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About two years ago my best friend planned to take his girl out on splashy date for her birthday, and asked me to take out her best friend. I agreed, even though the plan included hiting up a Broadway show, where the tickets are $60 dollars each. Yes, that means I was spending $120 to be a wingman. But this was for my homeboy, and I thought maybe something would spark between and the "winggirl".
We saw the Lion King and it was incredible. We sat in the side balcony seat, and actors during the show came to our box and performed. Again, it was incredible.
Afterwards we headed home, with my boy taking his girl and me taking his girl's friend. I was in the zone, feeling pretty major from treating this girl to such a high class time. However, she must have felt differently. She wouldn't give me any play - no laughing at my jokes, no saying thanks for the night, and barely even answering my questions about herself. She treated me like I was some random dude off the street who was trying to kick it to her!
The only thing she did talk about was the problems her friend was having with my friend. She tried to use me to pump information, as if I would spill whether he was cheating or not. I wish he did cheat! Then at least I would have a secret to keep from her nosy self.
Anyway, the night ended with me dropping her off at the projects she lived in. I think she still lives in those projects, years later.
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UZ A TRICK FOR THAT ONE HOMIE. ON THEM TERMS IT WOULDA BEEN DUTCH FROM THE GATE . . AND LIL MAMA WASNT FEELIN U. U SHOULD LEFT HER ASS IN DA PJ'S . .SHE AINT NEED TO COME IN THE 1ST PLACE . . BUT LIL WEEZY SAID "IT AIN'T TRICKIN IF U GOT IT" . . . U'Z A GENTLEMAN . . U BETTA THAN ME! ONE MILL
Tell ya boy he gotta come up with half of that ticket money atleast. You out 120 and no sex.
I have to say this story wasn't even worth writing.
She treated you like some random dude off the street because you are. I could be wrong, but you didn't indicate anywhere that you knew her prior to going out.
Secondly, she tried to get you to rat on your boy because that's what nosy broads do. Nothing more. Don't take it personal. Also, what's wrong with the projects? If she's hood, she probably don't want a preppy, uppity type of dude...which you come off as. Sorry to say homie but it sounds like she found you straight up wack.
thats funny ish... i feel like ive been in those situations....they are terrible... but its funny how the chick still in the projects
you spunt all that bread and didnt fuck? Nigga u aint worth a damn. Where yall keep finding these rudy-poo, piss and pat type niggas from mane. Ya dude probably knew it too, but aint say nuthin cause u wouldnt went. Now thats fucked up!!!
Well, you never had her. Just because you take her out in the injunction of helpin your boy, does not mean you are going to get any. I've been in that role my frined, it's not a good role, but sometimes we have to play it in order to get ahead. Maybe she was a spy and probing you out, same thing happened to me and after a couple of dates she forgot all about spying and decided to ride to magic pole.
No offense but why would you pay $60.00 for a ticket for a chick you don't even know. I understand you were doing your friend a favor but damn use your commonsense.
Yo!!!!
Ghetto, project-ass black bitches never really recognize a good man no matter how much you shake him in from of their faces. That's why they all end up with niggas in jail and no one to take care of their nappy-headed mixed breaded five children.
But on another note, you were doin too much with that. It's the responsibility of your friend who wanted YOU to go on the date. He was too worried bout you when you dished that dough and he still wasn't worried when he got that pussy huh?
At the same time, MANNERS ARE MANNERS!! That snobbish bitch was doin too much with not even being polite about it. But then again what do ghetto bitches no? Nothing other than how to be ignorant and classless. Like I said I bet she one of the 63% of black females raisin kids on her own right now.
Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent...
She did not play you out son, you played yourself thinking she OWED u something.
Did u ever stop 2 self assess or ask yourself questions:
1. Could I have pulled this girl if I came up 2 her in the club?
2. She's not laughing at my jokes is it because I'm not funny?
3. Am I so obnoxious and such a turn-off she doesn't want 2 even converse with me?
4. Did I brush my teeth and put on deodorant?
...I don't know what your answers were but let me tell u this...
The only think she owed u was "thank you"...
NOTHING MORE<NOTHING LESS!
Don't b angry and bitter enhance your social skills and ...GET A LIFE!
There's always ELIMIDATE!
YOU CANT BE THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE BUNCH. B/C YOU WERE DOING THIS FOR "YOUR BOY" YOU SHOULD'VE MADE HIM PAY FOR BOTH YOUR TICKETS.IF YOU DIDNT KNOW, WOMEN DO THINGS LIKE THIS TO GET INFO OUT OF MEN.PLUS, SHE PROBABLY WASNT FEELING YOUR LAME ASS.
You were a wingman, and a damn fool too homie-THAT was unforgivable.
A wingman never pays for shit he just holds shit down for the homie. Wingman status is being the body to block all hating activity by the third wheel chick. Your mission succeeded but a good wingman gets the ass too. And just because a chick is from the bricks it don't mean she's smashin-she got a free broadway play out of it, and all she had to do was know your man's girl.
Oh, and if you're complaining about the cheap Lion King tickets, that might be why you got no ass...good Lion King Tickets run up to $200 a pop (I went last year) be thankful you didn't break bread for real. Step your game up and you too can have wingmen of your own!
No offense this 1 sucked. U went into it expecting to much. 1st and foremost if u the wingman y u paying for shit.
man bro don't even worry about it. shorty sounds like she ain't bout shit no way.she a project chick goin out cause her friend asked her. i mean u shouldn't have expected to much but if u spent 60 bills on a ticket the least she couldv'e done was give some decent convo. that chick was rude and disrespectful thats why she gone be stuck in the pj's for a good minute.
60 dollars for a ticket for a girl you never met? Dawg you are lame and that's why she gave you no play man.
Wingman lessons
1. Never pay!!!!!!!It must be dutch off th back and if she gets mad then so freakin be it. I ain't buying crap for a stranger. Maybe a drink in a club AFTER I danced with you, but that’s about it.
2. always have a plan b. It could be another female or just another place to go
3. Always expect the worst, therefore you won’t be disappointed. Remember, if she has no date, there must be a reason why lol
4. Never expect ass…..you will jinx it dawg lol. Not to mention if you don’t expect ass, then you won’t be disappointed if you don’t get none.
5. Last but not least, never sweat the girl. For some reason in life women don’t like a man that treats them nice. I once read a joke in playboy (yes the articles and joke are actually better than the flat booty white girls they have). The joke goes, “what do gay men and beautiful women have in common?” “They only f*ck a$$holes.”
6. Have a blunt ready b/c if you are hgetting some ass it will be better, and if you don’t get no ass it will make you feel better lolYo, you win some and you lose some dawg, just let this be a learning experience.
Most of yall that posted above have been smokin your Blacks down to the tip and it has effect your brain. Those were some dummy comments.
Dude,
I gotta give you prop for a coupla of things:
1. You did the honorable thing and paid for the girl while you were out on a date. A real man can at least afford to pay for his date when they go out. Only a buster would go out with a girl and then flip the script half way through.
2. You were there for your friend. That cat owes you big, and its always good to be owed a favor.
3. You were a class act and didn't flip out on the chick half way through the date. You went all four quarters and droped her off and everything. Props.
Even if she was acting all stuck up, you should feel good and be able to rest at night knowingthat you treated that girl right. That's not always easy to do, but you did-4real
U should of took her ghetto ass to Micky D's, fuck spending $60 for some tickets especially without gettin a "thank you" or no pussy....shit, you too nice
Dude.... I just want to know if you learned your lesson? Cause if not, I heard theres a couple date show ducks from the Flavor of Love still lookin for somebody to take advantage of. Ya never know, VH1 might give you a show too, LOL.
DOG,
I WOULDN'T HAVE PAID FOR MY TICKET LET ALONE HERS. THAT BITCH AINT EVEN SAY THANK YOU. BUT THEN AGAIN, THOSE PROJECT HO'S DON'T HAVE ANY MANNERS ANYWAY. THATS TO BE EXPECTED. YOU SHOULD'VE CHOKED THAT BITCH, SHE PROBABLY WOULD'VE LIKED YOU THEN. THAT'S WHATS WRONG WIT THESE HO'S NOW, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM. BUT I'MA TELL YOU LIKE MY POPS TOLD ME "FUCK THAT BIATCH"
champ thats some doe homie. $120 no thank u ? dawg i would be blown champ for real. i would tell your homie to bill shawty for the tickets. i mean dayum the lion king, broadway, ? nigga u was in a suit ?!?! fuck dat shorty should give u half on everything just outta respect. thats mad disrespect, i mean u aint even tap, no kiss, all u got was a ear full of some sack chaser ear hustlin' sending u lines to feed her girl cause she wanna play gayle to old boys oprah. dayum shame i say u sue her in small claims court, better yet the peoples court, and tell me when it airs because im going to tivo that shit.
Son, don't pay a dime for these chicks unless you are smashin that on the reg or getting something out of it. You just met her and already made a bad impression by supplicating to her with Lion King tickets, wack jokes, etc.
You have to realize that any chump can spend some money on some corny broad, so money isn't gonna get you the ass. It's all about your personal attitude, who you know, and what you are doing with your life. She knew you weren't really about anything immediately when you tried to impress her.
I am glad you let it slide off you, but for future reference, stay calm, cool, and don't pay for shit. Don't be so naive doing favors for your boy without getting nothing in return.
you all sound like some broke dudes complaining about the wingman having to spend 60 bucks on a chick. who cares? its 60 bucks.
I respect you for been a gentlemen, but i personally wouldn't put myself in that type of situation. I don't play the guessing game. I let female know straight up what type of relationship i'm seeking causal, sexual, or monogamous. My thing is if you're not my lady i'm not spending any money on you period. How many female have you meet that will pay for the anything on the first date. None! If you're my lady i don't have a problem with paying for the
whatever, but if i just meet you hell no. I alone deal with independent women. We both pay for our on expenses. Women is always running that game about how they want to be treated like a queen. If that's your case then i want to be treated like a king. I don't buy love! One!
My thing is if you're not my lady i'm not paying for anything. If you're a independent female i feel you should pay for your on expenses. That way neither party is losing nothing. I don't play the guessing game, i'm honest with females on what type of relationship i'm seeking whether it's causual, sexual, or monogamous. I don't buy love.
Posted by Enri April 11, 2006 02:20 AM
yeah this story doesn't sound like an unforgivable relationship story at all. It wasn't even a relationship it was a date. So you had a bad date and aint get no ass at the end. Maybe you need to step your game up. But to say that it was an unforgivable experience because a girl you just met didnt give you the ass sounds kinda narcisistic to me.
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Dont take it personal, boo, but let me give you some female insight. Sometimes running interference for our homegirls is just that and we do it after spelling out very clearly to our friend "Look, I am only doing this for you, Im not giving him my number, Im not playing the hookup game, Im tellin you RIGHT now!" LOL... the point is maybe it wasnt personal and she just went cause her friend wanted her to and never intended to hook up. Kinda sucks for you if you were digging her, but maybe you were just expecting too much. Then again, maybe thats what you get for saying you were playing "wingman" and not just calling it a double date. You really can speak things into existence you know. Call yaself a sixth toe and thats how you'll be treated, LOL.
Posted by Dig April 5, 2006 04:15 PM