Lil' Wayne & T-Pain
September 9, 2008 12:00 AM
Written By Archie Fucque
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SOHH, the 2008 VMAs went down without any major glitches. Kanye West didn't have a meltdown, Britney Spears wore clothes and Kid Rock kicked ass on stage. One of the most memorable moments of the night was definitely Lil' Wayne and T-Pain performing together. Not sure Weezy wanted to end the night on his knees, but I guess when these two get together you can expect some pleasure and pain.
Props to the last week's winner SDSCAN314.
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I said he's so sweet make me wanna lick the rapper-turnt-sangerrrrr...
lil wayne says "i already kissed a dude might as well lick the lollipop"
Tpain says: shut up bitch swallow
tpain says: shut up bitch swallow
"Stop moping, I said you can AFTER the show"
"Bitch get up, I want some of that ass now!!"
" which way? uh huh this way"
T-Pain: Nice performance, it'll undoubtedly help build buzz for my upcoming album...which will make me lots of money so I can provide for my wife and children.
Wayne: I concur, this performance along with my performance on the SNL season premeir will help be continue to sell 50K units a week months after my album was released. I might be able to reach 3million which is unheard of now a days. Sure feels good to be successful.
T-Pain: "He sucks..."
Lil' wayne: "He Blows..."
Lil Wayne: I need a winn dixie grocery bag full of d*cks right now!!!!!!!
T-Pain: Don't look at me look at mini-me!
T-Pain- Damn Ciara got a lil booty.
Lil Wayne- HA!
T-Pain: "You want me to strip??"
Wayne: "Where Am I?"
My zipper is stuck just sit there and wait!
i got sumt for u wayne
Look how gay yall n*ggas sound..4rill
BUST. IT. BAY-BAAAAAY!!!
Wayne: "I thought Uncle Tom said shuckin' and jivin' was dead?"
T-Pain: "Wayne! Look at all these white girls!"
Why are all you people above me embarrasing yourselves like this??
Wayne: "I kissed a guy and I liked it"
Pain: "Damn you look like a fly mamacita...FUEGO!"
Both: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"
Wayne: "I kissed a guy and I liked it"
Pain: "Damn you look like a fly mamacita...FUEGO!"
Both: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"
I can't believe I sold a million... Get yo woolgatherin ass up! I jus seen 40 Glocc rigggght overrrr theeeere...
40 Glocc is here!? Yea n*gga...3 oclock.
So this is what it feels like to be a Groupie!!!
Pain- "get off ur nees wayne not quite yet" Wayne- "but they are loving it they even like my new piercing"
Wayne "Stuntin like my NEW daddy"
I kissed t-pain and I liked it...
I kissed t-pain and I liked it...
you understand ,he make my d*ck say yaaaaaaaaaaa
T-Pain: "You right, Wayne! You do look like Midget Mac!"
"You right, Weezy! You do look like Midget Mac!"
pain's so nice make me wanna lic lic lic his lollipop.. lmao
ah kiss ma daddy den blow ma homie...
T-pain: Shoot wayne....thats 40 glocc!
Lil wayne: Damn.....he keep following me!
T-pain: Shoot wayne....thats 40 glocc!
Lil wayne: Damn.....he keep following me!
T-pain: Shoot wayne....thats 40 glocc!
Lil wayne: Damn.....he keep following me!
t-pain: i'm your daddy now so baby fall back
T-Pain in Vocoder voice: What you mean i gotta start using soap???
Lil Wayne: huh? where am i? wtf is going on? uh...whats my name again?