SOHH LEFT COAST

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Why Can't This Guy End Up In Prison?

Posted on May 30, 2007 2:22 AM

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With Snoop and The Game awaiting trial on separate felony charges, yet another hip hop artist (and I’m using that description very loosely in this case) from the West Coast had court last week, and will be in the courtroom again on June 28th for his pre-trial hearing.

After being pulled over in March following a minor collision, the porkchop patrol found rapper Taboo from The Black Eyed Peas (for those who don’t know, he’s the Mexican one who wears capri pants and pirate headwear all the time) to be in possession of 28 grams of marijuana (daaaamn!) and prescription medications that weren’t in his name.

Although he was not present in court last Friday, Taboo- whose real name is Jaime Luis Gomez -entered a plea of not guilty via his his lawyer. Unless there was any unlawful search and seizure- which is probably not the case if he was driving under the influence, as they allege -I’m not really sure how he’s gonna pull this one off.

If convicted on either or both of the counts he’s being charged with, Taboo will face no jail time and will pay a maximum fine of $200. Hopefully he does something worse in the near future and gets sentenced to a ten year bid, which will hopefully stress Will.i.am out to the point of O.D.ing on a mixture of cocaine and oxycontins, which will hopefully, in turn, cause Fergie and the other guy to sign a suicide pact which they will carry out by simultaneously shooting each other in the face. Thus, no more Black Eyed Peas, the troops come home from Iraq, homelessness and hunger throughout the world instantly disappears, cancer gets cured, everyone’s credit card debt is forgiven, 2pac comes back from his ten-and-a-half-year vacation in Guam, and the Fugees get back together and make the album of the decade.

So let’s keep our fingers crossed.

Posted by SOHH Leftist

Comments

  • BigDook says...
  • Youre a real live hater...im glad i was first to post this so u can remember me well...Always remember that wishin worse on someone because of there success defines u as a certified hater...movin on

  • May 30, 2007 1:44 PM
  • Truth 24/7 says...
  • 2nd
    That was funny man, somehow though, I dont think that Taboo dude is responsible for anything, dude spits like one line for every wack ass B.E.P song

  • May 30, 2007 1:49 PM
  • CALI BOY says...
  • FOR U DAT DONT KNOW,,TABOO IS MEXICAN,, HE LIKES CHIEFIN ON SOME CALI NEON GREEN!!!!!!!!FUK DA COPSSS

  • May 30, 2007 1:58 PM
  • A.D.O says...
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  • May 30, 2007 2:43 PM
  • 5-milli says...
  • 28 grams is only an ounce.... when you got bread like taboo you don't want to make trips to the weed mans house 6 times a week.... quit hatin'

    I didn't even read what else you were talkin bout

  • May 30, 2007 2:48 PM
  • Ford says...
  • Wishful thinking, sure, but clever as all hell. Keep it up Eighty.


    ...Wait a min, Pac's in Guam now? Didn't somebody just see him in Cuba a year ago?

  • May 30, 2007 3:11 PM
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  • May 30, 2007 3:59 PM
  • gully son says...
  • Probably has a good ass LAWYER.

    Also, did Snoop or Game ever face jail time??? NOPE so stop whinning

  • May 30, 2007 4:08 PM
  • Sherance says...
  • 2pac is dead like elvis, marvin gaye, jimi hendrix, and jerry garcia. not a fan of the bep but can't hate what they're doing. everybody in the game is on drugs the only question is whose' gonna get caught with drugs next.

  • May 30, 2007 4:57 PM
  • PZ says...
  • I'm an idiot.

  • May 30, 2007 5:39 PM
  • brillyancestar says...
  • If only that were true. Nah, Fa real, I don't want that kat to go to jail....and I don't want the other members to die.....I just want them to STFU....or go back to there old type shit, I didn't like them then, but at least I could deal with them.

  • May 30, 2007 8:59 PM
  • james says...
  • a female has 2 really be behind these blogs. The person who writes these really think their funny like they're talented. The bloggers who write back saying lol, lmao, otflmao, etc. is only psyching u fools into thinking ur funny and this is the Gods honest truth ur not. But thanks for the free news anyway and a place to voice my opinion

  • May 31, 2007 1:15 AM
  • ya_boy_six says...
  • Damn,I aint know dude was mexican...???.I wonder if it would be wrong if someone set off a search for 2pac in tha islands.like they do wit bigfoot..and tha prize would be 1mill...???

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