
Say goodbye to Busta Rhymes, people. He may be gone forever.
"Don't cha wish Busta still had a soul?"
That's how I feel watching Busta Rhymes' latest public relations mistake in this feature on the Pussycat Dolls' new TRL-Banga (heh heh) "Don't Cha." [watch it now] Busta's come a long way from being that raw, gritty, exciting burst of lyrical energy that made us sit through some painfully mediocre Leaders of the New School tracks.

These girls straight-up-and-down look like they just won Making The Band 3. The video starts out with the Dolls riding jeeps and doing crazy shit at top speed for no damn reason. Similar juvenile exploits comprise the bulk of the production. If I didn't know better, I would have thought I was watching one of them commercials for herpes medication. Shit, they were about a kayak or white-water raft away from convincing me they were signed to Valtrex Records.
Don't cha get me started on the name. Pussy Cat Dolls sounds like a place to get hi-tech dildos on Christopher Street. Keeping with the magic theme, these girls prove that they are little more than video hoes with a record deal. They should have let Ciara do this shit. At least then we would have seen some quality dance steps. There's like 5 of these trollops, but I only hear one voice throughout the entire song that isn't Busta Rhymes'. That would be the passive-aggressive pop crooning of the Jennifer Lopez wanna-be who is apparently the group's lead singer.
While taunting and trying to convince a hypothetical man that his girlfriend is weak, they perform a series of what appears to be Tae-Bo moves into the camera for the world to see. Lookin' like a tired-ass Charlie's Angel must be all Busta Rhymes needs in a woman, because he's all for it! I guess that makes sense. Last time we saw him with a woman (non-Flipmode) in a video it was Mariah Carey fresh out of the funny farm looking like she just had a dick sandwich. I guess this cracka-ass Destiny's Child is a step up from Derek Jeter's coked-up leftovers.
In their mainstream debut, the Pussy Cat Dolls look like nothing more than the fuckin' Fanta Girls... talking all that "Don't Cha, Don't Cha" shit. I'm thinkin' Busta Rhymes is about to twist off the top of a soda, but apparently all that's on his mind is ripping off the packaging of a Magnum (which he so tastefully alludes to in his verse). Congratulations! The "Dungeon Dragon" (see: Scenario) has signed himself up to be the "Pussy-whipped Buffoon!" All that was missing was the nigga noddin' his head like a retard with a candy bar and goin' "Mmmm-hmm!"
Please join me in leaving nasty messages to his management for booking Busta in parts that should be reserved for Chingy!
Hoe-sie and the Pussy Traps really should have broken into that "Wanta Fanta?" song by the end of the video where they are, again, in herpes commercial fashion, bouncing up and down having the time of their VD-infested lives. I must say, they really put the "tramp" in trampoline. See how much respect you have left for a former top-25 MC by laughing your ass off at this video for yourself.
See you tomorrow,
I'm about to go check if Herpacin-L's stock raised any in the past week. These Pussy Cats may be on to something.
(edit note: Byron Crawford says they're the best thing ever)
Comments
Wow! That was a good laugh... not hysterical like the other ones... but definitely LOL funny.
yeah, I only hear one voice too. What's up with that?
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(That's me being speechless.)
I feel like jumping off a cliff now, it seems like everything I thought I knew is now coming to a screeching halt. But, I guess Busta's finally living up to his name though, he's become a busta with rhymes.
Of course, it could just be that he has a new album coming out soon, and he's trying to get the attention of the more mainstream, and perhaps, homosexual MTV viewers. That it had to be this way though, is sad.
Come on now, y'all know busta ripped on that song, and that lead singer chick is bad. you'd hit,dont front.
I know Bus-a-Bus was trying to expand his marketing horizons and all...But wait a minute he was problably tagging one of those chicks and before he cut her off promised her he would do a track and low and behold....Poof!!! Anyhoo the lead singer was one of those chicks from Edens Crush off of that WB reality show Popstars. It's a shame that dime has to attach herself to bullshit. Holla!!!
I hope Busta got a fat check for this and this version is not shown much. Because Busta and Flipmode street stock will plummit. The lead is pretty fine and can possibly sing. Why the need for the other Spice Girlesque chicks.I actually met an ex Fanta girl at a club in Hollywood (no bullshit). Makeup works wonders. Maybe they could remix Heather Hunters track and shoot a REAL UNCUT video (i'm so nasty)! Is will be the best muted video I've seen in a long time. This video don't even fit the song, this is some Ashley Simpson type plot. Busta remember that Hip Hop forgives, but never forget (Nas' pink suits, and the Nastradamus album, Jay Z Sunshne Video)you caught a L with this one but make up for it with a tight album.
good song. but video. It happens
missy lose weight
THE SONG IS STUPID AND THE VIDEO IS 2 AND NO MY BOY FRIEND DONT WISH I WAS HOT LIKE U CUZ U AINT HOT WELL W/E CUZ I DONT JUDJE GIRLS BUT U UGH
Don'cha wish you had of never seen no shit like this??? Got-damn, Busta, Busta, Busta, where for art thou, my brother!?!?
Who in the hell are these strumpets anyway? Where did they come from and how did they get a deal? For some reason, when I first heard that shit rotated on the radio like 5 times an hour, I thought it was Jessica Simpson... 0:)
**Quietly shuts down post and departs**
Jest zajebista !!!
i like the video and thought it was cool, all the girls are sexy. stop being a hater, if busta enjoyed himself in the video (looks like it) then im all for it.
Hay pussy cat dolls i love ur cd's they are so great to listen to when u have nothin to do
FUC YA HATERZ FUCIN HEFFA BITCHX TAK A MOTHAFUKIN SHOWERRRRRRRRRR IIGHT CUZ ~1~
!!!!!! so was up wit the big bang any way u dont know what i mean PCD IS THE COOLEST it makes ciar look like a cartoon no won whats to see and all this honky tonk bad stupid im big in bad rap like fat joe and crap like that i hate shout out to me if u got a problem ill solve it ill hit dat b***
wit a bottle!!! holla back if u dont like wat im sayin but one more thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUSSY CAT DOLLS ARE ##111111111 HOLLA BACK GIRLS~~!!!
Learn how to speak (write) in proper english. And serioulsy spice girls revisited but this time they are all slutty spice.
i love the pussy cat dolls a lot and
they nasty but what can i say i am too!!!But other than i like there music...BOYS DON'T U WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME...HA HA HA
No.
That's really all I had to say. No to everything.
No, I don't wish my girlfriend was like you. VD free is the way to be. No, they aren't good, they are a gimmick act. the PCD revue wanted to save money. so cut an album, and just play that during shows, instead of paying people like Carmen Electra to play the show.
Cheap bastards...
And I end this by once more stating:
No.
so we all know sex sells right? Seen as everyone has made the obvious statement that only one of them sings what else do you think their gonna use to fall back on! Sex apeal!! Ok so trashy does cross the mind but lets face it if these girls were 30 pounds heaver, wore little or no make up and dressed in daggy clothes I doubt they would have made it in anything to do with entertainment! So I guess they've gotta use what they have, and even though i don't really like the song well the lyrics anyway Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me please not every man in a relationship is drouling over the thought of chicks like you, sure they might enjoy a one night stand but there never going to date god forbid marry someone like you! You have to admit the song is catchy if i don't change the station as soon as i hear it ill find my self singing to the whole song whilst hating it at the same. Alot of female and male singers have used the sex apeal card at some stage or another to get further in the business. Its just how it works if the pussy cat dolls want to be known for their sexy yet trashy ways let em"
Y'all trippin'
Y'all trippin'
Y'all talkin' bout trashy,dirty,and grimy you want to see another person exactly like that look in the mirror and tell me who you see!
its cool
They definately should be called
"Kicking Ass Dolls"
And you guys ROCK
GIRL POWER!!!
i am cute im hot im everything u r not except the pussy cat dollz day rule out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 MORE TING I ROX
The lead singer is fine as fuck, fuk u all that hate them
you mean the ONLY "singer," right?
shit happens shit does happen
People say I look just like the main singer. I would take that as a compliment if they didn't act so sleazy. Yes, basically any woman can be hott..... but can they be beautiful. Now that takes alot more than the outer appearance....the song still rocks anywayz. Peace. And I still accept my twin.hahaha.;)
H3y pu$$y C@T d0lls w3ll i l0v3 ur n3w s0ng stick wit u its of th3 hizzl3
the pussy cat dolls rock there songs are really cool i hope they will have more asoum songs. i wish i had a cd of the pussy cat dolls, any ways i love the sond don't cha and stickwithu. well have a nice day and if you want to call me email me thanks love sa
well i lovwe your song it is so ausome i just love to lissen to it all the time but i also like your other song stick with you
love your bigest fan heather send me some mail
well i lovwe your song it is so ausome i just love to lissen to it all the time but i also like your other song stick with you
love your bigest fan heather send me some mail
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