So you telling me... we rode her bra strap all these months and chica is just now getting around to selling a million copies of Good Girl Gone Bad?
According to the SOHH assessment of the album charts... Rihanna, after 34 weeks, is just now going platinum.
See that is some bullshit. Def Jam coulda gave Bobby Valentino another single, they could have kept Christina Milian... they could have given Janet Jackson a better video instead sinking all this time and attention into a chick who -- is pretty as hell-- ain't really worth her weight.
That's a damn shame... and all it took was her changing her haircut 3 times and like 5 music videos, a publicity stunt involving Jay Z and Beyonce and a broken toe. DAMN SHAME!
And speaking of album charts... Alicia Keys is almost 3x platinum after only 11 weeks and Mary J. Blige just made platinum after about 6 weeks.
In the singles area... Janet's "Feedback" slipped from 51 to 56. Hmmmm guess she's not that chick after all... but wait... check out the best parody of "Feebdback" to hit the internet and after just three days online -- it's collected close to 140,000 clicks-- it's bound to be a bigger success than the original.
show ya love for Britney Houston...
It's a damn shame when a drag queen stunts harder than a pop queen. I'm just saying...
FILE THIS UNDER, STILL WAITING ON THAT NEW MARIAH!