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The End Is Near... All Star Weekend 2007 in Las Vegas

Posted on February 15, 2007 2:11 AM

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So unless you’ve been living in a shoebox for the past month, you already know that this weekend is the NBA All Star weekend. As is the case every year, droves of NBA stars and greasy rap dudes will descend on the weekend with visions of debauchery dancing in their heads.

Except for that this year is worse. Because this time the weekend is in the City of Sin.

Last year in Houston, the only thing you had to worry about was Steve Nash gettin’ his lean on after getting overcharged for Promethazine by the shady looking dude in his hotel lobby, or a tumbleweed getting some dust on Jigga’s new baby dolphin-skin loafers. But 2007 has presented a veritable Pandora’s Box of scenarios that can go wrong.

Putting NBA players in a room with hookers is one thing; they’re used to it at this point (You saw He Got Game, didn’t you? Recruitment tactics, son!), and for most of them, that kind of pressure isn’t shit. In fact, half of the players married hookers. But putting NBA players in a city full of coke, gambling and hookers? Shit is gonna hit the fan. Or fans. If you think Artest was testy that fateful night in Detroit, just wait ‘til you see him playing after a 29 hour coke binge.

And I haven’t even mentioned the rap dudes yet...

Regular, real-life certified rap stars are going to be a big enough problem this weekend; as egos will be in even higher gear than usual, plus we all remember what happened to ‘Pac when he was in town for the Tyson/Seldon fight in ‘96. But what about all of the bummy ass nobodys who had the good sense and opportunistic mind to make hotel reservations early? All Star weekend is one of the few events where rappers, famous and obscure alike, will be gathering side by side to display their plumage and strut their shit. With everyone gunning for attention and doing their best to show what a badass they are, it’s a given that someone’s going to get their toes stepped on and will subsequently end up starting some shit.

Which leads me to the next section...

In the past couple of days, SOHH has posted numerous All Star popoffs that various rap dudes and/or sports dudes are putting together. Anyone who can correctly guess where the biggest melee will be this weekend will win all of the money. Which is, of course, no money at all.

For the record I’m placing my marker on anything that Jim Jones has his grubby little hands on, specifically that shit that him and Stringer Bell are hosting together- that has bad news written all over it. Plus we all know that things tend to jumpoff when Capo goes to b-ball games. Let’s just hope snitch-ass Lil Cease doesn’t show up.

Either way, I'm expecting some biblical type of shit this weekend; you know, the rapture. Plagues and swarms of locusts... all of that shit. But we'll see.

And since it’s Thursday, here’s your City Guide:

If you’re ballin like that (yes, ballin’ with only one A... that other shit is played out, kids) here are a few things popping off this weekend in Las Vegas... Also, there are all of the events that have been posted in the News section the last few days.

2007 NBA ALLSTAR WEEKEND
LAS VEGAS
Friday Feb 16, 2007
Joe Jaxson . BIGGA . Suave . NiteLife Ent.
presents
NE-YO ALLSTAR MANSION PARTY
OFFICIAL CONCERT AFTER-PARTY
HOSTED BY NE-YO, NICK CANNON, and DALLAS COWBOYS- DeMARCUS WARE
at
THE PARADISE MANSION
4450 West Capovilla Ave. Las Vegas, NV
"A Gated 2 Acre Paradise Estate with its own Private NightClub"
ENJOY A TOP SHELF OPEN BAR ALL NIGHT
featuring Music by
Hot 97's
DJ Envy "The People's Choice"
&
NYC's Top Club DJ
DJ Kaos "The Main Event"
Doors Open at 9pm
General Admission $150 ( $100 Online at VEGASMANSIONPARTY.COM)
Entrance to Mansion NightClub & Top Shelf Open Bar
VIP Admission $200
Entrance to Mansion NightClub & Top Shelf Open Bar
RoundTrip MotorCoach Transportation from Vegas Strip Hotels, Meet &
Greet Artist and Access Inside the Mansion-VIP
No Long Lines, Valet Parking and Immediate Entry for all ticket holders
for more info and tickets
www.vegasmansionparty.com
..........................................................................................................................................
Saturday Feb 17, 2006
BIGGA - Joe Jaxson - NiteLife Ent.
presents
BALLIN'
NBA ALL-STAR MANSION PARTY
Hosted by
JIM JONES
performing his #1Smash Hit
'WE FLY HIGH'
at
THE PARADISE MANSION
4450 West Capovilla Ave. Las Vegas, NV
"A Gated 2 Acre Paradise Estate with its own Private NightClub"
ENJOY A TOP SHELF OPEN BAR ALL NIGHT
featuring Music by
Hot 97's
DJ Envy "The People's Choice"
&
NYC's Top Club DJ
DJ Kaos "The Main Event"
Doors Open at 9pm
General Admission $150 ( $100 Online at VEGASMANSIONPARTY.COM)
Mansion NightClub & Top Shelf Open Bar
VIP Admission $200
Includes RoundTrip MotorCoach Transportation from Vegas Strip Hotels,
Meet & Greet Artist and Access Inside the Mansion-VIP
No Long Lines, Valet Parking and Immediate Entry for all ticket holders
for more info and tickets
www.vegasmansionparty.com
..........................................................................................................................................
Sunday Feb 18, 2006
BIGGA- Joe Jaxson - NiteLife Ent.
presents
BET on BLACK
NBA ALL-STAR GAME VIEWING & PARTY
Hosted by
BET'S MadLinx
with Half-time performance by
RED CAFE performing
Buddy-Remix -Musiq featuring Red Cafe
Bling Blaow and Diddy Bop
Special Invited Guests Fabolous and Musiq
at
THE PARADISE MANSION
4450 West Capovilla Ave. Las Vegas, NV
"A Gated 2 Acre Paradise Estate with its own Private NightClub"
ENJOY A TOP SHELF OPEN BAR & FOOD BUFFET
featuring Music by
The Infamous
Mad Linx
&
NYC's Top Club DJ
DJ Kaos "The Main Event"
Special Invited Guests : MUSIQ and FABOLOUS
Doors Open at 3pm
General Admission $100
Mansion NightClub & Top Shelf Open Bar
VIP Admission $150
Includes RoundTrip MotorCoach Transportation from Vegas Strip Hotels,
Meet & Greet Artist and Access Inside the Mansion-VIP
No Long Lines, Valet Parking and Immediate Entry for all ticket holders
for more info and tickets www.vegasmansionparty.com

And if you’re in the Los Angeles area this weekend:

Sunday, Feb 18th: 2mex /Medusa/Jizzim/Aceyalone
@the Henry Fonda Theater in Hollywood. All ages.

Posted by SOHH Leftist

Comments

  • mofo says...
  • 1stttttt Ahhh fuck it!!

  • February 15, 2007 5:13 AM
  • wizzlejizzle says...
  • Every year All Star Weekend gets worse and worse. Maybe having it in Vegas will make it exciting.

  • February 15, 2007 5:45 AM
  • tizzle fizz says...
  • i dont think there will be any big problems. Security's gonna be out the ass this year. All i care to see is some good basketball.

  • February 15, 2007 8:42 AM
  • Matt Herbz says...
  • You forgot to list on group of people that will be at the NBA all-star mansion party. The White Niggaz. We will all be meeting there to party it up and make it rain a little, you know change the forecast. My boy Mike Bibby will be there, so will white chocolate Jason Williams himself. All you white niggaz reading this meet me in the Sahara lobby on Friday night around 8pm and we'll give you wrist bands for the party. WHITE NIGGAZ ONLY. WNM07!
    -Matt Herbz

  • February 15, 2007 8:52 AM
  • tao says...
  • pac died 96 i thought? haha good look on those events eighty

  • February 15, 2007 9:22 AM
  • htown says...
  • or a tumbleweed getting some dust on Jigga’s new baby dolphin-skin loafers.


    I live in Houston and i never seen a damn tumbleweed in my life. thats a stupid ass comment coming from somebody who has never ever been here.

  • February 15, 2007 10:09 AM
  • Matt Herbz says...
  • IT'S OFFICIAL THE WHITE NIGGA MOVEMENT HAS CHANGED IT'S NAME TO THE... GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A CATHOLIC PRIEST MOVMENT... OR IT CAN BE THE LITTLE WHITE BOYS HAVING SEX WITH OLDER WHITE MEN FROM UTAH MOVEMENT...

    YA'LL TELL ME WHICH IS BETTER?


    THIS MOVEMENT IS BEING SPONSERED BY RICHARD SIMMONS,JOHN MARK CARR, AND MICHAEL JACKSON.

  • February 15, 2007 10:32 AM
  • Matt Herbz says...
  • Haha, yes siirrrr, i love the hate. "Let em hate, let em hate!". I know it's DJ OKTOBA or Dre Guevara re-posting, but yo i can do the same thing! To all my white niggaz and all other niggaz out there, if it's a racist comment, it ain't me. If it's a gay comment, it ain't me. It it's about white niggaz getting together to do bit things, it's me. If it's about bustin a nut on Dre Guevara's face, it's DJ OKTOBA.

    Back to the movement, The White niggaz will be in full effect this weekend in Las Vegas for the NBA All-Star game. A couple of celebrity white niggaz will be there with us, including Jason Williams and Mike Bibby. I have received hundreds of e-mails about this event and the mansion party we're hosting. Meet us in the lobby at the Sahara Casino (we'll be the white niggas with the shades and the J's on) @ 8 p.m. so you'll get your special edition white nigga t-shirt and wrist band to get into the party.

    The T-shirt will read the following:

    Front: "White man can't jump"
    Back: "But White niggaz will 360 on ya and put their nutz on your chin!"

    WNM07 continues!!

  • February 15, 2007 12:56 PM
  • The Omnipotent Eye says...
  • Why does Rich Boy look like a nigga tied him to the ground while someone from a Project Building Rooftop just dropped bags of cooking flour on his face.

    anywayz, Vegas is da shit, u can cop any drug you want right in front of any random nigga who look too broke to be in a Casino.

    u can actually pay for da pussy you wanna hit instead of paying indirect for some shit you was better off lettin ya "mans an em" turn into a jump-off.

    Not much more to say but shout-outs to the dude from the Aladdin Hotel who had more connects than an incarcerated Columbian Druglord, who kept my piff habit well taken care. And shout-outs to the bartender who told me to stop asking for an Old English 800 while trying to enjoy the then NBA East Conference Finals (Pistons vs. Nets)


    www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz

  • February 15, 2007 1:34 PM
  • CALI BOY says...
  • VEGAS IS THA PLACE TO BE OUT WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • February 15, 2007 2:04 PM
  • S.O. says...
  • YO I'M FROM VEGAS. SHIT'S BEEN CRAZY SINCE MONDAY. NIGGAZ CAME HERE EARLY FOR THE "MAGIC URBAN CLOTHING CONVENTION". ANYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY WILL BE IN TOWN THIS WEEK. I ALREADY SAW HOV, KANYE, MARCUS HOUSTON, BOBBY V, LUPE FIASCO, GNARLS BARKLEY, BIG BOI, BIG GIPP, KEL FROM THE KEENEN AND KEL SHOW (EVERYTIME I SEE THIS NIGGA HE ALWAYS HAS ON DIRTY SHOES LOL)
    AND THAT WAS LAST NIGHT. PEOPLE HAVEN'T OFFICIALLY ARRIVED YET. I'M WONERING TO SEE IF ANY G-UNIT NIGGAS WILL BE HERE SINCE ITS A DIPSET AND GUNIT BEEF. I REALLY DON'T LIKE EITHER ONE OF THEM, BUT I KINDA HATE DIPSET A LIL BIT MORE. I WOULDN'T BE SHOCKED IF SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENS THIS WEEKEND. THE CITY ALREADY REACHED ITS "TOO MANY NIGGAS" LIMIT. CHAIN SNATCHING ALL DAY.

  • February 15, 2007 2:47 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Also if u in the L.A. area, the annual Bob Marley Day festival is popping off in Long Beah over the weekend, that shit is always hot.

  • February 15, 2007 2:52 PM
  • on point says...
  • Yeah vegas is going to be off the chain this weekend. they say its going to be like 9 hour drive from la

  • February 15, 2007 3:06 PM
  • Westcoast says...
  • I see food!!!

  • February 15, 2007 3:28 PM
  • 504 boy says...
  • MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS!!!!!
    fuck the hurricane & fuck these pussy ass tornadoes.
    Fuck the all-star weekend MARDI GRAS IS THIS WEEKEND IN NEW ORLEANS!!!!!!! I wanna see all the niggas show their dicks for my beads. All dl nigas cum to Mardi Gras because we have alot of dl parties here!!!!

    MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS

  • February 15, 2007 3:40 PM
  • rizzop2003 says...
  • Hip- hop cops is gonna have a ball with these negros.....Id say about 5 melees will break out. A rapper or two will get shot, and 4 parties will be shut down

  • February 15, 2007 3:54 PM
  • brillyancestar says...
  • The Bob Marley fest is going down in Long Beach mos def, but....I got business to take care of in Nevada. Unfortunately, my business isn't anywhere near Vegas, it's Carson City. I don't know if there will be any riots or fights or anything. One thing I do know will happen, is someone will get their chain taken. Sorry, but whenever east coast dudes come anywhere near out west, they get their chains snatched. The 60's will be in Vegas. Also don't be suprised if a bunch of dudes in purple shirts start fuckin shit up, and no, THAT'S NOT PURPLE CITY OR DIPSET. Gangs are WAY too big out west, so nothing goes down without them being involved. Vegas is already packed with people who left LA cuz of the heat,(I don't mean weather)so it's gonna be like a bunch of broke kids in a candy store,some shit is gonna get stolen. If I was a normal dude tryin to be seen out there, I wouldn't be too flossy, cuz you can't afford to pay for cops to watch your back like 50 cent. So all ya'll wanna be ballers who went and bought a nice chain and rented a car knowing you still owe your momma your part of the rent, tuck that chain in, or even better take it back, cuz It will get taken.

  • February 15, 2007 4:00 PM
  • k.ola says...
  • SOHH 80

    you are know other Blog writer is in the hood like that i mean you claim to be educated so stop throwing snitch jackets on niggas that you dont know and that would fuck you up in a street fight...

    not just 80 to all ya back-pack mutha fuccas yA NIGGAS IS NICE STOP TALKIN SHIT BEHIND A PC OR LABTOP AND STOP HATIN ON RAPPERS PERIOD...

    Let the fans write shit in the comments section...

  • February 15, 2007 4:38 PM
  • k.ola says...
  • oh yea what oh dude is saying is true niggas will be getting robbed (like cam did in hollywood) this year so tuck yo shit in like red on friday cuzz the h60d gone be there in full effect...

  • February 15, 2007 4:41 PM
  • INFO ..PLEASE says...
  • oh yea what oh dude is saying is true niggas will be getting robbed (like cam did in hollywood) this year so tuck yo shit in like red on friday cuzz the h60d gone be there in full effect...

    Posted by: k.ola at February 15, 2007 4:41 PM

    CAN I GET MOR INFO ON HOW CAMRON THE (PINK BUNNY) GOT ROBBED IN HOLLYWOOOD!!!!

  • February 15, 2007 4:56 PM
  • Mardi Gras says...
  • MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS!!!!!
    fuck the hurricane & fuck these pussy ass tornadoes.
    Fuck the all-star weekend MARDI GRAS IS THIS WEEKEND IN NEW ORLEANS!!!!!!! I wanna see all the niggas show their dicks for my beads. All dl nigas cum to Mardi Gras because we have alot of dl parties here!!!!

    MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS

  • February 15, 2007 5:09 PM
  • k.ola says...
  • CAN I GET MOR INFO ON HOW CAMRON THE (PINK BUNNY) GOT ROBBED IN HOLLYWOOOD!!!!

    its on some hood rumor shit you know like they (dips) were at the Beverly hilton on the elevator and some h60d nigga robbed that nigga this is after oh boy but before killa season (and purple haze) it went down i think durin the BET awards First are second anual...

  • February 15, 2007 6:17 PM
  • S.O. says...
  • SO I GOT A 30$ BET ON THE OVER THAT THERE WILL BE AT LEAST 4 FIGHTS INVOLVING RAPPERS, 3 CHAIN SNATCHING INCIDENTS INVOLVING ARTIST. AND PROBABLY 1 SHOOTING. U KNOW PAC GOT OFF'ED OUT HERE BACK IN 96. CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE IN ONE SPOT AND NOTHING HAPPENS, SAD BUT SOMEWHAT TRUE.LAS VEGAS PD HAD TO BORROW OFFICERS FROM OTHER CITIES TO HELP WITH PATROLING THE CITY. SHIT'S CRAZY. I DON'T EVEN THINK NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE GAME. ITS ALL THE PARTIES SURROUNDING THE FESTIVITIES THIS WEEKEND. ACTUALLY IT'S TOO MUCH CRACKING GOING ON THIS WEEKEND. JEEZY & T.I. GOT A ALL BLACK CONCERT @ THE ICE HOUSE FRIDAY. DIDDY THER @ THE SAME SPOT ON SAT. RON ARTEST & RICH BOY HOSTING AN AFTERPARTY SUNDAY AFTER THE GAME. THERE'S A AREANA IN THE ORLEANS CASINO THAT'S GONNA BE TURNED INTO A BIG ASS CLUB. THAT'S FEATURING DAMN NEAR EVERY HOUSTON RAPPER. LIL FLIP,SCARFACE, PAUL WALL, MIKE JONES, SLIM THUG,UGK, EITHER ZRO OR TRAE (WHICHEVER ONE THAT'S NOT IN JAIL) ETC. I NEVER THOUGHT IN MY LIFE THAT THERE COULD BE LIKE A WEEKEND WHERE'S THERE'S TOO MUCH SHIT GOING ON. AND EVERYTHING START @ 100$ AND UP......AND THE BITCHES....THE BITCHES.....THE BITCHES!!! MAN ITS A HOASIS EVERYWHERE. EVEN THE UGLY ONES DON'T LOOK THAT BAD THIS WEEK. ITS GONNA BE HELLA BABY MAKING THIS WEEKEND.

  • February 15, 2007 7:26 PM
  • dANIELLE says...
  • yALL ARE FUNNY....AND ARE ACTUALLY TELING THE TRUTH! I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENED. UNFORTUNATELY I MISSED OUT THIS YEAR! LOL!

  • February 15, 2007 8:39 PM
  • JML5150 says...
  • I flew in yesterday, Mccaarrin looked like Morehouse. White folks were scared and nervous. The parties opps are ignorant, if you can afford it. I wanted to go to the Tracy McGrady/Shaq party, we would have got in for free and Diddy's performing (probably one song but still), but the homey had to work (thanks alot OlO, you can go to Amsterdam but cant come here, I'm hurt).The $100-200 fees are general admission only. Which means no seats, no real drinks (all the premium liquor goes to the ballas who bought tables and the VIP). But that is how it is going to work at all the parites Magic's,SosoDerrty, etc. I've been to the Icehouse before.... My living room is bigger than the dance floor and the parking lot is about the double the size of my backyard and probably be valet only. Get ready for a hike in a shitty neighborhood. I advise anyone (golddiggers/aspiring baby mommas) out here hit the Palms if you really want to see players. The Maloofs (Utah Jazz owners) own it so all the players probably stay free.To all my regular dudes bring your A game and plenty of money. It seems like everything tripled, its like a fight weekend to the 10th power. I do have to agree about the jewels, I saw alot of people shinin at the baggage claim. The white boy with that iced Jesus piece and Bretling probably wont make it home with that. Think hard before you pick a party cause all these celebs probably be in the VIP only if they show up at all. I want to go the the TI/Jeezy joint but if I gotta pay all that money I want a performance, like Sosoderrty (but all the artists suck except Lil Wayne). Katt Williams is doing Pimp Chronicles 2 at the Hard Rock Casino, but tickets are now down to standing/obstructed view, fuck dat, I did standing room only for Jay Z once, never again! I got harassed by ROC groupies. Be careful cause the Ho's are out, literely. You dont even have to go past the Stratsphere anymore. If you like to buy pussy it's better that a fight weekend. My homegirl works at Paris and told me she saw not ho's but WHORES (crack smokin hoodrats) at 11:30a.m. working, Hunts Point type shit. But do remember police presense will be heavy especially since its a big event and hip hop (black oriented) events. So everyone be safe (condoms). Ladies if a dude buys you a drink watch for the okey doke (ruffies) Guys if you ballin make sure that oh so willing local chick aint setting you up to get robbed, cause it can and will happen. Lets keep the violence to a minimum so Vegas can host this shit again.

  • February 16, 2007 3:25 AM
  • jml5150 says...
  • I predict countless bills will go unpaid next month behind this weekend.. Ball till you fall niggas, or they repo the whip!

  • February 16, 2007 3:29 AM
  • Matt Herbz says...
  • Yo, to all my white niggaz:

    You'll need to get your special edition white nigga t-shirt and wrist band to get into the party.

    The T-shirt will read the following:

    Front: "White man can't jump"
    Back: "But White niggaz will 360 on ya and put their nutz on your chin!"

    White Nigga Movement 2007 continues!!

    White Nigga

    White Nigga.

  • February 16, 2007 8:03 AM
  • Matt Herbz says...
  • I forgot to mention...I have my ass ready for any White Nigga that wants to go in it. Im begging for big cock up my ass tonight. :P P.S. Il give you a free T-Shirt.

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