Ayo, we already flashed back to the sports year that was 2007:
http://blogs.sohh.com/sports/2007/12/flashback_fridays_top_10_reaso.html
But we ain't look ahead to '08 ... until now. Leave it to me, the Ballsy one (pause), to hit y'all with the SOHH Sports 2008 Predictions. And heeere we go! My top eight sports predictions for 2008.
8. BALLSY STEALS KG'S GIRL
She's so lovely that I had to bring her back to SOHH Sports again. In 2008, she'll get tired of waiting for KG to return from those looong road trips and will finally accept advances from yours truly. After one week, she'll realize that my pockets ain't as deep as her hubby's and swiftly go back to KG. Then, I'll wake up and realize it was all a dream (Word to Word Up Magazine).
7. ISIAH THOMAS FIRED, STEPHON MARBURY DOESN'T CARE
After leading the Knicks to the worst record in the NBA, it's gonna end for Isiah Thomas this year ... but not before Stephon Marbury airs him out one time. It's going to get UGLY. Uglier than the Knicks' record. Ugggh!
6. JOSE CANSECO PROVES A-ROD'S USING ENHANCERS
Say what you want about Jose Canseco, but you really can't call dude a liar. Nearly everything dude said in his book has checked out, SOHH much so that I believe him about A-Rod. There's something up with the Yankees' slugger and since the Mitchell Report didn't, Canseco will expose it this year.
5. KOBE DOESN'T GET TRADED, WINS MVP
With his team doing well, Kobe Bryant will not demand a trade again this season. Bryant will be named league MVP and his Lakers will overachieve in the West, coming up with a first-round upset. Then it's all up in the air from there. But KB24, the Black Mamba, stays put in L.A.
4. CELTICS THREATEN BULLS RECORD, BUT DON'T GET INTO FINAL
Yes, you read right. The Celtics will come CLOSE to the Bulls' 72-10 record, but will not achieve better. After the regular season, Boston will roll through the first two rounds of the playoffs, before meeting their doom - The Detroit Pistons. Calling me crazy right about now? Aight, peep this. If Chauncey Billups, Rip Hamilton and Rasheed Wallace and Boston's Big 3 cancel each other out...who decides this series!? The bench and a guy named Tayshaun Prince. Detroit wins in seven. Yea, I said it!
3. Detroit vs. San Antonio Final
Which brings me to my next prediction. Call it a boring Final if you will, but these two teams are TEAMS, feel me? They play team basketball. If this does indeed go down, I like Detroit's chances. What up, Em?
2. PATRIOTS WIN SUPER BOWL
I know, I know ... I ain't exactly going out on a limb with this one, but it's going to happen. The Colts will come close again, but the Patriots will beat 'em and whomever comes out the NFC (Dallas). But be clear it's still and always will be F Brady! Even if he is a Yankee fan.
1. RANDY MOSS PIMP SLAPS JERRY RICE
Maan, I don't know if you heard Moss' comments after breaking Rice's record last week. Here's what dude told reporters:
"I don't think me breaking Jerry Rice's record is special," Moss said. "I think shutting you guys up is what made it special, all the negativity, all my critics."
I didn't take that as a slight to Rice. From that I gather what I been knowing even more ... Moss hates the media. Still, Rice took exception:
"It's almost like a little slap in the face, but that's typical of Randy Moss."
For that and participating in that dance show ... Moss is going to put hands on you, Jerry. Oh yea, guard your grill! It's going to happen to you! (Honorable Mention: Pretty Boy Floyd will beat Cotto).
Your Boy,
SOHH Ballsy
Leave my girl alone!
LMAO at Moss slapping Rice. It really could happen lol.
I think Jerry Rice was upset that Randy Moss didn't come on his radio show to talk about breaking the record. I really didn't take what he said as a diss either.
Jerry just mad cause he didn't win dancing of the stars.
Ey, call them boring all you want...but tell me San Antonio ain't the best team in the league and I gotta call you lyin'.
1. KG's Gal Is Pretty Damn On Point..
2.SM aint gonna get to much respect anywhere he go..
3.A-Rod aint on steriods man, there's protein shakes and pills that can take that'll Big Man ya ass up too..
4.Kobe Will Be MVP This Year ..Landslide
5.Boston WILL go to the finals but the Spurs will whip that ass, KG always choke against Timmy..
6. MARK MY WORDS Cowboys will Win the Superbowl this year, The Pats Not Losing a Game is actually a bad thing when it comes to the playoffs they are too comfortable they havent gotten that WAKE UP CALL loss..
7. Moss is a cocky bastard but he wouldnt slap no one
Say Ballsy, everything you said is alright but I think the Lakers wll surprise a lot of people this year. Don't trip if you see them in the Western Conference Finals and possibly beating the Spurs. I'm just saying, anything's possible! Oh yeah, if it happens, I second Floyd beating Cotto and it won't be an easy fight for him!!
One more thing, I HATE THE PATRIOTS with a passion!!!
Yup, Moss now has 1 out of several dozen records that Rice has. Additionally, Moss needs 3 SB rings to equal Rice, 4 to beat him.
I will bet anyone on Earth $1,000,000 that Moss will not ever break Rice's other coveted 1 season record of 1,849 yard in a full 16 game season.
Why do you say Moss CAN'T break it? I think he can. Get that check ready and ya better not have inadequate funds. Yeea!
k, a rod is not usin steriods, if he was then y the fuck would jose canseco wait this long to expose it, hes just usin this bs to keep the fadin attention on him, its kinda of convieniant that after all this time caseco brings a rod using steriods recently when no one else wants to pay him attention, y dont u fuckin think bout this real quick, and never fuckin direspect rice u dum fuck, rice set that record in only 12 games because the season was shorten by a strike, and it took moss 16 games to beat it by one, if fuckin rice played 13 games moss prolly wouldnt of even tied it, so yea, i commend rice for not bringin up that fact, moss is good, but he aint no fuckin rice