LeBron's Just Like Mike...

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...Michael Jackson that is.

Just like it was Michael...and them in the Jackson 5, it's LeBron...and them on the Cleveland Cavaliers. And shoot...his supporting cast ain't even his real brothers!!!

Albeit...Bron Bron didn't have a good game last night. Ok, he sucked, shooting just 2-of-11 for 10 points, as the Mavericks won, 92-74. But if you're watching that game last night, you had to shake your head. You know LeBron will quickly snap out from that little funk and average a damn-near triple dub all the way through the rest of the season. But what's his supporting cast going to do!? Not a damn thing! (Word to Tito and Larry Hughes).

I put anything on the fact that James will be ballin for Brooklyn in three years. Guar-damn-teed! It's like this cat's already doing the moonwalk, while the rest of his teammates are learning how to two-step (and there's nothing wrong with that). LeBron needs help...more than Britney. Hee, Hee!

Nuggets 120, SuperSonics 103
Yo, in case you never seen Kevin Durant ball in college, at 6-9 and 215 pounds, this dude is dumb long on an NBA court. I'm talking Inspector Gadget-type reach, ya dig? Last night in his NBA debut, Durant struggled from the field, shooting just 7-of-22, and finished with 18 points. But Durant's going to be just fine. As long as Seattle really defines his true role and position, he'll be fine. But damn, Carmelo Anthony sure buckled down his defense on the rook. Anthony finished with 32 points, A.I. added 25 points and 14 assists and Marcus Camby cleaned up on the boards, pulling in 15. Let's not forget that Iverson played only 35 games with Carmelo last season. This season, them running the floor for the whole year means more chemistry and a problem for the rest of the teams in the L.

Magic 102, Bucks 83
Everyone is talking about the Celtics landing KG and Jesus Shuttleworth. Well, peeps tend to forget that the Magic got Rashard Lewis and that man ain't no slouch. Last night he poured in a game-high 26 points and Dwight Howard did what he always does: a double-double with 16 points and 12 rebounds.

Moving on, yesterday, when asked about the Knicks NBA Commissioner David Stern told ESPN:

"It demonstrates that they're not a model of intelligent management. There were many checkpoints along the way where more decisive action would have eliminated this issue."

Damn, I could have told you that the Knicks weren't intelligent more than a minute ago. James Dolan doesn't give a S**t about New York fans. Isiah Thomas fronts like he could win. He can't. Stephon Marbury, although he love the kids, is a cancer on any NBA squad. Lil Wayne once said, "You see me with my Marbury posture/I don't play ball I point guard every dollar." That's pretty much Marbury for you. Here, peep the :47 mark of Weezy's freestyle.


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Lebron is just like Mike...I was about to say!

i agree with what some people were echoing last night about how the NBA is basically on some wrestling type shit...


The Cav's season made for a storybook ending last year, but in reality, their talent matched up with none of the teams they defeated in the East, so it was no suprise to see San Antionio manhandle them in the Finals.


Trust me if those games were close by the end of the games i can imagine how much subliminal swaying would've gone towards making it a 7 game series..... but they got exposed and except for a few people, they wouldn't match up well against a roster full of the NBA Rookie and Sophmore teams.......


lets be honest, Lebron's supporting cast is too "hit or miss" to actually be called "support" they are more like niggaz clinging onto a floating log in strong water currents....

Lebron played more like MICHELLE than Michael.

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jugado más bien MICHELLE que Miguel...

COMO SAY QUE?

RESPONSE TO SINISTAH HASTINGS...

Lol, more like Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic, holding on to that shit and yelling, "YOU STUPID ROSE" and dying...

PS: I went on a date to that movie so fall back...lol

I got Dallas & Boston in the finals...

LeBron James was downright awful — 2-11, 4 assists, 5 turnovers, and only 10 points. In fact, he was rendered scoreless in the first half. Worse still, the jumper that he worked on during the off-season turned out to be the same backboard banger as before: He missed his only short-range jumper, his only mid-range jumper, and his three long-range jumpers.

Burger King James should have gone to college to perfect his game. He is talented but not fundamentally sound in the game.

lebron is ass he aint never gon come close to the real MJ

FUCK BOSTON
YANKEES ALL DAY

LeBron will definitely be in Brooklyn wit Jay real soon, did she how them Indians fans booed him when he had on the Yankee fitted, plus he's from Akron not Cleveland so that ain't really his home town. But you right, Danny Ferry(no homo) did nothing to help LeBron some help this offseason. No KG, Ray Allen, Rashard Lewis, nothing...Alot of teams in the East improve except Cleveland.

You forgot to mention AI's steals, that's what won the game last night. Denver is going to be a problem in the West. AI was abusing Delonte West. Speaking of Delonte West wtf is that thing on his lip, that nigga got super duper herpes. I know them groupies be nervous as fuck when the fucking with this nigga, looking like he got the package. But really though dude look like the villian from Spiderman, Hobgoblin, ol' scare small children face having ass muthafucka.

dont get me wrong labron is da shit when it come to ball....but all yall dickheads need to stop comparing him to jordan..there will neva be a never jordan...but if u was to compare..it would have to be kobe.....jordan and labron basketball style are totally differrent go watch sum tapes..yall dnt know shit about basketball

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