Written By SOHH Ballsy
Cynthia Rodriguez, wife of Alex Rodriguez, has officially gathered up a squad of bomb-ass lawyers to file for a divorce today.
Now, A-Rod was smart enough to get a pre-nup, but y’all still know what this means, right!? Your boy A-Rod is about to lose some of that bundle, ya diiiig!?
Don’t forget A-Rod signed that 10-year, $252 million contract with Texas after the 2000 season and then put that hancock (pause, word to Will Smith) on another 10-year, $275 million with the Yankees last November.
Oooh-weee, (ALLEGEDLY) f**king Madonna is going to run you some of that gwop, homie! Damn.
Damn, what does Madonna’s kitten do to a dude!? A-Rod ain’t the first athlete that she’s (allegedly) dropped the pink on. I mean … the material girl has been linked to Jose Canseco, Mark Messier, Dennis Rodman, your boy Sir Charles and Brian Shaw (damn … who would have knew!?)
But even with the prenup … how much of that cash flow is A-Rod about to lose!?
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