Chronicles of a Drama Queen: Usher Swears The Wedding Is Still On

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Yea, you read that right. The next page of the well executed marketing plan of Usher's calls for an exclusive interview with yet another tabloid.

The details are sketchy... but the fact remains. He and Meek Meek are moving into phase two of operation: I NEED TO SELL SOME ALBUMS!


The singer exclusively tells Usmagazine.com that it's only a matter of time before they walk down the aisle. "As of right now we don't have a date but we will let you know when we do."

Read interview here.


All I am saying is... the album better be good, because lord knows we don't need another publicity whore famous for his antics rather than talent.

Diddy has that on lock, so Ursh... apply for a new job.

But wait... there's more. Usher and Tameka are the subject of SOHH.com's Caption Diss today. (Caption Diss is a new thing we try where y'all submit captions to funny photos and the winner's caption gets posted and they win something, I think.)

Anyways... CAPTION DISS


CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT A CAPTION! (not the comment section)

231 Comments

Well at least Tameka has nice boobs. . . no comment to the rest.

(CAPTION) situations.. will arrive..in our lives..BUT YOU GOTTA BE SMART ABOUT IT!!!..lol

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Usher needs to ensure Tameka signs an "irontight prenutpial agreement" before walking down the aisle with her or anyone else.........

His career is over..you can't do damage control to save this career. Unfortunately women don't like men with kids who are supposed to be selling sex..ask omarion and countless other rnb dudes.

Usher done fell off. Chris Brown took the only lane he had.

Usher 2007 = Bobby Brown 1995

Man I'm tired of hearing about Usher and him marrying that old head. Who gives a fly fuck.. Can this news and move on to some real shit. This news is for the birds man. He's probably coming out with a new album follwing all this nonsense. Be done with this..Yeah I said it.

would someone smack this dumb MF in his head? Wtf are u doing Usher with that man looking desperate dogg icth! She's 38 with a criminal rcord and three kids. He's done! She must have ghot one of her gangsta crew to scare usher into getting her pregnate. What an idiot with all the guys trying to get out of that situation.

How u go from Chiil to that on the looks tip. They both tramps and usher is known for taking left overs but, why would you have something on your arm like that?

Dem angry monkey looking chics like that playd out before 94 and the mamis took over.

Her type is not even relevant. Who knocked that up??

Her type usually get knocked up by another loser and stay in the hood and cluck all day talking bout "i'm saying" and they usually hate on mamis and know, you see busted chicks like that trying to be with a latin mami...DAmn shame it's so good and no man would look in that market so they wanna date them too...

EWW!! Glad i switched after Raeqwon said banakeee!! EW!!

Damn....i'd love to give her a pearl neckalace! i aint stingy

This whole situation is giving me a headache. I am done with Usher and that chick.

SOHH - YOU BETTER CHECK DOGGY B - WITH THOSE RACIST COMMENTS CALLING BLACK WOMEN MONKEYS!!!

All jokes aside...she must have pvssy whipped the nygga...she must have some great pvssy(or mouth)...she's not cute,and she has baggage......congrats Ush u now have one vagina that's 10 years your senior......my boy!!!!

I usually try not to hate... but is it just me or is Tameka lucky as hell? I don't think she's the least bit attractive. She looks like belongs with someone like Flava Flave.

She looks like a tired old drag queen in that top picture.

usher made a smart move..he dont have to come out of the closet..he marrys a tranny(foolin everybody that its a woman)

this dude is setting himself up for failure...

Screw you Doggy B, don't nobody want your ugly ass anyway! RrrrWWWoooooffFFF !

Common came out today and that album is great. I want to slap the FUCK out of sohh for not telling me the shit was this good!

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yeah i really like him rappin 2 kanyes beats.

y the fuck aint that got a spot on here.

Usher looks great, unfortunately he's dating the cryptkeeper.

soulman

didnt you just post an article with Usher complaining to the same tabloids to stay out of his private life. Man, i am done with him, he is looking a fool right now. check YBF blogspot and they say those `candids` with mameka were taken by his own people and sent to the tabloids.

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BLACK PEOPLE:
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1. Why do black females try so hard to look like white, latin and asian women (always wearing weave and extensions and straightening their hair)?

2. Why do black women in America always have issues with asian, latin and white women? Is it jealousy because white, asian and latin women have straight, beautiful and natural hair?

3. Why is it that a black woman will fuck asap when someone spends money on them? Is it possible to love a man because he treats you with respect rather than spread their legs for a Louis Vuitton bag?

4. Why do sistas have so many kids by so many different niggas? Shouldn't you stop if you can't take care of the first kid?

5. Why are so many successful and educated Brothers turning to white, asian and latin women? Is it because these women are more financially and emotionally in tune with black men than these constantly barking sistas?

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PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BLACK PEOPLE:
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

1. Why do black females try so hard to look like white, latin and asian women (always wearing weave and extensions and straightening their hair)?

2. Why do black women in America always have issues with asian, latin and white women? Is it jealousy because white, asian and latin women have straight, beautiful and natural hair?

3. Why is it that a black woman will fuck asap when someone spends money on them? Is it possible to love a man because he treats you with respect rather than spread their legs for a Louis Vuitton bag?

4. Why do sistas have so many kids by so many different niggas? Shouldn't you stop if you can't take care of the first kid?

5. Why are so many successful and educated Brothers turning to white, asian and latin women? Is it because these women are more financially and emotionally in tune with black men than these constantly barking sistas?

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BLACK PEOPLE:
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

1. Why do black females try so hard to look like white, latin and asian women (always wearing weave and extensions and straightening their hair)?

2. Why do black women in America always have issues with asian, latin and white women? Is it jealousy because white, asian and latin women have straight, beautiful and natural hair?

3. Why is it that a black woman will fuck asap when someone spends money on them? Is it possible to love a man because he treats you with respect rather than spread their legs for a Louis Vuitton bag?

4. Why do sistas have so many kids by so many different niggas? Shouldn't you stop if you can't take care of the first kid?

5. Why are so many successful and educated Brothers turning to white, asian and latin women? Is it because these women are more financially and emotionally in tune with black men than these constantly barking sistas?

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Wow, I can't believe some of the negative,ignorant & unfounded comments about black women on here. All of those insulting black women need to check themselves. Stop the hatred.

There are women of every color/race that are pretty & ugly. Ugliness is not attributed solely to black women or black people. Also Deadbeats,lowlives & losers come in all colors.

Tameka is not attractive & yes she might have a criminal history but she doesn't REPRESENT a whole race of women.Some of you need to grow up!

who says Tameka is not attractive? have you met her in the flesh? and who defines what is attractive and what isn't? Usher thinks she's attractive - so what does it matter to you? You're not the ones dating/marrying her!

And Truth can you be a bit more specific? I'm a black woman and I'm not guilty of any of the points you've so painstakingly listed. Maybe its time you extended your social circle (outside of certain neighbourhoods) so you could actually get the opportunity to interact with some educated, intellectual, successful, secure black women. It will do you a world of good!

I don't like to down talk no body all I know is I would of had all his children and with no doubt in the world made him the happiest husband in the world!

@ Princess

You are right it really should not matter to me or anyone else b/c Usher cares for her & is willing to marry her. But everyone has their opinion on what looks good & what does not.

I personally don't think Tameka is attractive but I don't think she's ugly either,IMO she's ok. Sometimes when a person has alot of baggage or negativity associated with them it detracts from their overall persona.

That list does not represent all black women. I agree with princess all the way.I bet his ass just saying that mess because his a sell out.I don't agree with Usher get married,because i don't think he's ready for marriage, 3 stepkids, plus a child of his own.I'm still going to be his number 1fan no matter what.

Usher betta come out with a new CD, for he got some chilrens, Chilrens, CHILRENS, to feed.....

you know what i didn't even read the article. i just want to say i am so over usher and his fake ass drama. ppl if u really must have his new album plz download it. dont feed the beast i beg you!

Tameka must have put a root on Usher's azz. I heard about that voodoo shyt. Tameka must've drank Usher's piss or somethin' and decided that he was gonna pay for that! I guess piss drankin hoes are hard to find. You go Chili for not drankin Usher's piss!

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