I promised you AMA Performance Videos, but I actually thought the fashion at the show was much more conversation worthy than the performances. Let's face it, those Jonas Brothers CANNOT sing, and if Kanye and Rihanna can is still up for debate.
Here are Beyonce and Rihanna's performances...
Kanye has been particularly generous with the compliments these days -- in addition to "giving" his AMA to Lil' Wayne, homeboy posted Bey's "Single Ladies" performance on his blog today with the title HISTORICAL!!! What do you guys think? Will we be watching this one in twenty years the way we did for Michael Jackson? Remember when Paula Abdul used to open EVERY awards show? Does anyone even search for those on YouTube I wonder???
And Rihanna continued her neverending quest to be the biggest badass (I think Pussycat Dolls outdid her in that category btw) by climbing up on a tall landing wearing an eyepatch.
Since we're talking about eyepatches anyway, I noticed that our stars hit an all time low last night with their accessory game. Everyone seemed to be trying so hard to outdo each other they failed to notice that ish did not even go with the outfit, and they should have followed the #1 rule of fashion -- remove one lame accessory before you walk out the door. I figured we should give out an award for the BIGGEST ACCESSORY LOSER for the night.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, FOR THE CATEGORY OF LAMEST AMA ACCESSORY THE NOMINEES ARE...
Rih"ARGH"anna the Eyepatch-wearing Dominatrix
Kanye "Put a Foxtail on It" West (No comment on the haircut or shades because it really is all a hot mess now isn't it?)
Beyonce "Rock-A-Robo-Ring" Knowles
Alicia "Gwen Stefani Let Me Into Her Bindi Bag and I Added These Non Matching Earrings" Keys
And the Winner Loser Is????? You tell me!