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We Major Wednesdays: Ballsy Going With UCLA to Win it All, What's Your Final Four? How Much is Too Much to Bet on Bracket!?
Posted on March 18, 2008 11:30 PM
Every year around this time - MARCH MADNESS - all these assholes come up with their "expert analysis" in picking an eventual winner of the Big Dance.
SOHH what did your boy Ballsy do? I copped a ham/turkey hero, bag of Lays and a Corona and downed 'em real quick. Then, I dribbled the rock around my crib ... until I magically came up with my Final Four and winner.
My Final Four: North Carolina (MJ, 'Big Game' James, 'Big Smooth' stand up!), Kansas (Strong), Texas (Will beat Memphis), UCLA (Weed-head Bill Walton).
... And the winner is:
U-C-L-A.
Yea, the Bruins are taking it all! This is how they're going to do it:
1st round: UCLA spanks Miss. Valley State.
2nd round: Bruins coast against winner of BYU/Texas A&M.
Sweet 16: UCLA meets Drake (not UCONN) ... and prove Drake Cakes are too sweeeet. Bruins go hard.
Elite 8: Duke gets lumped up. Uh huh.
Final Four: UCLA over Texas in a thriller and first real test of the bracket.
Final (April 7): Love Doctor gets biiiizzzzy on UNC! U-C-L-A!
Kevin Love has a former NBA baller as a pops and Beach Boy as an uncle. That spells smooth. Just like UCLA's path to the crown. Watch!
Now, that said, here's what else to know during certain first-round matchups:
UConn-San Diego
-San Diego will get smacked by UConn, but SD's power forward Rob Jones is the grandson of Jim Jones (Not the Dipset 'BAAAAALLIN' Capo, lol), the organizer of the Jonestown jungle compound, where more than 900 people died in a mass suicide in 1978. Damn, that's crazy, right?
USC-Kansas State
-Snoop Dogg only f**king with USC's football team = bad luck, O.J. gone sour and Mayo spoiled. Beasley!
Ok, Ok ... SOHH WHAT ARE YOUR FINAL FOUR PREDICTIONS!? WHO'S WINNING IT ALL!?
Also, IF YOU'RE ABOUT A DOLLA ... HOLLA! HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH TO BET ON THE BRACKET!?
Comments
22 and done. Thats it. Anyway congrats to the Celtics. Ya'll still not going to the Finals.
UCLA..... umm no. Its either Memphis or UNC cutting down the nets.
Good morning
Kansas is taking it this year...put a bill on it
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-pu7r8E5XY
UNC and Memphis baby!
What happened to the Rockets last night?!?!
UCLA is putting up banner #12. Memphis is a five seed posing as a #1. They will get exposed just like they did the last two years by UCLA. unc is no match for UCLA! Kevin Love, Darren Collison, Russell Westbrook, Josh Ship and Prince Luc will be too much for them.
SOOH FAGGET BALLSY IS AN IDIOT!!! KILL YOURSELF YOU BITCH ASS NON SPORTS HOMO!!
I PICK UCLA TO BUT I THINK STANFORD (EAST PALO ALTO LIKE WHAAAA) GOT A GOOD ALL AROUND TEAM WIT TWO 7 FOOTERS THEY GONNA SURPIRSE THIS YEAR LOVE VRS HANSBOROUGH THASA GOOD MATCH UP
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@ BALLSY.
hey man, no love for Miami ? they're coming in as the #7 seed vs' St. Mary and have been killing the floor. I know they don't have a basketball rep like they do in football but lately the underdogs have been biting hard dowgie.
WELL, IN OTHER NEWS, THE ROCKETS STREAK ENDED AT 22 BUT... I ALREADY SAID MY PEACE YESTERDAY I GOT UCLA LOSING TO UCONN, IF NOT DUKE... AND NORTH CAROLINA WILL BEAT MEMPHIS AND WIN THE TITLE. THANKS IN PART BECAUSE THEY WENT THROUGH THE BEST CONFERENCE IN AMERICA, THEIR READY
How funny is it that the Celtics are killing shit with back to back wins against two powerhouses in the West, and you choose to waste a majority of the blog on the NCAA??? And how much of your piss ant check to waste betting on probably the most unpredictable college sport there is....lol
fucking hater!!
PITT is goin to take it. They just won the hardest conference championship in college b-ball! Tey beat Duke, and Georgetown twice!
I predict all the no. 1s are going to the Final Four and UNC and Memphis are in the championship with Carolina and Tuff Tyler Hansbourgh as Champs
oh yeah, that Jim Jones stat is nuts. as far as the betting, if you could afford it a couple of $100's is cool but if you get into the thousands, then that's too much.
man shut ur boston ass up the giants silenced yall annoying fucks for the next year
Let's go Yankees!!!!
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NYC_minded
Bitchass nigga who gets sonned alot in here...no one was addressing you! Probably a punk ass white boy from Staten Island...lol
LOL @ your 1 superbowl ring oppose to our three within a 7 years span.....lol
with a comparison like that, yall ain't shutting anyone up
Trust me the Giants are a 1 and done team...there will be no repeat! Not to mention half the team looks like they have fucking down syndrome....lmao
also, how have the Knicks been doing.....lol
yanks??? lol
mets??? lol
jets??? lol
bills??? lol
How has the rap game been to ya lately??? lol
NYC minded. 1990's dick rider...lol Old ass bastard...lol
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DAMN!!!!
BOSTONGEORGE
Win in all the sports you can...my city is and always will be better than yours. NYC is a better city than Boston.
damn son talk about heated, fuck boston all day. lol @ '1 & done' nigga the pats r 18-1 & doner than done...bitch niggas wouldn't even show up to the pro bowl after the giants punked u all out..lol & don't even bring up the yankees nigga u don't wana play that numbers game...bitch ass
LOL how's the rap game ever been to boston? lol the closest thing u all have to a black person is benzino...boston aint never gonna b nyc nigga fuck wit it
damn ! BOSTONGEORGE VS NYC_MINDED ... Bostons comments, ouch !
hahaha...it's funny how niggaz think Memphis will lose to Texas or NC...please homie....they have no mufuckin' game compared to Memphis...Tigers run them niggaz up and down the court til they get tired with that laxed ass offense...
iforgotmyname says...
Memphis is a five seed posing as a #1
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you got to be fuckin' kiddin' me dude...5 seed?? hataz everywhere....
BostonGeorge says...
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NYC_minded
Bitchass nigga who gets sonned alot in here...no one was addressing you! Probably a punk ass white boy from Staten Island...lol
LOL @ your 1 superbowl ring oppose to our three within a 7 years span.....lol
with a comparison like that, yall ain't shutting anyone up
Trust me the Giants are a 1 and done team...there will be no repeat! Not to mention half the team looks like they have fucking down syndrome....lmao
also, how have the Knicks been doing.....lol
yanks??? lol
mets??? lol
jets??? lol
bills??? lol
How has the rap game been to ya lately??? lol
NYC minded. 1990's dick rider...lol Old ass bastard...lol
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damn!!! that was kinda cruel....
lol that nigga will lose in the finals just like the patriots
LOL
The only Black person from Boston is Benzino??? Benzino can't even come back here less claim here....lmao (he's miami's problem now)
The New Kids on the Block, Larry Bird Boston you are describing does not exsist! This isn't the 60's my nigga. Niggaz don't get bussed to school with police protection, there aren't "colored and white" restrooms anymore, Blacks do populate other cities outside of NY! Did you forget that Farakan is originally from Boston or that Malcolm X spent a good portion of his life here?? (let me guess, they aren't Black enough) If you didn't waste your whole exsistance blogging and picked up a book longer than 15 pages you'd be up on this. The original discussion wasn't about who's city is better (or in your case USED to be better)
No one looks to NY for anything anymore, and you can see that on this site and others on a daily basis. You couldn't pay me to claim NY right now or ever. I'm good! We don't have to be the rap capital of the country! (that shit's weak, and not for nothing you aren't anymore) I'm fine with the 3 superbowls, 2 world series and a pending NBA Finals run! You're a numbers guy, I'll give you the yankees thing, but the discussion was in regards to the NBA and you know who owns that.....don't you!!
I would love to continue the discussion, but I have to go back to work. Now run along NYC Minded and do what most 35 yr old, jobless, internet blogging ass, sleeping on mom's couch clowns do. Watch 106 & Park, it should be on right? Or you could turn to the NFL channel and watch your 1 superbowl highlight in the past 10 years. ( that is if your mom's cable hasn't been shut off) I'll throw in....I owe her that much....lmao
Bottom line GIANTS D pissed on tha pats nd ima die hard pats fan but its reality dey str8 shut us down but da knicks suck,yankees suck,ny hip-hop iz at an all time low nd yea I kno boston don't got kno hip-hop buzz but atleast we don't act like we do nd stay claimin we da Hardest city! I got fam in new york nd I love goin down there but every new york person I met act like dey da hardest nigga on earth nd yall aint dat hard nd yall r lettin dem klowns from tha south take hip-hop from u but newayz dis is a sports blog so az of sports new york aint fuckin wit Boston REALITY!
preach...lol
I'm from ct and am a yankee and giants fan and could care less about this argument, personally but beantown has a point. boston is kinda runnin the sports scene for now. ny hasn't much to cheer abour for awhile. take it on the chin and call it a day
aight doggie this is simple shit, nigga u don't know me from shit so stop frontin in this lil blog shit tryna get a rep. boston sports fans r annoying as hell cuz u all wana act like the pats didn't lose the superbowl last year, the celtics already won the nba champ., and that baseball didn't exist b4 2004...u niggas r delusional as fuck when it comes 2 sports real talk, & if we're talkin hiphop then boston heads needs 2 sit down cuz yall have brought 0 to the table...benzino is urs nigga stop tryna hate on ur mans..lol I forgot about new kids on the block 2..lol
Boston is a bitch ass city.....Providence gets it in more than you fags.
RHODE ISLAND STAND UP...
lol nah boston niggas is just xtra sensitive, I understand cuz they'll always live in ny's shadow & they have to deal with that...boston niggas is always super desperate 4 props & respect in terms of sports that them niggas count championships that they aint won yet, then feel the burn when niggas like big blue come thru & smack em. nigga u want props for 3 champs spread over 7 years? fuck no. don't no1 even remember those wins but u know damn well what they do remember...we'll see what happens in the nba but I hope u all woke up a lil since february...and in terms of baseball come on dog b real, the yankees r the beginning & the end of mlb...good job winning a world series, welcome to the club! shit it only took 90 yrs but hey better late than never rite? now maybe u wack ass fans can learn to act like u been there b4
OK STOP IT DAMMIT !!! GET BACK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC !!!!!!!!
lol...aight that niggas bodied...my bad I really don't fucks w/the college hoops 2 much but imma have 2 pay homage & go w/unc
lol...no pc at the crib huh? but aight fam I really don't fuck w/the college hoops like that but ima have 2 pay homage & say UNC
Good Morning Folks!
LOL
@NYC minded
u ain't body shit...lol the only dilusional muthafucka is you.
did u notice that the only person who stood up for your cause is from a state about the size of a urinal....lol rhode island is Boston's cum dumpster...lol we will send your hoes back when we're finished oh and yall can keep chubby chub while you're at it.....lmao
I have a pc at home, but why stay up to midnite when there was no need to keep discussing it. it took you 9 hous to come back with a response...lol which basically shows u don't even believe u....lol old ass faggot...lol
ay dis started off about college basketball so anyway... UNC is takin cus i said so they might as well jus leave da trophy down here awhile too, cus da squad is gone be at it for awhile
(3 all americans comin nex year)
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