Written By SOHH Ballsy
SOHH yesterday Parcells told him to dance his ass out of sunny South Beach, trading Taylor to the Washington Redskins for a second-round pick in 2009 and a sixth-round selection in 2010.
That’s what you get for acting like Ricky Martin instead of a football player in the offseason! Giving JT his props, in his 11 seasons with Miami, dude was a six-time Pro Bowl defensive end and former NFL Defensive Player of the Year (’06), but this just goes to show you what happens when you get too comfy.
JT got too comfy, kid! He probably thought, ‘I put in work in Miami … what’s one offseason on Dancing With The Stars!?’
Maan that one decision, got you traded. Yo ass better lose the wingtips and get back in those cleets!
Real talk, as soon as I read Parcells’ comments months ago, I knew twinkle toes, er, Jason Taylor was a lame ass duck. Parcells doesn’t play all that cute ish.
The Dolphins do get to unload on Taylor’s contract and Washington’s D just got better, SOHH I guess it’s a win-win.
BUT WITH TAYLOR NOW, ARE THE REDSKINS GOOD ENOUGH TO HANG AND/OR KNOCK OUT THE COWBOYS OR MY GIANTS IN THE NFC EAST!?
AND
DID APPEARING ON DANCING WITH THE STARS, PUNCH TAYLOR’S TICKET OUT OF MIAMI!?
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