Written By SOHH Ballsy
Yes, that’s what I’m talking about, LeBron! Stick your neck out there a little bit, big homie! (Having Kobe, D. Wade and Dwight Howard as teammates helps). But I appreciate you for this nonetheless.
I mean let’s tell it like it is: the U.S. not capturing a major title since the 2000 Olympics is an utter disgrace, son. I mean, our players get the most gwop. Therefore, it’s only right that they come correct, represent right and … WIN!
King James has got to know how it feels to underachieve, having been on third-place teams in the ’04 games and ’06 World Championship. UGGGH.
The reason why I’m really feeling ’Bron for guaranteeing gold is dude just sprained his right ankle, but still said what all of us want to hear.
Now the only thing he and Kobe must do is … FOLLOW THROUGH. To truly make up for past disappointments, this U.S. squad has got to beat these other countries like they stole something from us. You feel me!? I want the U.S. to beat Croatia like they’re responsible for hiking up our gas prices! Why not?
I want 40-point leads during games and wins by at least 20. I want Dwight Howard blocking some Russian’s shot back to the U.S. and Kobe dunking on the tallest mofo out there. Let’s get it in, fellas!
SOHH are you happy LeBron made the gold guarantee!? How embarrassing would it be if a team with King James, Kobe and D. Wade don’t grab gold!? Holla at me, maaaan!
On another note, while our beloved NBA guys will be out there fighting for gold, all the Iraqi Olympians will be watching from their couch. The IOC (International Olympic Committee just dropped the hammer on the war torn country by locking them out of the Olympics. According to FOX News the IOC banned the seven Iraqi athletes due to the government involvement in the Iraqi Olympic Committee.
Wow. That sucks for them.
[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
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