subway, no onions please.
Which one?
"What That Thang Smell Like?"
If I can find it... sure.
BEFORE I SUBJECT MYSELF TO DIS . WHAT'S UP WITH THAT NIGGAZ QUILTED JACKET??? WHO HE THINK HE IS, BISHOP FROM JUICE???
THAT MUTHAFUCKA'S GOTTA HAVE DA JODECI BOOTS STASHED AROUND THE CORNER SOME WHERE.OOOOPS,I FORGOT. HE LET ONE DEM PRETTY RICKY NIGGAZ ROCK EM
mmm mmm mmm.FIRST OF ALL,WHAT'S UP WITH
THEM JERSEYS DAT NIGGA HAD ON??? GOOD TO
SEE DA LOCAL KOREAN WIG SHOP WAS ONE OF
HIS SPONSORS.AS WELL AS THE BUY HERE PAY
HERE CAR LOT AROUND DA CORNER. PERHAPS
A FEW OF Y'ALL PRETTY RICKY GROUPIE HOES
CAN GET OFF THEY NUTZ AND RIDE HIS CAUSE
HE NEED A BITCH (OR TWO) BESIDES THAT TIRED MUTHAFUCKA IN DA TUB.
that korean guy realy does look embaress standin next to him.shit look at that black motherfucker wit that red flag on.put eddy murphy,his brother and him togetter they form darkness treelings
someone needs to put up:
"WHAT THAT THANG SMELL LIKE" by Black Jesus
Ya'll know that video is good for a few laughs at least!
I'm tryin to kick it tonight....
won't ya tell me what that thaaaaaaaaang...
that is a definitely uncut classic.
we will have to do it one day... if i could ever get my hands on the link.
Man I thought J-Kwon was terrible. This fool makes J-Kwon sound like Rakim!
Ya'll need to check out his other video: "Unfadeable"
http://www.blastro.com/player/chgunfadable.html
Check out THESE video hoes. This cat has taken the crown for the wackest nigga on the planet. No competition.
This is horrible. Straight up disgrace. Let me find out this dude gets in the V.I.P. Please don't tell me that. Please...
I always wanted to know what Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) would sound like rappin. Now I know.
We Aint affiliated, Check YOur Spelling. Dont Get all This SHit Twisted with The Real Unfadeable Records. spelled with The E in it Cause We Erase that wack Shit Real hip-hop From Real Souls. One Love Hip-hop forever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I laughed my ass off reading these comments. I come from Holland, but I used to live in Belgium for about 10 years, and let me assure you, I had never ever ever ever heard of this charicature until I came across it on your site. Belgium doesn't really spawn any really great rappers, but there are some with some talent, but this guy is just too comical to even consider watching his dumb video in its entirety, let alone calling him a lyrical genious or whatever his friends called him right after he made a song about how much he loved sucking their dicks. The comment about him being belgium's 50 cent does have some truth in it as they are both dumb fuckers, there's just a slight difference in budget and fame, but the "flows" are unmistakenably of the same intelectual level. Holland does have some mc's whom I consider to be good, but you all probably would like it as you rate music by the type of car somebody drives in his clip....Anyway if you wanna have another laugh, check out THC, these guys were even brought to court because of their rhymes ( ok, not because they were so bad but because they were rapping about killing politicians which was kind of a sensitive notion cause that had just happened).
i was in the 'puter lab @ school (duke.edu) when i came across this garbage! I tried being as quiet as possibly seeing that folks R earing their hard $$, but i couldn't help it. I was laughing hysterically. Who's he trying to kid?? THis dude should've been a comedian. THat's about as far as he'll go w/ it. I mean, I'm no rapper fa sho, but I...ANYBODY's better than this cat. I suggest when he cashes his next McDonald's check that he invest it in something wiser. Like WAL-MART stock.
I'm out!
P.S. the webby's still a work in progress. Holla @ cha boy!!
LMAO! This is the worst song/rapper I have ever heard. In the begginging I was only like, "Fuck is this shit?" Right after he started bouncing his hands and saying "woof woof woof woof woof" I couldn't stop laughing!
The first time I saw this,I couldnt belive my eyes and ears.
Does Blastro translate:"UpLoad Your funnyest homevideos"
He probably asked a tourist going by to film them,cus all his homies was in front of the camera.
And the tape recorder they had,near the camera to do a voiceover on,was low on batterys-thats why the shit sounded like snails spit.
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