What up, world!?
Tomorrow night's the NBA Draft, where cats' lives change forever ... and cousins come out the woodwork with their hands out. Oh yea, it happens.
SOHH your boy Ballsy has taken liberty to make the official SOHH Sports Mock Draft. Here's how I see the Top 10 picks playing out.
And with the first pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Chicago Bulls select:
Derrick Rose out of Memphis. This one to me is a no-brainer. Not only do you make your team instantly better with the best player in the Draft, but dude's SOHH Chi that you thought he was bashful. Chicago can't f**k this up and won't.
And with the second pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Miami Heat select:
Michael Beasley out of Kansas State. Rumors keep increasing that the Heat now want O.J. Mayo, but all that gel in Pat Riley's head is just making him craftier. I think he's just saying that to throw teams off. But Mayo and D. Wade in that Miami backcourt would be pure nonsense.
And with the third pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Minnesota Timberwolves select:
O.J. Mayo out of USC. O.J. better get a hold of KG's math and ask him how it is living and playing in Minnesota aka Siberia.
And with the fourth pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Seattle Sonics select:
Russell Westbrook out of UCLA. Who would have ever thought that Kevin Love wouldn't be the first Bruin taken in the Draft? But Russ' stock has been soaring.
And with the fifth pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Memphis Grizzlies select:
Kevin Love out of UCLA. Russell Westbrook should just wait at the podium to get that photo opp everyone is waiting for, with him and his teammate Love.
And with the sixth pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the New York Knicks select:
Either Texas' D.J. Augustin or Danilo Gallinari from Italy. But intelligence out of the SOHH Sports camp suggests that Donnie Walsh will be making a strong play for 'hold the' Mayo. If they can't move up to snatch Mayo, Augustin would be a nice fit. He's undersized (5-10), but is a pure point guard, who can run in D'Antoni's system.
7 Clippers - Will need to decide between Eric Gordon and Jerryd Bayless
8 Bucks - Joe Alexander, West Va.
9 Bobcats - Brook Lopez, Stanford
10 Nets - If Lopez is still around, Nets take him. If Gallinari falls and Lopez is off the board, Nets take him.
Shoot, I could be wrong on a bunch of these. Projecting the Top 10 of the Draft is a huge cluster f**k, kid!
WHAT'S YOUR TOP 10!? Holla at me, maaaan!
On a sidenote ... by now y'all should have seen this video of Shaq dissing Kobe on this freestyle.
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes." UGGHH ... PAUSE!
If not, peep:
Well, this freestyle didn't sit well with the Sherriff's office. They revoked the Diesel's badge. Ha! If Kobe wins next year, he should send a freestyle back!
What do y'all think!?
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