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We Major Wednesdays: Favre Retires and The Other Cats That Need to Hang It Up Too (This Means You, Stephon)!
Posted on March 4, 2008 11:37 PM
SOHH Brett Favre announced yesterday that he'll be Packing up (wamp wamp) and calling it a career. With 61,655 passing yards, 442 touchdown passes (and also the most thrown interceptions), Favre's numbers through solid plays and also flawed ones are good enough to get him in the Hall of Fame, but it was still dude's time to go.
Being that I'm the Ballsy dude I am, I made my own list of other cats that need to take whatever dignity they have left and call it a career. This means (ahhhhhh) youuuuuuuu!
The following mothaf**kers should retire:
Shaq
Maan, I love the Diesel. Dude's been giving it to centers for years, but he just doesn't have too much left in the tank and whatever he got left in the tank is that dirt cheap unleaded ya heard. The proof in the pudding is Shaq is getting ran off the court by all these young cats. He still has something left, but it's not much. This is the tail-end of his great career. The Suns are out in the first round. Don't believe me!? Just watch.
Barry Bonds
Your man (here's another hit ...) Barry Bonds could still hit homers, but he's going to have to retire for rivalling Bonk's Adventure's cranium. For real. Doctors, check this man out, please.
Roger Clemens
Not to sound like a broken record, but doctors ... check this man out, please. Both Bonds and Clemens should just be given a detailed lie-detector test already. Tired of these assholes!
Floyd Mayweather
To the naked eye Floyd Mayweather may be on the top of his game ... and he is, but he's showing signs of falling off. What are the signs? Partaking in activities outside of boxing (Dancing with the Stars, WWE WrestleMania on March 30). More than that, Money keeps talking about his rap label. Ya know Roy Jones was guilty of the same ... and then he got knocked the f**k out! Be careful, Floyd.
Oscar De La Hoya
After seeing these (alleged) pictures, do I really have to say why this dude should retire? De La Hoya should just hang it up and tap into his "alternative lifestyle" full-time. I mean, he looks happy (and extraordinarily GAY) in these pics. Golden Boy. SMH.
Roy Jones Jr. & Tito Trinidad
Photo Credit: David Martin Warr/DKP
It's fitting that these two just fought, kid. Both their asses are done. Roy Jones Jr. had his run, which was incredible. Then a couple cats went up in his mouth like some dental cream. If he retires he could continue making unbearable hip-hop music. As for Tito, I firmly believe dude's one of the most overrated. Call it a career, while some peeps are still giving you props.
Stephon MarburySaving the best for last ... Stephon Marbury. Ya know I can't believe Knicks' fans, including myself (sadly), used to give Patrick Ewing a lot of sh*t back in the good ol days. Maan, I'm sorry, Patrick. We didn't know what we had till you left. Now we're stuck with Stephon Marbury.
Beside being a cancer to any and every NBA squad he's ever played for, dude's just not that good anymore. At least in Minnesota, New Jersey days, Steph could light it up. He can't really do that anymore. He's just aight and that much more horrible in the locker room.
His teammates hate him. Isiah hates him. Steph should retire and take Isiah with him. I'm tired of the bum-ass Knicks. But all that said, Steph gotta bright future. If I'm Steph, I'm taking my buyout from the Knicks and doing as many (allegedly) high interviews as possible. This dude's funny as hell! Don't believe me!?
If y'all never peeped this clip, in which Steph is obviously under some kind of influence, you don't know what you're missing. Watch Steph get interrupted by his wife's phone call in the middle of a live interview. "That's my better half, my better ho."
This clip is hilarious. L-M-A-O.
These are some cats that made my list. Who's on yours? Which athletes need to retire!? Holla!
Comments
that nigga steph said he might play in europe
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My list = Dikembe Mutombo, Zach Thomas, The pitcher from the Tigers something Rodgers...and probably the whole NY Knicks organization except Jamal Crawford and Zach Randolph.
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Dikembe Mutombo - yes! get him outta here. but actually dude can still block shots and run better than shaq
Sick hoops clip!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-pu7r8E5XY
yo this nigga steph is definitely low in that clip!!!! "ima average 10 points, 12,13 dimes, like 2 ....assist......WTF STEPH YOUR MAKING THE BLACK ATHELETE LOOK FUCKING STUPID. Not to mention the dumb hood talk. GEE thank you public school system. But I gotta disagree with you ballsy I still think steph can play.
Ballsy tell me why floyd needs to hag it up? He's still whooping niggas ad getting atleast 20 mil a fight. Now the WWE is throwing 20 mil at this nigga to fight a SCRIPTED fight. I mean come on if it was real do you really think the 5ft8 160 lbs Floyd could beat the big show at 7ft 430 lbs.....Don't worry I'll wait. Even money mayweather said it himself the dancing with the stars and wrestling shit is just to another way that his people thought would bring him more fans from outside of boxing. 20 mil....dude would be a fool not to take it and run
Stephon on KG:
"We played basketball together. We didn't go home and sleep in the same bed as each other."
WTF! LOL! You gotta see the end of this clip. He's wildin out!
I was really suprised about Bret... Who Would Want To End Their Career By Having The Last Pass You Tossed Be A Game Ending Interception?..
Despite What Alot Of People Think Dude Is Still Better Then Alot Of QBz In The L..
Shaq I Think Still Got It If He Wanted To But A Person Dont Realize That Due To His Fam. Problems B Ball Is Most Likely Not His Top Prioriety Right Now... So His Work Out Is Whack...
But U Right Ballsy He Got A Lil Left, But He Should Save That For His Future, Being 7'3 380lbs will take a toll on you...
Others Who Should:
Mutombo..
Cassell..
Julio Franco...
Greg Maddux...
To Name A Few...
WEBBER, KWAME BROWN, STEVE MC NAIR, EDGERIN JAMES NEEDS TO QUIT ALSO
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THAT NIGGA MARBURY IS STONE CRAZY. HE LOOKED DRUNK OFF HENN AND HIGH ON HEROIN AT THE SAME TIME. HE WAS SAYIN RE-TARDED SHIT. LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. WAS THAT A JOKE. STAGED. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT IDOT. *"BECAUSE HE'S A MANS MAN, AND HE CAN SEE THE LIGHT."*-STARBURY-
Here are a few dudes that i think should retire:
1. Sam Cassell
2. Chris Webber
3. Dikembe Mutumbo
4. Ronaldo (Brazilian Football)
DAT NIGGA STEPH IS NUTS
JUNIOR SEAU, STOP IT PLEASE!
DAVID BECKHAM...CAN YOU SAY OVERRATED?
JAY-Z...YEAH I WENT THERE
CHRIS WEBBER! C'MON I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN..
AND OH YEAH, R.KELLY...C'MON MAN, A NEYO DISS TRACK? WTF
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Yeah you are pretty ballsy dude i'll give you that. It's time for favre to go huh? after that sick season. thought he was supposed to be washed a minute ago. anyways he filled the papers so he's done. could have played multiple years, not just time to go get that straight Mr. editor
SHAQ SUQS!!! LAKERS4LIFE!!
Wow. Steph is a funny muhfucker..
i said brett should retire 3 years ago aside form floyde all these broke down overated glassthletes need to go and shout out to DA REAL for going there on jay-z but lets take it further snoop dogg, bird man, fifty (he has enough), diddy, and a bunch others i cant think of but seriously you cant be 45 rappin about all the girls your gettin and all the people your killin its just weird
thanx 4 the laughs
u made sum great points
lol lol lmoa
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