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We Major Wednesdays: Top 5 Reasons Giants Will Win Super Bowl, Top 5 Reasons Pats Win, Eli Hitting Tommy's Girl!?

Posted on January 30, 2008 10:04 AM

Take The SOHH Super Bowl XLII survey.

Now I'll tell you the... TOP 5 REASONS THE GIANTS WILL BEAT THE PATRIOTS ON SUNDAY

5. In an unforeseen event right before Sunday's kickoff, Tom Brady discovers his girl (and supermodel) Giselle Bundchen has been having an affair with Eli Manning. Tom plays his worst game ever.
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4. Randy Moss pulls up on the strip to collect money from one of his ladies of the night (hookers, maan). When she hands him a $20 instead of a $100, pimp Moss asks, "Is Randy Moss gonna have to choke a b**ch?" Dave Chappelle, riding shotgun, says, "Run b**ch, run for your life!"
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3. Brandon Jacobs rumbles ... then snuffs Tiki Barber in the mouth after the game.

2. It comes down to a field goal and Lawrence Tynes hits a 50-yarder in OT. Pats wish they still had Vinatieri.

1. The Giants make absolutely no mistakes. Eli plays the game of his life, Plaxico comes up big (his prediction comes true) and the G-Men's pass-rush gets in Brady. The New York Giants will silence you haters. Ask Collie Buddz!

TOP 5 REASONS THE PATRIOTS WILL BEAT THE GIANTS ON SUNDAY

5. Not only has Tom Brady been hitting Eli's girl, but he's hitting the Manning's mama too. Hey Tom Coughlin ... Brady stuck it to your wife too. Damn. Giants can't concentrate.

4. Patriots replace Eli's thermos of warm milk with some 151. Eli blows his mind...blows his mind. Throws interception after interception.

3. Hearing Plaxico's prediction, Brady and Moss have a bounty on Burress' head. Brady and Moss hook up for three TDs.

2. Bill Belichick's still cheating. Who says cheaters never prosper!?
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1. The Patriots are the best team in the L. 19-0. World champions.
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Boston puts pressure on Celtics to come through next. Boston motherf**kers!

Posted by SOHH Ballsy

Comments

  • LMAO says...
  • LMAO @ Moss-WAYNE Brady reference and Eli banging out Tom's girl. that's what it is ballsy.

  • January 30, 2008 11:03 AM
  • THAT DIRTY SOUF MEXICAN says...
  • FUCK THA NEW YORK GIANTS. I HOPE YALL GET YALL ASS RAPED ON SUNDAY. BUNCH A LUCKY PUSSY ASS NIGGAZ!!!

  • January 30, 2008 11:04 AM
  • King Jafee says...
  • Since I am in PHX I am going to be going to some pretty cool parties out here and hopefullygetting a chance to tell some of these rappers how wack they are straight in their mugs.
    Oh yeah the Pats are gonna finish the season up right too.
    CHECK THE NEW SINGLES
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    Its hard like 3 day old shit.

  • January 30, 2008 11:05 AM
  • JJ aka The Truth says...
  • Im Going 4 The Giants Cuz Shawty Lo Is Goin' 4 'em Too..
    lol.. JK...
    Brady Is A Dirty Mo'Fucker I think He Could Give A Damn Even If Brandon Jacobs and Eli were Passing His Gal Around... That White Boy Is Gon' Win!

  • January 30, 2008 11:13 AM
  • Miss Black Boston chick says...
  • Ok once again big up to all by niggaz in dorchester, Roxbury, Mattapan Boston stand the fuck up we going to win I know this for a fact i cant wait to see Brady and Moss downtown on Monday shot out to my family in Harlem but sorry when it Boston vs New york all our sports team have to win

  • January 30, 2008 12:07 PM
  • JJ aka The Truth says...
  • Johan Santana Has Just Been Traded To The METS...

    HUGE addition to their rotation!

    I just thought I'd mention.. And before Yall start Hatin' On Baseball.. Let Me Remind U this is a SPORTS BLOG!

  • January 30, 2008 1:58 PM
  • barbaraa.jackson says...
  • Patriots all the way......!!!!!

  • January 30, 2008 2:00 PM
  • Come on nah says...
  • F off Barb. and yea johan santana makes the mets the BEST!

  • January 30, 2008 2:43 PM
  • BLUNTBLAZER says...
  • I ALWAYS GO 4 THA UNDERDOGG PLUS IMA RAIDER FAN SO MOSS CAN GO CHOKE ON SUMTHIN

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  • January 30, 2008 3:47 PM
  • marlon says...
  • Funny post! Pats win by two tds! Could care less about who wins though cause I'm a cowboys fan! Most hollywood super bowl ever! You got brady, brady's women, brady's fuckin ankle all gettin time on tv! Who cares, just play the damn game!

  • January 30, 2008 3:53 PM
  • nyc_minded says...
  • let's go GIANTS!!!

  • January 30, 2008 5:15 PM
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  • January 30, 2008 6:41 PM
  • henry says...
  • giants will win by tree points

  • January 30, 2008 10:17 PM
  • NYALLDAY says...
  • Top Reason why NY is going to win.

    N.E. leaves their camera's at home and can't record the Giants calls.

  • January 30, 2008 11:14 PM
  • Aaron says...
  • Boston in the building!!!! Give it up New York sports aint yall thing, we run that. Yall still got Papoose though stick to rappin. Yall still got that no matter what anybody say!!!!!!!!!!!

  • January 31, 2008 6:08 AM
  • Boston Strangler says...
  • WE MAKIN HISTORY ALL YEAR POPPING BOTTLES LIKE CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM TIMES 3 FOR THE STRIPES BITCHES

  • January 31, 2008 9:37 AM
  • E-Hatin' @ It's Finest says...

  • January 31, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just got wind of an EXPLOSIVE REVELATION regarding this Sunday's Super Bowl. According to one of the NY Giants' girlfriends, Patriots star wide receiver Randy Moss may not be allowed to play in the game.

    Here's exactly what she told us:

    I am [NY Giants player's] girlfriend and I had to tell you about a rumor going around with the players. [Giants player] told me that a big Giants fan bought Superbowl tickets for that woman that Randy Moss beat up and he's paying for all her expenses.

    They're saying that if the woman in sitting at the game, Randy Moss won't be able to play because of the restraining order.

    Slick right. But good for them. The Patriots are a bunch of cheaters so it serves them right.

    That is a pretty low down thing for the Giants to do. But we at MediaTakeOut.com are Giants fans so .... GO GIANTS!!!
    Members of the media must credit MediaTakeout.com if you directly or indirectly use information contained in this article

  • January 31, 2008 10:15 AM

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