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Bow Wow feat. Omarion - "Let Me Hold You"
Posted on May 20, 2005 4:48 PM
That’s right… no more “Lil’” on the Bow Wow… But if you have a sister or cousin 14 or younger, you already knew that.
In his second “I’m grown now” comeback, Bow Wow teams up with fellow newly-liberated kiddie-rocker, Omarion (formerly of Negro boy-band B2-Gay) for the latest Luther Vandross decimation, “Let Me Hold You.” [watch it now] Big up to me breddrin’ dem over at Jamaica Live for providing this uncensored link! That’s right! Bow Wow needed a radio version for this shit! And nevermind the scary Jamaican voice. That’s just Elephant Man. He nah go’ hurtcha nah mon!
Lesson 1: Speeding up vocal samples is FUN, kids!… and you don’t have to be Kanye to do it!
I know exactly what happened here! Jermaine Dupri fucked up! In an exchange that was supposed to be lighthearted-but-mature, the video accidentally starts off like a damn porno. Big Bow Wow calls his girlfriend, pretending to be out on one of them Scream tours, but is actually outside her house on his cell phone. Showing off his newly post-pubescent vocal chords, Mr. Moss seductively asks the girl what she’s doing and what she’d like to do tonight.
Listen carefully. After she opens the door for him, I swear he says “You wanna ride me tonight?”
On the other side of the door is the new "new Bow Wow," which looks more like the old Bow Wow than the last "new" Bow Wow did. Sporting fresh box braids and a neutral bandana (as Snoop gave him a 5-yard penalty on a cripwalking violation last album), he looks more like Daddy Mack from Kris Kross than anything. (I think that was the light skinned one, right?) Bow Wow, what the fuck did you do to your hair? The S-Curl wasn’t good enough?
Later in the video Bow sports some Eazy-E shades and a black wife-beater. I used to think Bow Wow was really Snoop Dogg’s illegitimate son, but upon seeing this shit my first thought was that his mama needs to take a Bone Thug to the Maury show immediately!
So, he takes his shorty to a red plastic cup bash down the street where they meet Omarion. A descendant of Immature, this shit looks like a scene out of House Party 7. Though it seems like they have the formula down for a successful 106 and Park classic, something is still amiss. They are one appropriate cameo short. All these motherfuckers are missing is Nick Cannon and/or Marques Houston, and this video is complete.
Setting himself apart from Nick Cannon, Bow Wow finds himself unleashed, uncensored (with curses!) and free from Nickelodeon obligations. That’s right, with J.D.’s full parental blessing, Shad Moss is now an artist free to say shit like “Niggas mad cause they ain’t bag you!” and “Work at it like a crack addict in rehab!” This is a level of freedom Jermaine NEVER let Kris Kross have… even when they shaved their heads and spit lyrics penned by Da Brat.
This development leaves me to wonder: Dammit Jermaine, how long this time? He wisely pulled the plug on the Kris Kross experiment shortly after “Tonite’s Da Nite.” How long is he going to let Bow Wow slowly ruin his still-salvageable career as a teen-movie actor? I mean, he could have been in "You Got Served," but no… he was working on another album. At this rate, Bow Wow will appear in a real porno sooner than we know. Someone do the kid a favor and convince him to cripwalk again so we can see what happens.
Since it’s the weekend, I am officially opening the floor for YOU, the reader, to join the hate train. No homo. After you watch the video, please use the comment section below to fire your best one-liners at this video. Bow Wow, Omarion, J.D. and all involved deserve your “love.” I also can’t wait to see if an argument ensues over whether or not Bow Wow is a “real MC.” Come on, guys. Don’t let me down!
See you next week with a new lineup, and hopefully some of your suggestions! Remember, drop me a line at ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com. If you leave me a video with a link and a good reason, I just might lay into it next week.
Comments
-No offense to Lil Wayne, but if you crossed him with Nelly, J-Kwon, and the Backstreet Boys, Bow Wow is what you'd get.
-Did he just fuck up the Name Game to fill a minute of an otherwise completely empty void?
-Somebody should really tell him that repeating a phrase that makes absolutely no sense over and over again, has already been dominated by Mike Jones. (I love Swisha House, but I just couldn't help myself)
-Ok, I get enough country music where I live, I haven't heard this many rednecks tryin to be "down" since that Nelly, Tim McGraw track. Yes, its sad I even know his name, but cut me some slack, I'm stranded.
(-Omarion, isn't it about time for your nuts to drop? You've been in "the game" longer than Mario, and he's twice as mature.
-And, Touch? What kind of song is named Touch? I bet Michael Jackson is your idol isn't he?(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
(If you can't tell, I really don't like Omarion, so I'm just getting all of this out now.)
-In that video for "O", why the fuck is he singing to himself in the mirror? Did it look to anyone else like he was checking himself out? I think maybe him and "MH" are more than just cousins.)
-When, in the video, the needle is knocked off the record, I think they were yellin at the DJ not to put it back on.
-I've heard better (w)raps from Taco Bell.
-I think Baby Bash ghostwrote this for him.
I'll probably think of some more later, but that's all for now.
Ron, hope I didn't disappoint!
blah blah suck dick!!
Got Damn that shit is wack. I SEE THAT JD IS FINALLY LETTIN THIS CHUMP WRITE HIS OWN VERSES. HE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WIT T.I AND BRAT AS HIS GHOST WRITERS. AT THIS POINT WHAT 4 ALBUMS OR SUMTHIN U WOULD THINK HIS SKILLZ WOULD BE THE SHIT INSTEAD OF SHIT. I THINK THIS NIGGA STILL TRYNA FIND HIZ IDENTITY. HE FROM OHIO BUT REP THE A HE FUCKIN CONFUSED. AT THIS POINT A LIL ROMEO SINGLE DONT SOUND BAD. AT LEAST ROMEO HAS AN EXCUSE IF HIS LINES ARE GARBAGE. HES ALREADY RICH AND HIS UNCLE IS SILKK DA SHOCKER
all y'all keep ur 13 year old sisters away from lil' Bow Wow, cus that Negroe ain't lil' no more... He's about to be on some R. Kelly type shit pretty soon haha
one cup of the lil' black midget dude from Bad Santa + two cups of Chingy + a 1/2 teaspoon of Snoop + a bucket of bullshit = Bow Wow
oooh shit, did yall see that episode of Punk'd when omarion's like "I did not touch ur daughter... I swear to God!!" I mean i wasn't surprised tho , we all knew he was a homo fag from the start. He and Bow Wow been lovers and friends for a real long time now... A real nigga woulda been like "yeah i f***d that lil slut in the a$$ - then i nutted in that ho's eye!!"
that's some funny a$$ shit mex
bitch, who are tellin to suck dick?
(you see that word play, clever, huh?)
hello MOM im on tv
actually. . I thought the lyrics to the song was pretty funny. It didn't really have a good flow
but when i saw the video I was like WTFUCK. whats up with the braids ahaha.
N'is nigga think he Serena?
hell, i hear lil bow wow and michael jackson are fixin to hook up and sang some good ole heel stompin country boo shit song...that is if michael dont fuck it up and give lil bow a courtsey reach around and pissem all off.... countryboy out...
fuck that bubblegum rap shit give it to nickalodeon
I think JD turned Bow out like Prince did to Tevin Campbell....THINK ABOUT IT!!!THINK...AB..OUT IT..that's all I'm saying
That was the most creative and innovative music video I've ever seen.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT EVEN THE VIDEO. BOW WOW HAS WEAKER LINES THAN LIL FLIP'S "MILK" BULLSHIT. HIS WHOLE POPCORN KIDDIE IMAGE IS SUCH BULLSHIT NOW. HE HAS GOT TO BE HIP HOPS ANSWER TO BRITTANY SPEARS.BUT NOBODY WILL NOTICE SICE RAP HAS GOTTEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAD EVER SINCE G-UNIT (G.OD U N.IGGAZ I.S T.RASH) GOT IN THE GAME.
On the video wit them shades, he looks like a cross between a young stevie wonder and venus williams when they wore all them damn beads. I'm surprised the gurl in the beginning didn't hear all them damn beads click-clackin from her bedroom when he walked up. By the way, I can't front on that "Young, Rich and Dangerous" by Kriss Kross, it was a good album, sorry.
I liked the video alot. Man why da hell r yall peeps hatin so much ????? Yall hated on Keyshia Cole Pretty Ricky and now Bow Wow and Omarion. Yall r really some immature bastards. Grow da fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And To Ron Mexcio: U need to shut da fuck up u ugly ass racist bitch. Always hatin on da black people. Go somewhere where dem white motherfuckers @ and go somewhere in suck a dick u dumb ass bastard!!!!!!!!
I agree with yaya... That video was great and his hair was awesome! Ya'll are just jealous you dont look that good and have that many girls on you! Just because you aint makin that much paper doesnt mean you have to hate on everyone that does!
^^^^^^
those must be be 2 representatitives from the future video hoes of america
Shut the fuck Ya Ya .
I'm sick of you always comin on the boards and talkin like you know shit about music.
Please Jr. Ho what year were you born? 1990? Get the fuck outta here.
I'm surprised you have a free hand to type on the computer as much time as you spend jackin off to your B5 and Omarion posters.
Do me a favor and jump off a fuckin bridge bitch. The world will be a much better place without you.
^^^^wow....thats a burner
doesn't that girl who dances behind omarion and lips the wrong words look like a black Paris Hilton??
Ya Ya I agree wit u , why all of these peeps hatin on everybody... Bow Wow is one fine piece of ass...
I saw his new video wit Ciara"Like You", they both know how to put it down.
Holla at the latinos and black ppl out der.
Ronnie,
Which Luther Vandross song is this ruining, now?
Video's mediocre, song's ok, but the Mcdonalds fry-guy hair-do MUST go. Mexx said it best. The new bow wow looks younger than the first new bow wow did.
This song features a very prominent sample of "If Only For One Night."
He looks like Super-Saiyan Bow Wow.
Bowwow u r so fine and u will be wit B5 on the scream tour tell them i said holla and that i wanna date every single one of them
Now THAT is a groupie in training.
She'll let all 5 brothers skeet.
The old one... down to the 10 year old.
Haha...Ron Mexx said "skeet."
YOU ARE OT
YOU ARE HOT CIARA IS O.K BUT I'M
better
yow i hate ciara and bow wow is a fag.......... ciara is a shim bow wow is gay........... just like how micheal jackson is a child molester........ but i do love omarion..... hes fine!!!! POWER 2 THE BLACK PPL!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLD UP DIVA 101 I DONT KNOW WHO DA HECK U ARE BUT HOW U GOING 2 HATE CIARA AND U DONT EVEN KNOW HER AND BOWOW AINT KNOW FAG AND HE AINT GAY SO DONT GET IT TWUSTED LITTLE WIGGER OR W/E U ARE AND OMARION HE HOT AND IM SCROPIO SO GIVE IT UP 2 ALL DA SCROPIOS 1 MUCH LOVE
HOLD UP DIVA 101 I DONT KNOW WHO DA HECK U ARE BUT HOW U GOING 2 HATE CIARA AND U DONT EVEN KNOW HER AND BOWOW AINT KNOW FAG AND HE AINT GAY SO DONT GET IT TWUSTED LITTLE WIGGER OR W/E U ARE AND OMARION HE HOT AND IM SCROPIO SO GIVE IT UP 2 ALL DA SCROPIOS 1 MUCH LOVE
you are the worst kind of hypocrite.
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