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B.G. - "Where Dey At?"
Posted on June 20, 2005 11:21 AM
You may remember B.G. from such pen-and-pixel covers in the the back of the Source as these.
But B.G. is here to serve a greater purpose than being the dude with the extra blingy album covers that you skip past in rap magazines.
Remember them “Say No To Drugs” ads back in the 80s and 90s? Of course you do!
B.G. aka B. Gizzle is a walking one of those.
Today’s selection, requested by readers like you, is B.G.’s newest video offering “Where Dey At?” [watch it now] Geezy (not to be confused with Jeezy da Snowman), one of my favorite MCs, takes us on a magical ride through what an average night of clubbin’ and stuntin’ in New Orelans is like… at least for him anyway.
I must say, if I ever made a rap video like this, I would do the evening justice and show you every part of the night. We need David Banner to save us and put out a video that would include the low points as well as the highs. I could picture it now. He’d include the scrounging of dollars to go see the weed man; getting the cold shoulder from girls on the floor and at the bar; and ending up at the pizza place either by your damn self or HAMMERED with an ugly guy/girl.
However, if you’re an uptown Hot Boy like B.G. you can skip all that bullshit. You don’t need to see the weed man! You are the weed man! You don’t have to holler at a broad! They come sit next to you in the V.I.P. and say “Hot Boy come put that drill in me.” (actual song quote). You don’t need to go to the pizza place! You can have a platter en-flambee (that’s French for “on fire” or some chef shit) delivered to your table!
Shit… you don’t even have to drive your car with your HANDS! I’m saying, you’ve gotta be an ex-furl junkie if you take your hands off the wheel to show your icy wrists, like Gucci Mane. Oh wait… maybe the car is being pulled… because this is a music video. God, I’m so stupid! *slaps forehead*
While I understand the dope-fiend fantasies, what I don’t understand is his incessant asking “Whatcha heart beatin’ for?”
To my dear friend, Gizzle: Hearts don’t beat because they’re scared. Hearts beat because they pump blood throughout the cardiovascular system of the human body.
Also of note, when he and his crew of Chopper City gangsters menace a poor dude who bumped him by accident, he asserts “I see your heart beatin'. What your heart beatin' for?” You what?! That's stupid in too many ways to quantify. So, Gizzle and 7 dudes are about to jump and possibly shoot a dude who accidentally bumped your drink. That’s gangsta! B.G.’s obviously uptight because he hasn’t had his “medicine” in a while.
Who should we be afraid of? The junkie? The bi-curious hoes on the couch? The phony Big Sam on the hook?
Yes… I said it. The nigga on the hook look like he was the 4th Eastside Boy. They also put a fake-ass Lil Jon in the shot for a millisecond to trick you into thinking you had an authentic Lil Jon beat and hook! Turns out the nigga is really Freddie Jackson, jr. Nigga look like Beanie Sigel ate John Legend and then put on his suit! (It's tight as fuck)
My favorite assertion of gangsta in the whole video came when he said he would sneak a MAC into the club. I can understand sneaking into the club with a little toolie, but you can’t sneak a MAC-10 in! I don’t care how smooth you are. You also shouldn't have that much body cavity space.
I have one last word about this painfully unoriginal video and its troubled star. NO close-ups for my nigga B-Gizzle! He looks all kinds of wasted. I wanna believe that he’s not fuckin’ with the sugar smacks anymore, but damn son… he’s not giving me much to work with in his defense. Weed ain’t supposed to make your eyes completely unable to open. This man looks like a 7-month fetus throughout half the video. He makes decisions that don’t help his case either. I don’t know about Gizzle anymore. With that said, I’m still buying any B.G. album that comes out. CHOPPER CITY IN THE BUILDIN’!
If you children need any more reasons to say no to drugs... I got one more. B.G. is only 24 years old, but he looks much older doesn’t he?
Questions? Comments? Requests? Need a listing of methadone clinics in your area? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Comments
It's a new week bitches!!!!!
Why does B.G. always look like he is just recovering from a bad ass whoopin'? Has that nigga ever had his eyes completely wide open? Does he walk around with a bag of ice to keep his lips off swoll? (Scratch that last question from the record) Let me rephrase the question. Nigga have you ever thought about lip reduction?
On a positive note, the video quality is not that bad. I mean the cinematography(not the actual treatment,content,or usual hip hop video staples)
I guess the guy on the hook decided to change clothes after realizing that nobody up in the club had on anything remotely close to Gingiss After 7 Formal Wear.
I didn't know you were allowed to have open flames on a table in a venue near alcohol unless it was a Japanese Steak House,Heavy Metal concert, or Richard Pryor's house in the 80's.
Finally, who in the fuck wants to see cats blow smoke out of their mouth? I don't give a shit if it was a cigarette(yeah right this is B.G.)cigar, or weed. What am I supposed to do after watching that? Applaud him? "Yo, the way you blew that smoke in the air was gangsta son!!!" Bad breath muhfucka. B.G. stands for Better Gargle.
P.S. Has anyone everseen this dude's real teeth?
There isn't much to say here.
BG looks like he was born with Down Syndrome.
I'm not trying to be funny.
Why was the cat that spit about 8 worthless bars at the end even included in this song? He sounded like a little whinin ass b!@#*. I never was too fond of B.G. but that wack ass nigga featured made him sound like Talib Kweli.
Ooohhhh!! That Talib Kwali joke was a low blow!!
Whoa!
FRESH FROM REHAB IS GEEZY. HE SAID HE SEEN DUDE HEART BEATING. HE MUST HAVE SOME SUPERMAN DOPE (A H ON HIS CHEST, GET IT). WHAT IS UP WITH THE END OF HIS VIDEO, WITH A BULLSHIT MONOLOGUE. HE KEEPS REPEATING I AM BOUT MINE. BABY DID RIGHT HE SHOULD THNAK HIM. IMAGINE IF THEY WOULD GAVE THAT FOOL ALL OF HIS MONEY HE WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW.
EXCUSE DEAD BY OVERDOSE.
Oh, no... I got it. That was hilarious! Foul, but hilarious!
The Richard Pryor comment single-handedly made my day.
Yes, B.G. always looks like he got his ass-whooped the night before.
But that's still my nigga! Chopper City for LIFE!
Man, y'all dudes going to get me fired. I'm cracking up over here. I could of sworn I saw him and his lil friend from the video copping around "Hampsterdam" last summer.
Yall a lil too hard on my boy. He cleaning up his act. Yeah I aint gone lie he look kinda bad but he shakin that monkey up off his back. rather likem or not you gotta respect the man for admitting he had a problem.
I respect his hustle. But rap as a craft has has awry. I mean rappers promise you a hot video every time they are on MTV or BEt. However, we have all been greatly disappointed when we see that it is more of the same old props and falsified glamour. This video is a perfect example. It has all of the the basic ingredients needed for a rap video: 1) hoes (translation:pretty girls that don't really like you), 2)a club scene (translation: "proof" that you are livng the reckless and carefree life of of a music star), 3)weed (translation:It's legal because I'm a rapper).
i think BG is cute but i think he is on sometheng cause his eyes are always red and his lips are always black as hell
Yeah...it's called Lady H
BG IS MY MUTHAFUCKIN NIGGA,DON'T HATE DAMM SHOW MY DUDE SOME LOVE.CASH MONEY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MISSING FLAT OUT.SO WHAT HE HAD ISSUES,FUCK IT DON'T TALK HE DON'T TALK TO HIM WHEN U SEE HIM ON THE STREET!BIOTCH STILL LOOK GOOD TO ME...SUCKA
OH MY BAD DON'T TALK TO HIM,DON'T TALK TO HIM WHEN U SEE ON THE STREET.BG4LIFE KEEP THAT SHIT GOING! D-TOWN NIGGA 7MILE DOGG
Oooooh, dey got these niggas... Get caught wit like 5, 10 bricks... Nigga lookin at LIFE... Be comin home in like 3 years... YOU KNOW somethin ain't right...
Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me...
YOU DONE GOT A EARLY RELEASE?
Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me...
LOOKIN AT LIFE AND DONE 3?
Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me...
Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me...
I KNOW YOU WORK FOR THE PO-LEESE!
Don't talk to me... Don't talk to me...
Don't talk to me..
I DON'T WAN HOLLA!
RON, WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN? :) :)
GIZZLE IS THE MOTHAFUCKIN' HEART OF DA' STEETZ
B.GIUZZLE IS DA MOTHAFUCKING HEART OF THE STREETZ!!!!!!!
I get down on my knees everynight and pray that Christoper Dorsey will stop pumpin that heroin through his veins and leave the valiums alone. From the looks of this video my prayers have yet to be answered.
If this dude is the heart of the streets, the streets need Mos Def to do a bypass right now.
Say get off my dogg gizzle he keepin it real holdin it down 4 da streets Uptown, Valence and Magnolia Ya herd mey thats what he reppin yall need 2 get off his nuts
SHIT MAN YALL BE TALKIN THAT SMACK BOUT BG ID LOVE TA SEE YAALL SAY DAT SHIT TO HIS FACE MAYNE YALL WULD BE SKURRREDDDDDD LIKE HE SAY
WHAT CHA HEART BEATIN FA ? YOU SKURED
YOP DUN BE HATIN ON BG AIGHT . 1
" HEART OF DA STREETS " MOTHAFUCKA HE KEEPIN IT REAL FO NAWLINZ
Did she say talkin "smack?"
Fuck all ya'll fakin on my boy B.G nigga slip capin on the fuckin internet and shit get around you stop talkin like a bitch fuck what u heard my boy keep it gangsta and real you find to many that can stop him stop haten for a nigga fold you up like some cloths
R.i.p
Solja Slim
Fuck all ya'll fakin on my boy B.G nigga slip capin on the fuckin internet and shit get around you stop talkin like a bitch fuck what u heard my boy keep it gangsta and real you can't find to many that can stop him stop haten for a nigga fold you up like some cloths
R.i.p
Solja Slim
every body wanna hate cause da man geting his shine on.let the man be he got da monkey off his back and still representing uptown to the fullest with his finger on the trigger and he's ready to pull it. r.i.p magnolia slim
Man u need to stop all that hating on my dog. Fuck Ya'll. Nigga done been thru da struggle and still keepin it real gutta. Ya Heard Me. Chopper City
in this Bitch fuckin da game up on some real nigga shit.
R.I.P. Magnolia/Soulja Slim
funny
get off the nigga nut he is da hottest of da hot boys
get off the nigga nut he is da hottest of da hot boys
While B.G. is my favoite hot boy... I'd have to say Weezy F is by far the nicest.
B.G. was the king during the era though.
Seriously... How is this man broke... all them B.G. alblums and Hot Boy alblums... and pretty much being on every Cash Money alblum ever until 2000...
WTF is Baby doing with that man's money?
Oh yes... Buying a pet Weezy. I forgot. Those are expensive.
B.G. my mutherfuckin dog and slim r.i.p.
to my nigga slim but for all ya'll bicth niggas that hate my dogs fuck ya
B.G. my mutherfuckin dog and slim r.i.p.
to my nigga slim but for all ya'll bicth niggas that hate my dogs fuck ya
UR CD IS BANG'N BUT U NEED 2 COME OUT A DVD NIGGA U SAY U FROM CHOPPER CITY NIGGA WILL SHOW US HOW CHOPPER U R NIGGA B.GIZZLE THATS WHAT KALL U
first of all the movie/music video wasnt shot in new orleans is was shot in ATL.Second da nigga been off drugs for months weed does that to ur eyes well it do it to me mines ya heard.when i smoked and drink it did that to me and made me look all tired.
Y'all hatin on da Heart Of The Streetz dat by B.G. a.K.A. B.Gizzle aka Doogie aka Bling Slim. all his cd's are FIRE/Gangsta
B.G. my nigga mane dont hate cause dat niggaz the #1 hotboy show my boy sum luvhe da realest all his albums is da shit. r.i.p soulja slim
these hoe ass niggaz need 2 stop wolf,n
cuz aint none of yall niggaz trying 2 get at my boi bgizzle and them chopper city ridaz.2nd of all my boy did have a proplem and was man enough 2 put that shit out but he been clean fo months. 3rd of all when u stop doin heroin it make u fat thats y he look all fucked up. now bg is my idol cuz i can relate 2 my boi cuz what he was doin when he was lil im doin now.
so snitch ass niggaz i dont wanna holla. but if yo bout them bitch u can roll wit me if yo done confictited u can roll wit me if u bout yo buissnes u can roll wit me and if u bust back when niggaz is spit,n u can roll wit me! rip solja slim..
Whats happening son. Whats been up. Me I been chilling. Your music put me on G in the world that I been living in. I been out there trying to get it. Its hard out here. I think if come out here you will make a lot of bread because every body I know listen to you. I'm nothing but 15 and out there trying to get it.
yesterday my turds were swirling around in the toilet and it kinda looked like BG's face... weird
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