Hey yooo! It’s your boy, SOHH Ballsy and from on I’m gonna be holding down sports for SOHH.com. Week 6 in the NFL was dope. Here’s what ya missed. Let’s get it!
New England 48, Dallas 27
Unbeaten teams and a combined 75 points, so I should be happy, right? Hell no! Come on now, with Randy Moss and T.O. in this game I was expecting everything AND the kitchen sink. I’m talking Moonwalks, Soldier Boy’s Superman (Yooooooouuuuu!) and the Chicken Noodle Soup (OK, not that). I didn’t get shit except for Tom Brady throwing for 388 yards and five TDs. Great. Brady’s the best QB in the game, but you still can’t trust that White man with your sister, mother, girl, wife or mistress.
Carolina 25, Arizona 10
Yo, Vinny Testaverde is f*cking 43-years-old! The dude is older than KRS-One for God sake, but while the Blastmaster USED to eat MCs, Vinny is still eating DBs. Old Man River threw for 206 yards and one TD. Then he called timeout… for some Icy Hot, while chugging some Metamucil. Wow. He ain’t that old, but real talk Arizona had the chance to sign Vinny earlier last week and declined. Suckers! 40’s the new 20. Y’all ain’t know? Peeps in Arizona, smile. The Cards are now 3-3, but ya still have Steve Nash running the point.
Green Bay 17, Washington 14
Speaking about old, Brett Favre isn’t exactly Bow Wow’s age at 38, but the man is still winning. He may have become the interception king in the process, but the Packers are 5-1.
Minnesota 34, Chicago 31
The ladies love Reggie Bush because he was the center of attention in that Ciara video. Fellas give him props for banging out Kim Kardashian (Reg, let me smell your fingers one time, homie). Reggie’s dope, but let me put y’all onto this new kid Adrian Peterson. The Bears know him now after he put up 361 all-purpose yards and three TDs yesterday in the Chi. A-Pete’s a problem. So, Kevin Garnett bounced. Minnesota â€" this is your new dude.
Tonight â€" Monday Night Football
New York Giants at Atlanta Falcons
What’s going on in Atlanta? Mike Vick killing the WOOF and T.I. (allegedly) coppin’ silencers. Jesus. Giants win.
Your boy,
SOHH Ballsy
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