Get ready for the Magic-Bird commercials to come out the woodwork. Oh yes, Boston vs. L.A. is just what David Stern and the NBA wanted. The L would have been cursing themselves if San Antonio and Detroit made it. Trust.
But let the throwback marketing begin. I could stomach it, as long as they don't bring back the short shorts. SMH at Andrew Bynum ... those were huggies (sperm stoppers if you will) you were rocking, my dude!
People are actually bringing up the fact that the Celtics swept the season series from the Lakers. Come on, dude! The Lakers didn't have Pau Gasol in both those games and are a much better squad right now. Bad thing to bring up, chief.
SOHH here we go ... The Big Three of Paul Pierce, KG & Ray Allen
Vs. Kobe and the best supporting cast in the L (Word to Pau, D. Fish, Sasha, Turiaf and L.O., L.O.!)
Who do you like in the series!?
Since we're going to be talking about the Finals practically the entire week, I had to bring up Kimbo Slice and what he did on Saturday. Fighting in the first MMA event on network TV, Kimbo wound up with a technical knockout over James Thompson, but it wasn't easy! AYO, Kimbo could have lost! But he's still undefeated. Peep how he turned dude's ear into a UFO and discuss:
Yes, Kimbo won ... but do you think it's only a matter of time before he gets BEAT!? Holla at me, maaaan!
Next couple of days:
Tuesday - Complete position-by-position breakdown.
Wednesday - How the Lakers will win in 6
Get ready!
LAKERS IN 5, WE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NO ONE FROM THE 3 POINT LAND IN BOSTON. WE DEAL WITH ALL TYPES OF GUARDS, WE NOT WORRY ABOUT RONDO. NIGGA PLEASE LAKERS IN 5
Kimbo definitely could have lost that match. He was getting elbowed on the ground for a while and wasn't fighting back so the ref could have stopped it. It is only a matter of time like SOHH Ballsy said that he loses. Either he needs to keep it standing up or he is going to lose one day on the ground.
When Boston won Friday night the only words my mouth could say were "aaawwwww shit!". I feel like I'm 9 years old in my grandfathers den, listening to grandpops and unc' cuss out Mchale and punkass Parish. Watching BigGameJames dunk on Bird's forehead, Kareem punking Maxwell, The Baby Hook, Pat Riley's champage-soaked Armani suit, the parades and all that good shit. Now my son will have his chance to learn a good, healthy deeprooted hatred for the Celtics and all punkass leprochauns and clovers. What more can a father ask for his son? Hey Boston fans, how did that feel, hearing Paul talk about how much he hated the Celtics all his life? Yeah well he grew up in LA in the 80's like me, so he knows how this story ends. Lake Show in 6. Magic is gonna find Danny Ainge in the stands and fire on him just for the fuck of it. Awwww SHIT!!! Thursday is too long! I just can't wait!
This is what the NBA wanted and I think its going to go 6 games. The Laker will knock out the Celts on their own court.
@ All My DickRidin' Stan/Fans...
Yall Know Who Ima Pick...
Im A Realest...
One Must Be Real To Ones Self And Realize The Lakers Are A Better Team..
Nigga Common Sense A Team That Went 7 games With A Team Under .500 (HAWKS) and 7 Games With A One Man Trash Team (Cavs) Will Not Beat A Team That Just Smashed On The Defending Champs in 5 GAMES!!!...
Yall Calling A DickRiders In Just Plain Showing Yalls Lack Of Common Sense...
Yall Niggas Are A Special Kind of Stupid If Yall The Celtics Arent Gonna Get Their Ass Handed To Them...
As 4 KIMBO That Nigga Is A Str8 Beast.. But Im Not Sure If He's Cut Out 4 This Shit.. I Think He Could Pretty Much Mop Up Any Dude Standing Up But On The Floor ??? Idk..
But That Nigga Still Is Nassssttttyyy...
KIMBO AINT NO JOKE WE REALLY GET TO SEE IF KOBE GOT SOME JORDAN IN UM COULD BE A GOOD SERIES
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ANY MORON KNOWS THE CELTICS WILL SWEEP THE SHIT OUT OF THE LAKERS. NOTICED I SAID SWEEP? CELTICS WILL WIN IN 4 GAMES. CELTICS GOT TOO MUCH DEFENSE ON THEM. KOBE IS A BALLHOG. LAKERS DON'T STAND A CHANCE. KG WILL FINALLY GET THAT RING HE WANTED. YOU JUST HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS. THIS WILL BE THE EASIEST GAME THE CELTICS HAS EVER PLAYED. IT'LL BE A WALK IN THE PARK FOR THEM. WHATS SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS IS THAT THE HAWKS PUT UP MORE OF FIGHT AGAINST BOSTON. LAKERS ARE GONNA GET BEATDOWN STRAIGHT UP.
Peace,
Resident numberman and Hood Niggerologist back in the building with another astonishing but yet relevant prediction.....
Celts in 6 bitch!!!!!!!!!
and you should take heed to my playoff record of 5-1 with the Hornets losing being my only loss, well 2 if you count me bullshitin wit the Wizards over the Cav's......
i'm still on-point enough to make a few people double their rent money before all is said and done............
you can clearly see how fatigued kimbo was when he got to the middle of the 2nd round and his ground game needs a bit more work. if he can get his conditioning up and get a sufficient ground game, it may be a wrap. period the way kimbo got out of those submission moves was pure strength tho....
BOSTON RUNS ALL MAJOR SPORTS!!!BOW DOWN AND ACCEPT IT!!! BOSTON WINS AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN!!! WHERE IS YOUR SOFT ASS TEAM AT? HALF OF DUDES ABOVE USED TO HATE KOBE.... KNOW IT'S ALL LOVE?
Boston, 4 game sweep. LA just has Kobe, Pau is soft man , Fisher cant keep up with Rondo , Boston Stand Up
Boston, 4 game sweep. LA just has Kobe, Pau is soft man , Fisher cant keep up with Rondo , Boston Stand Up
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NIGGA PLEASE HE SAID RONDO, RONDO NO CHRIS PAUL, RONDO NO, DARREN WILLIAMS NIGGA PLEASE. LAKERS ARE NOT WORRY ABOUT NO ONE FROM THE 3 POINT LAND FROM BOSTON. BOSTON GOING OUT LIKE THE PATRIOTS. BOSTON HAD TO GO 7 GAME WITH A TEAM WHO WAS UNDER 5 HUNDRED. BOSTON HAD PROBLEMS WITH JOE JOHNSON. KB24 IS GOING TO LIGHT THEY ASS UP, OH AND BEWARE LAKERS HAVE 3 POINT SHOOTERS, UNLIKE LEBRON JAMES TEAM...........LOL LAKERS IN 5
Yo! Kinbo Slice sucks Ass!! He may be good at Street Fighting but it's like they've been saying, if Chuck Lidell or Tito Ortiz or Uriajha wold go out and start brawling with people on the street they would most certainly make them look stupid. Kimbo doesnt stand a chance unless he starts training and training hard...look at how winded he is at the end interview. He shoulda whooped this kid but instead he almost got put in to a submission hold, in which they say he tapped out, but the ref let the round end and so then they do that BS stop at the end of the match just cuz doods colliflower ear popped. Garbage Garbage Garbage!
Hey what's crackin you lolly ass leprachaun lovers - I'm going to excuse you Boston girls for being a little giddy right now. I realize most of yall (if not all yall) were swimming in your pops balls the last time the "C-words" got to the finals. So naturally you're excited, but lets not be stupid. Derek Fisher ran the show for 3 straight title teams and Rondo can't hit a consistent midrange jumper. Rajon Rondo is getting took to school, and Ray Allen & Doc Rivers are goin with him. KG could be a beast, but we all know he's a jump shooter 80% of the time. Paul will get his, but Kobe is gonna kill whoever is on him, and our bench is too good. I usually try not to talk foul about nobodys team or town, but this time I can't help it -its too natural. I hate the Celtics and I always have. I can't wait to get deep in their ass (i don't say that corny ass "no homo", so take it how you want. Beantown Bitches)
Kimbo=Tomato Kan D-LUX... he will get his azz handed to him if they ever put him in the ring w/ a decent fighter... and if they put him in with the top fighters...we may see a murder in the ring... thats real talk
Kimbo is trash
That James Thompson guy got knocked out by Butterbean in the 1st round.
err um, no i was born b4 Jordan got to the league.....
Celt's in 4 and Cassel is gonna have Fisher in chains..
Pierce is gonna have Kobe in a str8 Jacket..........
Gasol vs. Big Baby? Pau couldn't punch his way thru wet tissue, let alone outmuscle a mountain!
I know ya'll are rapist kobe lovers (he paid her to go away) But anyone that follows basketball knows its about matchups. The Lakers have to stop three of the best scorers in the league. They ranked 19th in defense. Match them up. Lamar odom will have to play the game of his life to match up Pierce and Allens scoring. The lakers matchup well with SA and had nodody for Kobe (bruce bowen??) They have a very overrated bench but its better than bostons, yet you have to realize that boston got this far with ray allen avg 10 PPG!!!!! (Atlanta never played better in there lIVES (all five starters went very high in the NBA draft), and went into the postseason on a run) And that was just his shot being off and playing 2 good defensive teams. LA dont play D!!! Matchup wise its horrible for LA's starters!
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Red sox 2 titles
Even the revolution(soccer team wins!)
Cetics WILL win number 17 for DJ, Len bias, reggie lewis, for RED (RIP)
Boston win in 7 games
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LA dont play D!!! Matchup wise its horrible for LA's starters!
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Lakers must play good defense to only let the defending champion get 1 win. boston does not have a 3 point threat. The east is weeker than the west. Boston will go out like the patriots.
I believe he (Kimbo) can be beat if the fight last too long, he's like the mike tyson of mixed martial arts. The thing is some of these guys he's up against are trained not only to fight but also to take a hit a few of them at that. In his career as a street fighter he dominated because the guys he fought couldn't take hits. And if you do a background check on the his opponents they weren't used to being it at all. I read in a magazine that the guy whose eye he demolished was a terror in his neighborhood somewhat of bully to be exact. But that one fight he lost was due to fatigue and the fact that the opposing fighter could take a hit.In that loss I dont feel like the opposing fighter beat kimbo he just out worked him. He has to learn how to perserve his energy to go the distance. Anything past the first round he starts to look like a sprinter running a marathon that he didnt train for. As his fame grows more fighters will catch on to this and he may eventually lose not because he got beat but because he's to fatigued to fight back.
I think the Lakers gon take it in 6. That's my squad so i gotta stick wit em.
@ Undocumented Dishwasher. you stupid homie. kimbo fought BEFORE he had the MMA training. he already said he wont do no more street fites cuz he could kill some1
@ Curb Chipper
Remember this:
CURB CHIPPER 46 says...
Oh and I almost forgot: Pack it up Celtic fans. The homecourt you worked for all year went right out the window last night. Now the team that couldn't win a road game at 8th-seeded Atlanta has to win one in Detroit, where the Pistons have lost 7 times this year. Ray Allen finally found his game, Chauncey Billups is playin on one leg and the Celtics still couldn't hold their homecourt? Better break out your RedSox jerseys. Pistons in 6.
May 23, 2008 11:44 AM
and then this??? lol
CURB CHIPPER 46 says...
So by saying that Boston is playin soft, I'm talkin shit? Don't be such a superfan that you can't accept facts
boy. Think about how many dunks KG has versus how many jumpers he's taken. Or how Maxiell and McDyess and Rasheed clear the Celtics out the paint for rebounds. Stop being so sensitive cupcake I didn't say your team was no good I said they need to toughen up if they wanna win a ring. I'm a lifelong, die-hard Laker fan and I'm disapointed about their lack of killer instinct in letting San Antonio back into the series. Am I talkin shit or being real about my team? For the record I picked Boston to win this series
May 27, 2008 6:23 PM
**Dick Switching at it's finest***
LOL
Yes we all heard Paul Pierce's comments. and I believe the chant was something to the effect of "beat L.A." I hope you also heard the ex-Laker Legend Kareem's comments as well saying how he grew up a Celtic fan while in NY...lol (ballsy hope you caught that too, he hated the Knicks even back then....lmao)
Back to Curb Chipper
We're extremely happy that now you get to sit around your 30 yr old son to share YOUR deep rooted hate for a team that historically has owned the NBA Finals and your Lakers. (You can count banners at 46 year old correct) Share with him the fact that Boston beat the Lakers 8 times prior to the Lakers lil run in the 80's. Again stop making predictions (clearly you suck at it and never stick by them anyway), grab you Pabst Blue Ribbon and relax. The series hasn't even started yet and niggaz are reading Boston's obituary.
The rest of you male Laker cheerleaders need to relax and let the series get underway. You may be surprised at the result. Not saying that LA can't win it all, but I also ain't co-signing on my team losing.
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That was me talking shit.
I stand by my words. Hope you faggots stand by yours!!!!
Boston George says...
^^^
That was me talking shit.
I stand by my words. Hope you faggots stand by yours!!!!
^^^^^^^^ OK BITCH
Kobe and Pau are no where enough to conquer Allen, Pierce and Garnett and with the strong bench.
It should be a good series but you really dont want it with the big 3.... BY THE WAY THEY HAVE NOT BEEN DOWN IN ANY OF THE SERIES YET.....
LAKERS DONE IN 5 AS JACK NICHOLSON GOES BALLISTIC AT CENTER COURT AND PIERCE STARTS SHOWING THAT PIRU LOVE!
Kobe wont have to do anything. Our bench will beat the celtics.
"HEY SUCKA NIGGA, WHOEVER YA ARE..."
That was pretty good anonymous. Well researched & thought out. I just have a few minor corrections. Fisrt , I'm 30 - not 46 and my son is 4- not 30. Second, Boston has owned the finals and The Lakers historically, but it bears mentioning that this occurred when the game was played with a peach basket and niggas shot underhanded freethrows. 16 teams & no free agency. When it was a whiteboys league and Boston had Bill Russel, dominating the paint at 6'9. So yeah Boston has sixteen championships, but the only place you've seen them is on ESPN classic. So lets keep that in perspective. Third, it'll be Lowenbrau, not Pabst Blue Ribbon, but that's a good old-man crack. Fourth, the Lakers "little run" includes 6 championships and 9 finals appearances since Boston's last sniff of June. Didn't Boston miss the playoffs for like a decade straight. You living through Celtic glory that's ancient history. Boston Basketball has been completely irrelevant for damnnear 20 years. So like I said, enjoy the pageantry & the 2 or 3 home games, then all you chowersuckers can fade away for another 20 years. Lakers in 6, & Phil's gonna light a stogie at centercourt in the garden, just for Red (r.i.p). Fuck the C-words.
Celtics in 7. I'm be honest. It's going to be a dog fight and KG is hungry. The D is going to be sick. Kobe going to be Kobe I'll admit,but you got to respect the D. KG bring it home to greenville.Mauldin. Whatever just bring it home.
not a lakers fan, knicks fan since day one, but they should win in 5 or 6 games.the spurs big 3 are just as good as the celtics so are their defense so...you alreadty now. cant blame people for thinking the celts got a chance, i am afterall, STILL a knicks fan. bold prediction for next season, KNICKS 2008-2009 CHAMPIONS!
What's up ya'll this your not kobe. This is all i'm gonna say. Its gonna be a fun series & whoever plays the hardest & the smartest wins. Peace
yo kimbo is a rough ass thoro dude (pause) in his own right but all yall niggas that say he undefeated is stupid as a fuck. yall niggas dont do yall research. youtube "kimbo slice sean gannon" and then tell me he undefeated. and yall boston niggas are double faggots. im a knicks fan but cant nobody guard kobe. and yall talk about bostons big 3. them niggas were nowhere to be found most of the games in these playoffs.
lakers in 5 son
the Kimbo Slice fight was a bought between two warriors...everybody talks like kimbo is supposed to beat up the world, but everyone forgets that this fight was up against a lunatic 6'4 roided out of his mind animal....and Kimbo held it down both with his fist and on the ground....Now there was a moment when he was just too tired to fight back on the ground but I think he was actually playing possum until he could get back up to pound out homie....and guess what? thats exactly what he did.....So people if you ever been in a fist fight you know it aint all pretty as long as you defend yourself and dont end up almost losing an ear (ie...homie kimbo fought) your good...