YOOOOOO! I'M ON AN ALL-TIME HIGH, MAAN! For two weeks, all I heard is how badly the Giants were going to lose. Well ayo, my Giants took it those Patriots.
By now, y'all have probably seen every highlight again on SportsCenter, SOHH no need to repeat them, but here's the story with the key players involved:
You official dog! You took hate from all sides - including from New Yorkers like me at times - and came through with one of the biggest upsets in sports history. That Houdini act you pulled last night, where you escaped a tackle and found David Tyree was un-f**king-believable. And that catch!? WHAAAAAT! My man hauled that in by holding the football to his helmet. That play will permanently be etched in the kid's mind ... and give you Beantown clowns nightmares every day for the next week or so.
Two Super Bowls and Two Super Bowl MVPs for the Manning clan. That's a blessed family.
Ayo, Plax predicted the wrong score, but was right about the 17 points. Too bad the Patriots scored 14. Not only did Plax predict a Giants win, but dude caught the game-winning touchdown. Now, that right there, homie ... is MONEY IN THE BANK!
Finally got that ring. His career's complete.
Daaamn homie! In high school you was the man, homie? What the f**k happened to you!?
Brady is still a better quarterback than Eli, but he got beat up (figuratively and damn sure, literally) last night. No one feel bad for this dude. He already has three rings and Giselle
and that my friend ain't a bad life.
The man scored the TD that put the Patriots up 14-10, but couldn't work any more magic. Still, I give dude props for a dope season and for not making excuses afterwards:
"Eli and his offense made some great plays. Hats off to them. There's nothing they did wrong; a lot of things they did right."
Aight Moss, now don't catch a case.
After all your smugness, all you did is lead an 18-1 team. Y'all cheated against the Jets in Week 1 (and who knows how much before that?). Karma's a biiiiatch!
Big up Eli, Plaxico, Strahan and the rest of the G-Men. Y'all are the World Champions! 19-0, No, NO!
SOHH Boston, what up!? On the real, though, how y'all feeling? Y'all know that winning 18 straight games is big, but doesn't really mean sh*t if you don't win the Super Bowl, right? I ain't trying to rub it in. I'm just sayin. You know how many 'Patriots Super Bowl Champions' T-Shirts gotta be burned or sent to third-world countries now!? Ha!
I mean, I'm entitled to talk that sh*t after reading comments like these:
Boston Strangler says...
WE MAKIN HISTORY ALL YEAR POPPING BOTTLES LIKE CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM TIMES 3 FOR THE STRIPES BITCHES
January 31, 2008 9:37 AM
AFTERMATH: You ain't poppin' sh*t...not even yo girl!
AFTER SUNDAY YOU WILL BE CRYING ABOUT HOW THE PATS RAN UP THE SCORE ON THE GIANTS.
TOM BRADY+WARM WEATHER=GIANT BEATDOWN!
February 1, 2008 11:18 AM
AFTERMATH: We ain't crying homie! We smiling and the '72 Dolphins
are poppin' champagne like they won ANOTHER championship ring!
Big up to the homie Henry, who predicted that the Giants would win by three points right here on this blog on Friday. Chuuch!
Speak on the Giants' Win, Patriots' loss and the whole Super Bowl! Holla!
New York's back...imagine how B.I.G. feels!