Last night Bravo ran the Being Bobby Brown Christmas Special and for the first time the world got a chance to see how the Brown-Houstons celebrate Christmas. I would lie and say that the are just like everyone else but...
But that would be a muthafuggin lie. When we celebrate Christmas at my house, we don't have Grammy winner Gordon Chambers playing piano, nor do we break out in to doing the cabbage patch while Christmas carols are being sung.
Now I am all for Bobby and Whitney showing their asses for another season. They do make for good television. Where else besides one of Bobby's court appearances can you see Whitney in her tragic wigs and liquor lips Bobby putting on display just how much crack they actually have done over these years.
Off all the gaggers that surfaced during last night's episode, the one thing I can't help but notice is how Bobbi-Kris is blossoming nicely (read: that bizatch done lost her baby fat and looks like she has already began having that nose filed down). Her relationship with Bobby is an interesting one. She clearly is his heart and for her, well I am sure she loves him but second to her mother Bobby has got to be one of the biggest embarassments of her life. The kids at her school cannot be kind. I wonder what that therapy bill is gonna look like.
While all of us New Yorker's walk to our next destination, check out the "Whatchulookinat" video Whitney put out a few years ago.
Whitney Houston - Whatchulookinat