Arizona has always been considered a Southwestern state, but we donâ€™t have that shit in hip hop. When drawing the lines, we have the West, Midwest (which basically consists of, uh... Chicago), East and South. But no more riding the fences. We gotta get this figured out and decide whether Arizona is going to be considered a Western or Southern state. Actually, fuck that; Iâ€™m gonna settle it now... The South can have Arizona, â€˜cause if this Hot Rod clown is what AZ has to offer, we donâ€™t want it.
G-Unit needs to hire a new A&R guy or some shit, â€˜cause this dude couldn't rap his way out of an open door. Seriously, one Ma$e wasnâ€™t enough? You gotta recruit another mentally challenged rapper? Is G-Unit doing some Make-A-Wish foundation shit that we donâ€™t know about? On second thought, I take that back -- Hot Rod makes that one rapper from The Kids Of Whidney High look like Rakim.
This guy's raps have about as much substance as rice cakes, and the video for "Be Easy" is almost as horrible as the song. Itâ€™s bad enough that I have to hear this cornball rapping like heâ€™s in dire need of a metronome, but now I gotta watch him bounce around off-beat while heâ€™s dressed up like a 7-year-old r&b singer on Star Search? And Mary J., WHY did you let yourself get talked into taking part in this?
Game defects from G-Unit, 50 recruits a Crip (Spider Loc). And now, as expected, in the never-ending back and forth between Black Wall Street and G-Unit, The Game has also, amazingly enough, signed... an emcee from Arizona! And he doesnâ€™t like Hot Rod! Who wouldâ€™ve ever guessed???
For what itâ€™s worth though, Juice (someone really needs to help these Arizona kids out when it comes to picking their names), who Game recruited for BWS, actually has a flow and a little bit of talent. But in his feature in the last XXL, dudeâ€™s already talking about going after Hot Rod if he has to. Jesus, these fools are like wound up chihuahuas... Is there some instant rap crew beef clause in their contracts?
Alright Fifty, weâ€™ve put up with Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banksâ€™ sophomore jinx, and now this fucking joker... JUST PUT OUT THE GODDAMN M.O.P. ALBUM ALREADY!