SPORTS BLOG: BASEBALL GAMES ARE TOO LONG, SOMEONE PUT A CLOCK ON THOSE 9 INNINGS! CLIPPERS GET BETTER AGAIN!

Now you tell me  - Is that more of a treat or torture for fans!?

I mean, I’m a New Yorker. I’m sure many of the people at the Stadium and watching on television have work today and that Game f**ked up their whole sleeping schedule. Golly!

A 4:50 game! Jesus! You know how many things you can knock out in 4:50? You can watch a whole football game, f**k your wife and bang out your mistress. I mean, COME ON! That’s too long, G.

In 4:50, I could get milk from the corner store, listen to the new Nas album, drive to Jersey and back, stop in Brooklyn and come home and ... I would still have more time.

4:50 isn’t a treat, it’s an investment. 4:50 anything is too long. I wouldn’t even need that long with Lauren London. Half that or even a quarter of the time would do. Then she could leave the crib. Ha!

But something has to give here! Put a clock on those 9 innings. SPEED THAT ISH UP! Don’t you agree!?

Moving on, Elton Brand may have assed out the Clippers, but they did make up for it by signing Marcus Camby, taking him from the Nuggets. Camby ain’t no Brand offensively, but the dude can play some D. Believe you me, the Clippers got a little better.