Everyone Hates Alicia Keys

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"Cornbread, fish and collard greens, I got what you need. If you want it, 'cause I'm a pimp girl. With a drippy, juicy gheri curl."
-- Anthony Hamilton

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SOHH it's Friday .... But wait...this just in!

If you are tired of reality television, then brace yourself for the real life reality phase we are about to go through. Chris Rock did it and very well with Everyone Hates Chris. Now Alicia Keys is launching a new television show based on her life- a bi-racial child growing up in Hell's Kitchen and making pit stops in Harlem.

Now, I ain't ever seen Alicia Keys in Harlem, except when did her video for "You Don't Know My Name". That coffee house she and Mos Def were in was a famous Harlem eatery called Pan Pan. It burned down shortly thereafter.... hmmmmm.

Anyways, Alicia is feeling all UNBREAKABLE especially with her NAACP Image Award nomination. The show just better not suck. I mean, I love Alicia like the next man or woman.... but I'd much rather see a television show on Kimora Lee Simmons telling us how she bagged all this ghetto fabulous success and a mogul's heart. I guess it's true what they say... a geisha girl can stop a man dead in his tracks with just one look.

Check out the video for "You Don't Know My Name" courtesy of YouTube, and have a good weekend!

947 Comments

soulman you sound dumd, kimora lee simmons story is no way realistic try luck and a pretty face. you dont love alicia keys like you say, when you are already dissing something you have not seen. Bad topic and bad editorial your views are indecisive(first 'it better not suck', then 'i love her') and they aren't realistic, you just sound horny, get some dick control.

I HATE YOU ALICIA KEYS!!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK TOO FINE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kIBIBI YOU UGLY!!

I SAW YOUR PICTURE. DO ME A FAVOR LOOSE 120 LBS. THEN KILL YA SELF. YOU LOOK LIKE FATBACK GREASE POPPING IN THE FRYING PAN WITH A BIG SPOON OF LARD- TRY SLIMFAST BABY!!

I like Alicia & everything but I'm a little tired of the "Tragic Mulatto" story. Mariah Carey whines about it enough.

Mariah aint mullato. I think she's an octorune or soemthing like that.

Alicia Keys got it all going on. Voice, looks, shit and she always lookin like she want a thug in her life. I feel bad for some mixed people espicially women, cause sometimes when they grow up white girls ain't going to accept them and black girls going to call dem white, but she got enough money to turn herself asian if she want to. So she should get over it.

I love me some Alicia Keys, Whether her show sucks or not.

DUMBASS BLOG EVER

I think it sounds interesting. Knowing Alicia Keys, it might be an entertaining story that will catch our attention. I love Alicia Keys so much. I love how cool and laid back she is. From the way she speaks, to the way she laughs. Her music is amazing and captures all audiences. For someone to say they are tired of these biracial stories is so rude. It's just like all of these female singers and male rappers coming out with that, I was born in the hood and had a hard knock life. Do you think they're whining. Mariah C. went through so much and was put down because of being biracial.

I wish she could have come up with something original. Why copy off of what Chris is doing? That ain't cool. All that said Alecia is cool with me.

this chick mariah never even dated a black dude and alicia keyes is gay

so many singers act like the love black me but the only one dating a brother is beyonce
pink married a white guy
christine aguilara = white guy
fergie white guy
britney = whitey
mariah =white guys only
gwen stefani carrying a crackers baby
j-lo = another face bitch
stop pimpin the hood

^^^^^ last comment is stupid. just because u black doesnt mean u have to marry black.. pff im outta here

mariah carey dated derek jeter from tha yankees and he's black and gwen stefani been with her husband for like 8 years before they got married when did she say that she likes black men

LMAO octorune.. ha .. but nah reality tv should just be the real world and road rules. its getting out of hand. and chris rocks show is not reality tv its reality based. other than that i wouldnt watch no alicia keyes tv show. sorry the music is dope but she aint exactly got no twists in her life.

I love alicia's music the girl is talented believe that.But who wants to see a sitcom about her? It seems like every singer/rapper is turning over to the big screen or the little screen and im sick of it because the majority of them cant act to save thiere lives the only rapper or singer turned actor/actresses that can actually act are
-Will smith
-LL cool j
-Dmx(he did he thang in cradel 2 the grave)
-Jennifer lopez
And thats it the rest of these motherfuckers suck at it.Just doing anything for money smh.

i know some of these REAL actors/actresses who worked hard to get where they at today and then get passed over for a movie by a rapper has to be disrespected and upset.

^^^You for got Asahnti (who was praised for coach carter). You also forgot Ice Cube and Janet.

Ashanti? LMAO,your joking right?

Yes i 4got ice cube,janet jackson and the late great tupac he was wonderful in juice and poetic justice!

alicia iz fine as a muthafucka

Alicia Keys is talented but she seems kinda boring to me. I will not be watching that show.

First off the title of the blog was stupid bcuz it through everyone off in a bad way. Alicia's show would probably be interesting since Harlem is always live and stuff is always poppin. Alicia is talented in everything she does (writng, singing, producing) so what makes any of you think that she can't be good at the acting thing?

I see what all ya'll haters doin yall all try'na make it look like Miss keys is a bad person when she really isn't. evidentlly she aint to bad cause yall on her site. I mean its so many haters in this world it dont make no since. You probaly wont ever get up there the way ya'll hatin. If u listen to miss keys lyrics they relate to what many young adults and adults period have been going through. Look at the teenage life of young girls I mean their out having sex because the daddy wasn't there or either the momma is out with another man somwhere. How could they get to college and succed in their dreams if their out worrying about these little boys out here I mean half of ya'll on here can't spell!! But as I get to my point don't hate on someone because their more famous, prettier, smarter or anything else because its not going to change them. It's going to change the way you think about someone each time.So don't hate on what you don't have,never had or never will have just worry about who you are because everybody DON'T hate Miss Alicia Keys!!!!
Love always

leyla ali and alicia and queen latifah are involved in a three way love triangle...according to the radio.

Real talk Precious P

you forgot about:

-Tupac
-Andre 300
-Queen Latifa
-Ice T
-Treach

Mos Def is a great actor.

Alicia keys is a good looking young lady, she looks latina which is a plus.
But she loks horrible with cornrows, please alicia wear your hair loose it's beautiful,but those braids are a disaster!!!!
And by the way kimora lee is a skank!!!

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Here's a hint, it involves laying on your back and spreadin' em wide for a mofo old enough to be your f*ckin dad.....some secret, huh!? man, you sound crazy. Kimmora wasn't half as successful as a model as Alicia Keys is as singer. Who the hell would want see a show about her drag-queen lookin a**?

it would be nice if the blog writer mentioned this show is going to be written by Felicia Henderson, who also wrote for "Soul Food," "Moesha," and "The Fresh Prince"... all very successful and entertaining sitcoms. maybe you'll consider giving it a chance now, if the talented Alicia Keys wasn't enough of a reason before.

Y'all are not right for doubting A. Keys! She has proven that she is a successful singer, producer, pianist, and songwriter! She puts a lot of time and emotion into what she does and it always comes out right. She is a very classy, lovely, kindhearted, real down-to-earth young woman who has earned awards and success for the right reason, her music and incredible voice. A. Keys could be wearing a sheet and still do her thing onstage. As for Mariah, Gwen, Furgie, Pink, Britney, Christina A., Ashanti, Beyonce, this I'm so hip-hop or I'm so hard because of an image and is played out.

Beyonce- tries to be ghetto fabulous and sing about shaking her ass in da club w/ a guy and calls it hip-hop

Ashanti- Always tries to put on this ghetto attitude and tries to act and dance like she's hood in videos

Furgie- Is nothing more than a poser. When I see her w/the black eyed peas and she's in front of a black audience, she puts on this hip-hop black personality but when on MTV or by herself in interviews she's nothing but a regular white girl

Pink- Gave up that attitude and is now punk, rock, dance whatever

Gwen- Still acts herself but is using hip-hop beats because it sells, which I don't like

Mariah- Is still herself and can do the damn thing on hip-hop beats but, tried to sing/rap in Don't Forget About Us

Britney- Is just a wigger who tries to act black when in front of black people or other wiggers

Christina A.- Even worse than Britney, really thinks she's black just because she got a little soul in her voice and has black friends/ collaborated w/black rappers

WHEN SHE CAME OUT.. I WASNT FEELING HER MUSIC, HER HAIR, HER FUNKY STYLE, THE WAY SHE TALKED, THE WAY SHE IS ALL.. "IM A WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR" AND WANT TO TAKE OVER... BUT MAYN.. IF SHEE KEEPS WEARING THOSE TIGHT PANTS, IM DEFINATLY FEELING HER AZZ

Wow,using the word "HATE" is such an attention drawer. I feel we only Hate what we cant conquer or understand...that being said..As for Alicia Keys I feel she is multi-talented,instead of talking about her shortcomings and differences,applaud her success and let us focus on being a better person ourselves. Sometimes we piggyback off each other ideas and change them in order to reflect our point of view on life. So if her shows somewhat mirrors Chris Rock's,kool,I know she will bring her own creative energy(like she does as a powerful singer), let's applaud them both for following their dreams. Peace to all the different views and to all the readers of my expressions may you create your destiny and not let someone create it for you. Even though I dont care for the Blog title, I hope all the commentators respect each other,while expressing themeselves.

SOHH SoulMan: y do u need tips on how 2 get at russell simmons heart? maybe we hav a lot in common (wink-wink).

p.s. if u lookin 4 a nigga 2 buy you out, im lookin 4 a nigga 2 eat me out. (hint!)

Fuck a sitcom about, pertaining to, referring to, or roughly based on Alicia Keyes. I aint fucking with it. Now if she put out a porn I'ma fuck with it. Holla. 1.

DON'T SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WORRYING ABOUT INTER-RACIAL MARRIAGES.PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO LIVE THEIR LIVES BECAUSE GOD KNOWS IT'S A SHORT RIDE.

if thats true then how come everbody gets mad when black men date outside the race but nobody says shit when black women do it????

Best thing on here was by youdontknowmyname:

Kimmora Lee is a skank. LMAO cause it's true.

That's real talk for y'all.

Stop the hate, it's useless.

Alicia Keys has got to be one of the finest women in RnB. Shorty got an ass you could park a bike in.

to gorilla unit:

that's because black men do it so often for reasons that have more to do with race than actuall love. plus, if you look at statistics in this country you will see that the vast majority of interracial relationships in this country that involve black people are usually with black men. it seems to be more of a trophy issue with black men than black women. i'm not against interracial relationships (my father is latino and asian) but i am most definately against reasons that involve some sort of status or trophism (if that's a word lol) that is often associated with black men dating outside their race.

stop it all you haters. to make it where she is today takes a lot of hardwork and commitment. more than just 9 to 5 type shit, if you can do what she can do then get your arse off that couch, stop smoking the weed and show me what you got or else shut the hell up HATERS

Alicia's the flippin man! lol
She's cool tho fo real, she's the next pretty flower after Aaliyah departed! Plus she aint played herself silly(I think) like lil (T)NigGa woods did!

Lol @ Octorune! wtf?

Alicia Keys is just a pretty girl with a piano. She alright, but she ain't the messiah of R&B or nothing.

She needs some better-written songs for real. That quasi-hood, bourgie neo-soul shit ain't what's happenin.

...and I ain't never seen her ass in Harlem.

That's right... Don't nobody know Alicia Keys in the streets! She ain't gangsta! Grrrrrr!

No one ever said that she was gangster. She doesn't try to be. She was born and raised in the hood but was obviously taught better than to stay on the streets. Her mother made sure that her ass stayed in the house and read a book (just like mine did), played the piano, and did well in school. That's exactly why she's a great role model for young girls in the hood or anywhere else. She's classy, multitalented, and unique!

Ron Mexico:

when you say better written songs do mean shit like keiysha coles ghetto hoodrat no class havin shit, or ashanti's no talent 'i wanna be hard but i'm from Glencove' bullshit. perhaps you want her to be unoriginal loser type shit like ciara? alicia aint the greatest but i take over all of the shit thats out now (mary excluded). she doesnt have to conform. alcia does her. i see you prefer your music unoriginal huh?

alicia got a crazy fatty

man, give me an hour to dick her down shell b writing crazy songs fam. ill change the way she looks at life

why is it that every time I read something on this muthfucker ya'll talkin about black this white that!
STFU bitches! This is supposed to be about alicia keys new programme not who the fuck some stupid white woman is dating and how come not one of the women you have used in your wack assed analergy are black they are all mixed race latino or white wtf is all that about!

You realy need to go get some knowledge on all this shit before you come up in here chattin all this bullshit

sit down & shut up!! beyyyyatch!!!!!!!!!!

Go back to sitting on 50s dick jackass!!!

Ya niggaz gotta stop hatin on alicia just cuz she got money and ur broke azzes dont

WOW ALL YA'LL COMENTS IS DUMB I MEAN

STRAIGHT UP WACK-WACKO

YA'LL DUMB AS HELL FOR EVEN POSTIN'

COMMENTS & SUPPORTIN' THE SITE, SHE

(ALICIA KEYS;for da dumbasses)DON'T

READ THIS BULLSHIT YA'LL JUST POSTIN'

SHIT TO EACHOTHER SO DON'T HATE ON ME

HATE ON EACHOTHER FOR

''DOIN DA DAMN THANG''

-JAYLA

ATTENTION:
*(wrote in capital letters & spaced sentaces especially for the Dumb Bitches)*

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