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Dr. Dre Drops Detox today!

Posted on April 1, 2008 10:00 AM

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In a surprise move that parallels Radiohead's release of In Rainbows and the latest Raconteurs' record, Dr. Dre announced that his long-awaited Detox is available on iTunes starting today. SOHH Left Coast has a few highlights from this shocking move and while we're still just listening to the good Doctor's third solo release to review, wow, this is just awesome. We can't believe we're typing this.

Highlighting Detox is the announced first single featuring Jay-Z and Eminem, "40 Is The New 400." Over monstrous snares and a snarling bass line, Em wanders through his issues with weight gain while Dre and Jay rap about retirement plans and the recent woes on Wall Street. On another track, "Weed Killah," Ghostface and Lil' Wayne surprisingly team up over one of Dre's patented piano tracks for dystopian destruction like Weezy's gem: "I'm a Round-Up brand/Kill a n*gga and catch a sun tan." Dre himself spits plenty of absolute voracity, but this is too big of a release to get all editorial on y'all without a proper listen. We're too busy spinning this, but we'll be sure to give you more updates later this week.

For now, download Detox--finally, wow, we get to say those two words--and enjoy.

Posted by Craig that Clapp

Comments

  • no way says...
  • U better not b lying and is this gonna b a real release. I am lookin for it but kinda shady considering it is detox.

  • April 1, 2008 10:20 AM
  • o.g. hater says...
  • LMAO!

    http://sandrarose.com/2008/03/31/my-response-to-lloyd-dinwiddie-aka-gyant/


    Last week, a fellow blogger called me to tell me that Lloyd T. Dinwiddie aka Gyant, had “lost his mind”. The friend said LT had written terrible things about me (mostly untrue) on his broke down website that he took out of mothballs for the sole purpose of putting me on blast.
    I told my friend that I wasn’t interested in reading or responding to that foolishness. I added that whatever LT wrote is nothing compared to what has already been written by my other haters.
    Then he read the worst of what LT/Gyant wrote:
    “But on a side note to the lonely lesbian who lives with her mother. Your protection at least from me is over. If someone jumps you, or threatens to jump you in my presence I will step aside and let the ass whooping commence. This time though, I will probably just take pictures.”
    Wow. After all I’ve done for him, he would wish physical bodily harm on me? He would take pleasure in photographing my broken body as I lay unconscious in the street?
    Whatever reservations I had about continuing the beef evaporated when I heard that.

    I had always suspected that LT aka Gyant, harbored a deep seated resentment towards females. There were all kinds of signs from the very beginning. Like the time he told me that Sohh.com was about to fire Natasha (of YBF) and give her job to him. He was ecstatic. He couldn’t stop talking about it. He took pleasure in knowing that she wasn’t aware the axe was about to drop.
    When Natasha’s termination letter was ready, Gyant excitedly read it to me over the phone. Natasha hadn’t even received the letter yet
    Mind you, I have no love for Natasha, but I did wonder why Gyant found such joy in taking her job when she’d never done anything to him personally.
    But there were other signs that something wasn’t right with the boy. Like the time Gyant went missing for 3 days last year. Nobody knew where he was. Out of concern, I called his cell phone repeatedly, but got no response. when Gyant finally resurfaced on the 3rd day, he had a strange story to tell. He said he attended a house party where a man approached him and started a fight with him.
    He claimed he didn’t know the man. he said they were both arrested and he was jailed for 3 days due to “a mix up” at the jail. he claimed jail officials “forgot” he was still in the holding cell until 3 days later.
    As implausible as the story sounded - I believed him. The same day that LT resurfaced, he wrote a long post on the Sohh Atlanta blog detailing the fight at the house party and his subsequent ordeal at the jail. The post had nothing to do with Atlanta Hip Hop.
    It was a bizarre post to say the least. Within minutes, the comments section on Sohh Atlanta exploded. His readers - who were far more observant than I was - lit his ass up! They saw through his lies immediately. The comments were brutal that day. Sohh.com’s IT department restored order to the comments section by deleting the entire post. Gyant and I thought the worst was over.
    A week or so later, LT called me in a panic. He said one of his readers found his police report online and posted links to it all up and through the comments section on Sohh Atlanta. He mumbled something about a restraining order. He said Sohh’s IT dept. was attempting to block the reader’s IP address. But As fast as Sohh.com pulled the links down, readers were putting them back up. Gyant’s lies had finally caught up to him. He realized he had to come clean with me and tell me the truth.
    He said he was arrested for violating an EPO, a restraining order taken out by a past lover. He admitted there was no fight. The “house party” was actually a down low house party. The man who took out the restraining order on Gyant was at the house party when Gyant arrived. The man called the police and Gyant was arrested.
    I had to sit down. The conflicting stories were so confusing. I asked him why he made up a fake story about a fight that didn’t happen - AND posted it on Sohh.com when it wasn’t even necessary?
    “I don’t knooowww!,” he wailed.
    Right then I should have seen a BLIZZARD of red flags! I should have been swatting at red flags like they were a swarm of bees around my head. but instead, I took sympathy on Gyant. Sohh.com eventually deleted all the comments pertaining to the police report and the restraining order. But his readers never let him forget.
    While the owner of the site continuously had his back throughout all the drama, he held nothing but contempt for her. He often said she was cheap and he got along better with her husband than he did with her. He said it bothered him that she wouldn’t pay him what he felt he was worth for writing 3 blogs.
    About a month after he began his gig as Streetz (the female blogger), Gyant told me that Sohh.com’s owner contacted him to advise him to tone down his misogynistic language in his posts as Streetz. According to Gyant, she told him that, as a female herself, she strenuously objected to him referring to other females as a bitch and a whore in his posts.
    He reluctantly agreed to tone it down. But later he called me after speaking with her. He was upset that the site owner didn’t understand that he wrote the Sohh Ya Heard blog “while in character” as a female. In my opinion, he couldn’t grasp the concept that while Sohh.com’s owner knew he was blogging as a female, she was a female herself who was offended by his language.
    In my next installment, I’ll write about the day Gyant “accidentally” recorded an unfinished song while interviewing a well-known producer at his Atlanta studio. Gyant initially offered me the track - and I’m not gonna lie - I jumped at the opportunity to post it on my site. But then he changed his mind.
    I thought he had an attack of conscience. But days later, on Nov. 22, 2007, the track appeared on a popular urban website. The song eventually made it to #1 on the charts this year.

  • April 1, 2008 10:20 AM
  • O.G. HATER says...
  • LMAO!

    DRE CANT GET PROMO AND AND EMINEM IS A FAT FUCK, ROFL!!!

    WHERE IS WESTCOAST POLESMOKER??

    OH YEAH, HE'S IN THE NYC BLOG ACTING LIKE SPIDER LOC'S33 YEAR OLD JANITOR COUSIN!! ROFL, WHAT A FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 1, 2008 10:22 AM
  • bfrno says...
  • obvious attempt at an April fools joke

  • April 1, 2008 10:48 AM
  • R. Young says...
  • Yeah right...April Fools...You'da been better off trying it with an Eminem and 50 Cent duet album...

  • April 1, 2008 10:53 AM
  • REALHIPHOP says...
  • P-NAL ON YOUTUBE. SHIT IS CRAZY

  • April 1, 2008 10:54 AM
  • Skee says...
  • This is a bad April Fools joke, this is a bitch move. get us all hot and bothered and leave us hangin wit a hard dick.

  • April 1, 2008 10:56 AM
  • Sean G. says...
  • No WAY....April Fools! Not a funny one though...a$$.

  • April 1, 2008 11:01 AM
  • andrei kirilenko says...
  • oh em gee LOL dr. dre DETOX roflmao time to download!

    Left Coast, please go to the Mondrian and make like Bun B - ur wack ass april fool's joke is lame the nth degree

  • April 1, 2008 11:04 AM
  • HAHA says...
  • APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 1, 2008 11:10 AM
  • lea says...
  • THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

  • April 1, 2008 11:12 AM
  • HATE HATE AND MORE HATE says...
  • Either it's April Fools or it's the Year 2099. So since I don't see any flying cars around this bitch, I'm chalking this up as a poor attempt at an April's Fools joke. Even if Dre was dropping today, it would still flop like 2 fat ass people having sex.


    On a side note, I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to Westcoast is the Bestcoast for using my screen name yesterday, so share his true homo tendecies. It's a sad day when I can't have a day off without this faggot ass nigga on my nut sack. Come to think of it, I wish Dr Dre would have dropped today so the Westcoast pole smoker could be on someone elses dick beside mine. My dick is already occupied with his stank ass mother.


    FAST LIKE A NASCAR BITCHES!!!!

  • April 1, 2008 11:32 AM
  • the hell says...
  • man! fuck you! idiot

  • April 1, 2008 11:32 AM
  • LMAO says...
  • Hate finally sees how we feel about her.

  • April 1, 2008 11:43 AM
  • gayant = skeetz what a big dumb homo tranny! says...
  • http://sandrarose.com/2008/03/31/my-response-to-lloyd-dinwiddie-aka-gyant/


    Last week, a fellow blogger called me to tell me that Lloyd T. Dinwiddie aka Gyant, had “lost his mind”. The friend said LT had written terrible things about me (mostly untrue) on his broke down website that he took out of mothballs for the sole purpose of putting me on blast.
    I told my friend that I wasn’t interested in reading or responding to that foolishness. I added that whatever LT wrote is nothing compared to what has already been written by my other haters.
    Then he read the worst of what LT/Gyant wrote:
    “But on a side note to the lonely lesbian who lives with her mother. Your protection at least from me is over. If someone jumps you, or threatens to jump you in my presence I will step aside and let the ass whooping commence. This time though, I will probably just take pictures.”
    Wow. After all I’ve done for him, he would wish physical bodily harm on me? He would take pleasure in photographing my broken body as I lay unconscious in the street?
    Whatever reservations I had about continuing the beef evaporated when I heard that.

    I had always suspected that LT aka Gyant, harbored a deep seated resentment towards females. There were all kinds of signs from the very beginning. Like the time he told me that Sohh.com was about to fire Natasha (of YBF) and give her job to him. He was ecstatic. He couldn’t stop talking about it. He took pleasure in knowing that she wasn’t aware the axe was about to drop.
    When Natasha’s termination letter was ready, Gyant excitedly read it to me over the phone. Natasha hadn’t even received the letter yet
    Mind you, I have no love for Natasha, but I did wonder why Gyant found such joy in taking her job when she’d never done anything to him personally.
    But there were other signs that something wasn’t right with the boy. Like the time Gyant went missing for 3 days last year. Nobody knew where he was. Out of concern, I called his cell phone repeatedly, but got no response. when Gyant finally resurfaced on the 3rd day, he had a strange story to tell. He said he attended a house party where a man approached him and started a fight with him.
    He claimed he didn’t know the man. he said they were both arrested and he was jailed for 3 days due to “a mix up” at the jail. he claimed jail officials “forgot” he was still in the holding cell until 3 days later.
    As implausible as the story sounded - I believed him. The same day that LT resurfaced, he wrote a long post on the Sohh Atlanta blog detailing the fight at the house party and his subsequent ordeal at the jail. The post had nothing to do with Atlanta Hip Hop.
    It was a bizarre post to say the least. Within minutes, the comments section on Sohh Atlanta exploded. His readers - who were far more observant than I was - lit his ass up! They saw through his lies immediately. The comments were brutal that day. Sohh.com’s IT department restored order to the comments section by deleting the entire post. Gyant and I thought the worst was over.
    A week or so later, LT called me in a panic. He said one of his readers found his police report online and posted links to it all up and through the comments section on Sohh Atlanta. He mumbled something about a restraining order. He said Sohh’s IT dept. was attempting to block the reader’s IP address. But As fast as Sohh.com pulled the links down, readers were putting them back up. Gyant’s lies had finally caught up to him. He realized he had to come clean with me and tell me the truth.
    He said he was arrested for violating an EPO, a restraining order taken out by a past lover. He admitted there was no fight. The “house party” was actually a down low house party. The man who took out the restraining order on Gyant was at the house party when Gyant arrived. The man called the police and Gyant was arrested.
    I had to sit down. The conflicting stories were so confusing. I asked him why he made up a fake story about a fight that didn’t happen - AND posted it on Sohh.com when it wasn’t even necessary?
    “I don’t knooowww!,” he wailed.
    Right then I should have seen a BLIZZARD of red flags! I should have been swatting at red flags like they were a swarm of bees around my head. but instead, I took sympathy on Gyant. Sohh.com eventually deleted all the comments pertaining to the police report and the restraining order. But his readers never let him forget.
    While the owner of the site continuously had his back throughout all the drama, he held nothing but contempt for her. He often said she was cheap and he got along better with her husband than he did with her. He said it bothered him that she wouldn’t pay him what he felt he was worth for writing 3 blogs.
    About a month after he began his gig as Streetz (the female blogger), Gyant told me that Sohh.com’s owner contacted him to advise him to tone down his misogynistic language in his posts as Streetz. According to Gyant, she told him that, as a female herself, she strenuously objected to him referring to other females as a bitch and a whore in his posts.
    He reluctantly agreed to tone it down. But later he called me after speaking with her. He was upset that the site owner didn’t understand that he wrote the Sohh Ya Heard blog “while in character” as a female. In my opinion, he couldn’t grasp the concept that while Sohh.com’s owner knew he was blogging as a female, she was a female herself who was offended by his language.
    In my next installment, I’ll write about the day Gyant “accidentally” recorded an unfinished song while interviewing a well-known producer at his Atlanta studio. Gyant initially offered me the track - and I’m not gonna lie - I jumped at the opportunity to post it on my site. But then he changed his mind.
    I thought he had an attack of conscience. But days later, on Nov. 22, 2007, the track appeared on a popular urban website. The song eventually made it to #1 on the charts this year.

  • April 1, 2008 11:44 AM
  • ms thang on the low low says...
  • LMAO says...
    Hate finally sees how we feel about her.

    April 1, 2008 11:43 AM

  • April 1, 2008 11:45 AM
  • BLUNTBLAZER says...
  • YALL CRAZY FOR POSTIN THIS ALMOST CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN NEED MORE COFFEE

    WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
    PEEP THA NEW KNOCK
    "GRIMEY"

  • April 1, 2008 11:58 AM
  • Rashad says...
  • This betta not be no April Fool's Joke.. Fu*k ya'll if it is son..

  • April 1, 2008 11:58 AM
  • lol@The fag boys says...
  • I knew them fags(hate hate and O.G HATE were on the DL, Damm some DL fags on the down low from indiana. You farmer john fags.............lol lol lol lol lol

  • April 1, 2008 12:24 PM
  • Bonanza says...
  • I knew it was a joke. Good show, boy!

  • April 1, 2008 12:41 PM
  • office of matt herbz says...
  • Man, I can't take this shit no more. When a White Nigga can't come up here and throw down his opinion on some shit, then the White Nigga gots to do what's best for the White Nigga. I gots to bounce, y'all. Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down. Lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Carmichael funeral home on Whitlock Ave. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought. Last of the White Niggaricans. Well, maybe not the last. Illegal1's gonna be a good blogger... New, improved Matt Herbz... Hope he uses the WNM to get Gyant out. No room in this blog for big White Niggaz like me. Sorry y'all, I tried the best I could, honest. Can't come with me on this trip, niggaz. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down. Sun's out, I'm a hit up Waffle House for breakfast. Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby. Tired.

    I'm out this bitch, bitch niggaz. Might see me start my OWN blog in this mothafucka. "The Mind Of A White Nigga" or some shit. A place where niggaz of all color (except light-brown Indian niggaz) can go, chill the fuck out, smoke some Humboldt County, and fuck 31 flavors of bitches like Maskin Herbbins.

    Gyant, just man up to your shit, dude. I ain't hating no more, just saying... When you throw dirt, nigga, you get dirty. If you gonna do some exposin, you open yourself up to the same shit. Just accept it, and move on.


    Matt Herbz, signing off once and for all.


    PEACE TO ALL MY WHITE NIGGAZ ON THE GRIND!


    --OG Matt Herbz--
    White Nigga Movement.
    Retired, 2008

  • April 1, 2008 12:49 PM
  • dsread says...
  • Man that was slick good one April Fool's man

  • April 1, 2008 1:12 PM
  • yamammy says...
  • SONOFABITCHES!!!!

  • April 1, 2008 2:03 PM
  • westcoast is the bestcoast says...
  • CRAIG THAT WASN'T A FUNNY JOKE. IF YOU WANT TO SEE FUNNY THEN WATCH HOW I CLOWN THE BITCH BOY CREW EVERY DAY. WHO CARES ABOUT RAP CD MONEY DRE CAN DROP ANYTIME HE WANTS. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT CD ON THE WESTCOAST. NOW IF DRE WOULD HAVE DROPPED HIS PANTS THAN I WOULD PROBABLY CREAM MY PINK GAME THONGS........LOL CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP ON MY LUNCH BREAK.

  • April 1, 2008 2:32 PM
  • Bird says...
  • I didn't even need to read the blog to know this is an April Fools prank. Good one Craig.

  • April 1, 2008 2:32 PM
  • gr00vy says...
  • Had me going for a good second until I remeberd it is april fools.

  • April 1, 2008 2:50 PM
  • HOLLYHOOD says...
  • YA NIGGAS IS WRONG FOR THIS STORY MAN...HAD A GROWN AZZ MAN ABOUT TO SHED A TEAR FOR THAT DETOX MAN....HAD A NIGGA ALL UP ON ITUNES LOOKING FOR IT....ITS ALL GOOD THOUGH...I GOT SOMETHING REAL GOOD FOR YALL NIGGAS...WATCH

  • April 1, 2008 3:01 PM
  • applyforgyantsjobheistoast says...
  • GOOD ONE!

  • April 1, 2008 3:23 PM
  • i dont believe u says...
  • haha very funny april fools!!!

  • April 1, 2008 3:27 PM
  • HATE HATE AND MORE HATE says...
  • westcoast is the bestcoast says...
    CRAIG THAT WASN'T A FUNNY JOKE. IF YOU WANT TO SEE FUNNY THEN WATCH HOW I CLOWN THE BITCH BOY CREW EVERY DAY. WHO CARES ABOUT RAP CD MONEY DRE CAN DROP ANYTIME HE WANTS. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT CD ON THE WESTCOAST. NOW IF DRE WOULD HAVE DROPPED HIS PANTS THAN I WOULD PROBABLY CREAM MY PINK GAME THONGS........LOL CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP ON MY LUNCH BREAK.
    ^^^^^^^ APRIL FOOL
    nah you guys this is really me HATE I'm just using the westcoast is the bestcoast name. I'm just a hate ful farmer fag from Indiana.

  • April 1, 2008 3:35 PM
  • april fools says...
  • Snoop Dogg just went Platinum

  • April 1, 2008 3:41 PM
  • April fools says...
  • Game is a real gangsta with street cred

  • April 1, 2008 3:41 PM
  • APRIL FOOL says...
  • JAY Z LAST ALBUM WENT PLATINUM IN A WEEK. APRIL FOOL

  • April 1, 2008 3:50 PM
  • APRIL FOOL says...
  • Game did not destroy g unit by him self. APRIL FOOL

  • April 1, 2008 3:51 PM
  • April fool says...
  • biggie wife did not get fuck by pac. APRIL FOOL

  • April 1, 2008 3:51 PM
  • APRIL FOOL says...
  • Buck was not scared of game and his crew in vegas, April fool

  • April 1, 2008 3:52 PM
  • april fool says...
  • Dr Dre did not get knocked the fuck out at the Vibe awards

  • April 1, 2008 4:02 PM
  • lol says...
  • Snoops new album will go platinum after 6 months


    APRIL FOOLS!!!!


    It will be 2024 when Detoxx drops and Snoops album still wont go platinum

  • April 1, 2008 4:05 PM
  • april fool says...
  • the eastcoast is running the rap game in 08. April fool

  • April 1, 2008 4:06 PM
  • april fool says...
  • snoop album did not sell over 100,000 copies his first week, and it is not selling no more APRIL FOOL

  • April 1, 2008 4:07 PM
  • APRIL FOOL says...
  • Snoop really needs his rap cd money like the east coast artist. April fool he dont need that shit.

  • April 1, 2008 4:08 PM
  • april fool says...
  • Snoop only been in the game as long as ja rule, dmx, methodman, wu tang and fell off like they did . april fool

  • April 1, 2008 4:09 PM
  • april fool says...
  • Dre bitch young buck did not come to his defense like a good bitch should. April fool

  • April 1, 2008 4:10 PM
  • lol says...
  • westcoast is the bestcoast says...
    CRAIG THAT WASN'T A FUNNY JOKE. IF YOU WANT TO SEE FUNNY THEN WATCH HOW I CLOWN THE BITCH BOY CREW EVERY DAY. WHO CARES ABOUT RAP CD MONEY DRE CAN DROP ANYTIME HE WANTS. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT CD ON THE WESTCOAST. NOW IF DRE WOULD HAVE DROPPED HIS PANTS THAN I WOULD PROBABLY CREAM MY PINK GAME THONGS........LOL CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP ON MY LUNCH BREAK.
    ^^^^^^^ APRIL FOOL
    nah you guys this is really me HATE I'm just using the westcoast is the bestcoast name. I'm just a hate ful farmer fag from Indiana.


  • April 1, 2008 4:11 PM
  • HTOWN CLOWN says...
  • YEAH, RIGHT AND PAPOOSE,SAIGON, DA REST OF NEW YORK AND SOMEBODY BESIDES BIRDMAN AND WEEZY FROM CASHMONEY DROP TO DAY TO NIGGA PLEASE

  • April 1, 2008 4:36 PM
  • april fools says...
  • You people lead interesting and productive lives.

  • April 1, 2008 5:10 PM
  • liars says...
  • THIS IS AN APRILS FOOLS JOKE Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE.....

  • April 1, 2008 5:36 PM
  • HAHA says...

  • HAHAHA RICK ROLL HAS A MOOSEKNUCKLE IN THAT VIDEO!

    btw Craig ... although you probably fooled most of these idiots ... it should have been more subtle ... like ...

    'Spider Loc got dropped from G Unit'

  • April 1, 2008 6:21 PM
  • HTOWN CLOWN says...
  • btw Craig ... although you probably fooled most of these idiots ... it should have been more subtle ... like ...

    'Spider Loc got dropped from G Unit'
    -----------------------------------------------------------MAN, DON'T PLAY WITH GUNOT KILLA LIKE THAT

  • April 1, 2008 6:42 PM
  • Money Bagz says...
  • DATZ CRAZY CUZ IF U WOULD OF SAID IT WAS IN STORES, I WOULD OF BEEN THERE WITH MY CASH IN HAND, BUT SINCE U SAID I-TUNES, I FIGURED I WAIT TIL IT HIT STORES (THAT GAVE ME MORE TIME TO READ DA COMMENTS AND CLICK DA LINK TO WUTZ UP)....I GUESS THAT GOES TO SHOW EVEN WITH NO PROMOTION WHEN THE DOC (DR. DRE FOR U DUMB MA'FUCKAZ) DECIDES TO DROP THE DETOX HE STILL GONE DO BETTER THAN THESE UNDER "GOLD STANDARD" ARTIST, THE KEEP STEALING AND FUCKIN HIS FORMULA UP....

  • April 1, 2008 6:49 PM
  • biggestboss says...
  • Rick Roll is hardest white guy in the business, click the detox download link and check him out

  • April 1, 2008 7:06 PM
  • HTOWN CLOWN says...
  • AND, TO ALL DA SNOOP FANS THAT HATE ON HTOWN MUSIC DON'T THAT STAXXX IN MY JEANS SOUND LIKE SOME HTOWN SHIT HE SAID THAT HE MADE THAT FOR HTOWN SINCE THIS IS WHERE HE DID HIS FIRST SHOW , SO LIKE I SAID IF U CAN'T BEATEN JOINEM HTOWN 4 LIFE WESTCOAST 1992- 1996

  • April 1, 2008 7:26 PM
  • loki says...
  • DETOX IS NOT ON ITUNES!!!

  • April 1, 2008 9:43 PM
  • PissedAzHell says...
  • omg... so not cool...

  • April 1, 2008 10:07 PM
  • mr.d says...
  • you need your asses whooped for this here. not funny at all.

  • April 1, 2008 10:29 PM
  • Aloo says...
  • Have to say it was good one.. had me too.. this morning.

  • April 1, 2008 10:42 PM
  • PAYCHEXX says...
  • How come CROOKED I doesnt get any love in this so-called west coast blog.

    Right now fuck dre, yall got a monsta in CROOKED I

  • April 1, 2008 11:20 PM
  • murda mami says...
  • detox not on iTunes just cked quit playin yo self with false info

  • April 2, 2008 7:02 AM
  • Bk's finest says...
  • that shit wasnt funny @ all

  • April 2, 2008 7:35 AM
  • fly on the wall says...
  • (The scene: Justin’s on Peachtree. Enter Matt Herbz. He sees Gyant sitting at a table in the corner finishing a slice of Key Lime pie. Herbz approaches the table.)


    Matt Herbz: “The Fuck you call me here for, nigga?”


    Gyant: “What’s up Matt? Have a seat! How’s it hanging, nigga?”


    Matt Herbz: “Nigga, it don’t hang, it’ll put your mothafuckin eye out…and that’s the last mothafuckin gay-ass question you’re gonna ask me tonight. Hurry the fuck up because I don’t want anyone getting the wrong idea about me and you… Shit would be all over the Atlanta blogs tomorrow and I’m supposed to be retired.”


    Gyant: “Well, Matt… You know, I just went along with that White Nigga thing of yours because I had nothing else. No fans, no readers…no one. I wanted to quit but then I thought “When I quit blogging, what am I gonna do, strip in a club?” My big ass would rip the pole out the ceiling! I don't know nothing else but gossip, baby--taking it, recycling it, shitting on some other small time bloggers.”


    Herbz: “Yeah, I know how you do, you jive monkey. But that’s you, nigga. I’m different.”


    Gyant: (Takes a sip of his Sex On The Beach and chuckles) “Shit, you know, you've got this fantasy in your head about getting outta the blog life and setting that other world on its ear. What the FUCK are you gonna do except blog on my shit, my nigga?”


    Herbz: “Pimp, my nigga. Pimp… I’m gonna be straight pimpin on these hoes…”


    Gyant: (Giggles) “Besides pimpin… You know these hoes today ain't built for a nigga like you. Now, Matt, I ain't putting you down. Shit, If it wasn't for you I probably wouldn't be here, I'd be ass-in-the-air and HIV’d out in some place. I'm just trying to make it real, baby, like it is.”


    Herbz: “Don’t call me ‘baby,’ nigga; I’ll cut your mothafuckin throat.”


    Gyant: “No offense, Matt, but maybe this blogging shit is what you're supposed to do with your life, maybe this is what you're growing to. Just think about it, don't throw it out, just listen: You're gonna keep blogging for me until I tell you to quit. And that’s that…”


    Matt Herbz: “You don't own me, pig. And no motherfucker tells me when I can split.”


    Gyant: “Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I’m Gyant, nigga! I ate Sandra Rose and spit out Streetz. King Kong ain’t got shit on me!”


    Matt Herbz: “I'm talking to you, you Gyant faggot. My name is Matteus Decimus Herbzius, Commander of the White Niggaz of the South, President of White Nigga Movement, loyal servant to the White Nigga race. Father to not a single child. Lover to over a million women. And I will have my vengeance on you, Gyant, on your blog or the next…”


    (Matt quickly stands up, unholsters his stainless Colt 1911 and swings it around to aim at Gyant’s left multi-laned nostril but comes to his senses and replaces it back in its spot. Instead, he removes a flask of Hennessy from his jacket’s inside pocket, takes a long swig, then throws it at Gyant as Gyant ducks and yelps like a little girl. Herbz snaps his finger at his security, points to the door, then briskly walks out to his idling white on white Escalade.)


    Matt Herbz: “Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in…”

  • April 2, 2008 8:22 AM
  • BEAST says...
  • STOP TOYING WITH OUR FEELINGS DAMMMNNNNNNIT !!!!!!!

    THAT SHIT AINT FUNNY

  • April 2, 2008 9:24 AM

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