Aftermath Mondays: Kobe & Lakers Take Sole Possession of 1st in West - Enough for KB24 to Win MVP? Construction Worker Tries to Curse New Yankee Stadium! Win B-Hop's Glove!

| 22 Comments

The following is a warning: Kobe Bryant is on his bullsh*t again!


No he didn't pull a stunt like this:




But what he did do is drop 20 points with five boards and five assists, before sitting out in the fourth quarter in the Lakers' 106-85 rout of the Spurs yesterday.


The win clinched the Pacific Division title for the Lakers and gives them sole possession of first place out West. Now, if the Lakers beat the Kings on Tuesday night, they're guaranteed of finishing in front of everybody. Here's what Kobe told the AP about the Lakers win over the Spurs:


"It was a big game for us. It was another step in the right direction. Going into the playoffs is all about momentum. Now, we just have to take it up another notch once the playoffs start."


SOHH, I must ask: Is Kobe's great season (28.4 points, 6.3 boards and 5.4 dimes per game) and the Lakers about to secure first place out West enough to give KB24 the MVP!? His fine ass wife and cute daughters seem to think so.
Download file


I mean, be clear it's down to Kobe & Chris Paul for the L's MVP. Everyone else (including ahhhh youuuuu LeBron) fell out the race.


Switching gears to baseball for a minute ... those asshole Red Sox took the series from the Yankees in Boston over the weekend, but some cat was trying to curse the Bronx Bombers in, well, the Bronx!


A construction worker buried a David Ortiz Red Sox jersey in the new Yankee Stadium, until the home team found out through anonymous sources (maybe Wade Boggs!?) and removed it.


red%20sox.jpg


Usually when you bury someone, er, something in my NYC it's final. Ain't no coming back from that, but this jersey had to be removed! That dude was really trying to curse my Yankees! It's a sabotage! I can't figure out why you Boston mofos call Ortiz Big Paaaaaappy! Learn how to speak English already.


Every time I hear y'all say it like that, I cringe. It takes the sexiness away from a Latina mami saying papi. I love KG, Ray Allen and Paul Pierce, but Boston ain't winning sh*t. And I'm sorry Ms. Rosie Perez, I call a spade a spade ... it just is what it is. Talk to me, Boston!


Finally, SOHH Sports is giving y'all a chance to win a Bernard Hopkins autographed glove, just in time to see him whoop on Joe Calzaghe's ass this Saturday.


All y'all gotta do is send an email to contest@sohh.com with the subject: “Hopkins Glove Giveaway” before April 19th. We’ll then select one (1) lucky winner from the submissions. Must be 18 or older to enter!

22 Comments

If Kobe Dont Get That Shit Is Something Serious Rigged...
KB24 Been Putting Up Some Serious #s 4 The Past 4 yrs and They've Been Duckin' Em..
Given It To A Overrated Point Guard Twice & A 7ft That Doesnt Play D...
He's Got It This Years Hands Dannnnnn...

Finally Some Kinda Baseball News...
She Got D'z Mofucker D'z Rosie Perez...

KB24 WILL GET IT!!!

it will be cp3, kobe a bitch

WUZ UP WIT THA NFL DRAFT NEWS

WHY THE WARRIORS GOT A BETTER RECORD THAN HALF THA EAST PLAYOFF TEAMS N STILL CANT GET IN THA OFFS

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
NUTHIN BUT KNOCK

Oh now it's a fake stunt don't act like that shit didn't impress you......the reason golden state isn't in the playoffs is because the nuggets are whooping ass! A.I. with another 33 point game I smell an ass whooping for the lakers in the playoffs

THE LAKERS ARE DOING THEIR THING THEY MOVING THE BALL, MAKING OPEN 3'S, GETTING THE BALL OUT ON THE FAST BREAK. WHEN THEY BIG BYNUM BACK HE'S GOTTA CLOG UP THE MIDDLE WITH BLOCK SHOTS, DEF REBOUNDS. LAKERS AINT NO JOKE IF THEY PLAY DENVER IN THE FIRST ROUND: LAKERS WIN 4 -1 NUGGETS. DENVER DONT PLAY D-FENCE

HELLLLLlooooooooO HATERS IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!


FUCK THE LAKERS!!!


UTAH JAZZ GON WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.......WATCH IM TELLIN YOU....


I SEEN WAT U LIL HOMOS SAID ABOUT CHRIS PAUL...I AINT FORGOT...DERON WILL FOR MVP OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

UTAH FTW BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111


PS.
THE JAZZ HAVE BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA EVERYTEAM IN THE LEAGUE ....CEPT BLAZERS!!....N MAYBE TWOLVES...BUT THERE NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS SO EAT BIG ASS CRACK HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck boston!!!! ugh i get so pissed anytime i see someone wearin red sox gear...

lol...Here we go with this silly ass Utah Jazz bullshit.
Utah aint winning shit, They suck on the road and they won't have homecourt advantage in the playoffs against any good team.
lol....The lakers already beat Utah 3 out of 4 times this season(Including 1 @ Utah)

LMFAO @ Denver winning a playoff series with that "Ghost Defense" especially against L.A.

Most Intelligent Comment award has to go to : RIPPA08 says...
April 14, 2008 2:03 PM
How can anyone compete at that level of ignorance?
Oh, and forget the ghost defense, its their well tuned offense the Lakers are gonna have to worry about, do yall see the Lakers scoring 169?
And to shut you Lakers fans ( also known as dickriding bitches) KB24 for MVP hands down now.

WHOA WHOA WHOA... BE EASY NY!! LET THA BEAN HANDLE THIS.. DO NOT FRONT.. I'LL ADMIT THA PATS BEAT THEMSELVES IN THA SUPERBOWL BUT THATS AS FAR AS I'LL GO ON THAT.. LOL.. ANYWAY YOU GOTTA ADMIT.. JOE GIRARDI ISNT QUITE MAKING AS GOOD DECISIONS AS JOE TORRE WOULD HAVE MADE IN THOSE FIRST 3 (2-1 BOSTON MIGHT I ADD) GAMES.. YA'LL KNOW HUGHES WOULD BEEN OUT INNA HOT MINUTE IF HE WAS PITCHING THAT WAY EARLY IN LAST NIGHT'S GAME.. AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT GINO CURSED WAS BIG PAPI BY BURYING THAT JERSEY!! CAN WE SAY 3-43 THRU 13 GAMES? LOL ALL GOOD THO WE GOT A BILLION MAORE GAMES LEFT... LETS GO SOX!

P.S..... KG WILL BE THE MVP.. BOSTON IS THE BEST (AND I REPEAT) BEST! TEAM IN THE L! HOLLA! GO BOSTON!!!!! BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON!!!!

@BlazeMcHerbs

They won't be too well tuned if Carmello keeps catching D.U.I. chareges..lol..Carmello is one of my favorite players...
Denver scored 168 points against a team that sucks just as much defesnsively. lol, Seattle can't make Denver attempt to work on defense because Seattle sucks so much. That was like the Globetrotters VS The Generals.

The lakers beat Denver three times already including a damn near 30pt blowout without Bynum and Gasol..lol..Do you see the lakers giving up 169 point? Kobe will give Denver 81 before that happens.

that construction nigga better not show his face in the bronx or else he gon get got. i love the yankees but theres some psycho fans out there that will pop him the head wit a nail gun or some shit.

Big Papi is clutch. He's going through a tough streak but he'll get back on track. Sorry about 2004 and 2007 Yankee fans.(Enough about 26 'ships, we're talking about recent here) Maybe Phil Hughes can help you out lmao.

^^^^^^
Its wayyy to early to be talking shit about Yankees and Red Sox. I'll holla after the All-star break.

KB24 MVP

KB24 for MVP seriously if he don't get it this year they just need to retire it he been should of won it like two or three times already but they robbed him!

THE CRITIC says...
THE LAKERS ARE DOING THEIR THING THEY MOVING THE BALL, MAKING OPEN 3'S, GETTING THE BALL OUT ON THE FAST BREAK. WHEN THEY BIG BYNUM BACK HE'S GOTTA CLOG UP THE MIDDLE WITH BLOCK SHOTS, DEF REBOUNDS. LAKERS AINT NO JOKE IF THEY PLAY DENVER IN THE FIRST ROUND: LAKERS WIN 4 -1 NUGGETS. DENVER DONT PLAY D-FENCE


Damn you couldn't be anymore simple minded....back in 06 when the colts had the "WORSE DEFENSE" in the league everybody knew they would lose but they won the damn championship.....if I can remember the last couple of times lakers met the nuggets I think the nuggets got em on both so nuggets game 5

im tryin to get a job at the cowoys stadium so i can bury a 91 skins jerseey in it lol

AirlineGeneral says...

Damn you couldn't be anymore simple minded....back in 06 when the colts had the "WORSE DEFENSE" in the league everybody knew they would lose but they won the damn championship.....if I can remember the last couple of times lakers met the nuggets I think the nuggets got em on both so nuggets game 5

April 15, 2008 12:12 AM

Obviously this sin't football so that theory is dismissed. And you're wrong again about the Nuggets, The Lakers already beat Denvers ass 3 times this year. I can't even remember a team without solid defense winning a title. When the Lakers got 3 rings they had solid D, All of the San Antonio teams had solid D, Detroit had solid D and Miami had a better defensive team than Dallas when they won.... I guess that means he's not so simple minded, Now YOU on the other hand are comparing apples to oranges(football to basketball) to prove a point and still didn't get proper results...lol...Denver is fun to watch and they have my favorite "Big 3: Iverson, Carmello, Kenyon. but it's amazing just how much they suck defensively..lol..They have the best shot blocker in the game in Camby and K.Martin mans up too...The rest of the team supports that "Ghost Defense"

damn this blogger talks madd shit, they call him big papi cuz he killed the yankees when they were down 0-4 to win the american league

XRumer is the premier automated link-building tool. Through the use of this tool you will
see a significant increase in the number of unique visitors to your site, as well as see your
site jump in the search engine result pages. The tool is popular among both novices
and gurus because of both its flexibility, power, and effectiveness. XRumer is extremely
reliable and its fully automated workflow makes link-building a breeze.

XRumer best program for advertisement!

Leave a comment

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by SOHH Ballsy published on April 14, 2008 9:47 AM.

CONTEST: Win An Autographed Bernard Hopkins Glove! was the previous entry in this blog.

Warriors' Playoff Dreams End, Carmelo Arrested on DUI Charges, Beasley/Love/Rose in Draft is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.