Yung Berg
August 26, 2008 12:00 AM
Written By Archie Fucque
As the old saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. For Caption Diss, SOHH is asking you, the reader, to tell us what those words are...just keep it short. The person who coins the wittiest caption wins.
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Yung Berg was on the wrong end of the business this weekend in Detroit. The pint size MC had an altercation at a club in the Motor City that resulted in him losing his illustrious Transformer chain. And from the looks of it the chain snatchers got everything except the family jewelz. Man, it's cold out there in the D.
Props to the last week's winner Oallen.
Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, September 1, 2008.
Just making sure they still there
This is where I keep my Transformer piece now.
You guys can come out now, Amare is gone.
Detroit give's me da Bizzzness!!!
Is that a Dark Nut!?
let me see them snatch this chain
Crap! those outbreaks are starting again!
yo bow wow, you up next
for just 70ยข a day not only can u feed this starving artist but u can also help his album sales
somebody said detroit cause i just pissed on myself again
Damn! Bow Wow gave me 2 much business
Well, At least I still have my Minicon...
Man,I can't wait till i grow me a pair!
They can have the chain, least I got my friends! wassup down there
Damn, they still havent dropped yet!
Now that my chain got snatched, I definately won't get any ass with this small ass dick!
Well look at that. Its so coooold in the D...
Sh*t! They snatched that too!?! Call the Cops! The D. stole my D!!!
"Guess thats what I get for talkin shit bout Flo-Ridas hair line!"
This has got to be the funniest caption diss i have seen in a long time! Everyone's comments are on point!
In motown they gave me Da bizness
In motown They me the Da bizness
who the fuck is this kid and why does he matter so much that he's always getting press??
Damn.....how you do that there?!
I be like....how you do it how you do that there
I be like....how you do it how you do that there
When I get home Ima give the bizness to you.
When i get home Ima give the bizness to you.
"Maybe my chain fell in here....."
Sh*T Crabs!!! Dat Stripper in D gave me da biznesss Im talking to u,u,u,u.
i'm just gonna give my pussy a quick wipe...
Shorty, I said give me the business, NOT a disease bitch.
like red said on friday imma just tuck mine in
Where is my chest at?
Yup, few more days on the ointment, and that'll clear up reaaaaal nice!
Let me give u tha buisness, shawty!
please stop hiding your scaring me!!
"I will call him... 'Mini-Me'."
I cant belive I kept this Mic in here the whole SHOW!
Oh my god! Im not gonna look but them niggas are right there! And the tag is still on these draws! Damn!
No I don't see my chain. I officially looked everywhere.
" YEEAAH....Yung Burd chest, checkin on da burd nest...."
(in vocoder voice) I know its cold in the D, but you aint gotta hide from me
You already got the chain! You want the jewels too?!
come on big burg the chicken heads are flying the coupe
WELL OH DAM - I ACTUALLY PEE'D ON MY NUTS!
Ay YO, look i finally got a pubic hair, now that the BUSINESS!!!!
DAMN, forgot to take my VALTREX!!!
Look at all these damn skid marks, Bow Wow must clean his ass next time i give him the business
Dam they took that too?At least I still got my record label
now that one was funny lmao
oops, i came, I saw and I wiped.
Sexy can't I
(Talkin 2 his nuts) Optimus Prime, don't worry, they snatch the DECEPTICON Chain.
Oh look!, Its my medicaid card along with my pride, definitely gonna need these in detroit!
dis towel down my trunks will make me more intimidating to the fellas
Thank God them nukkas aint find out where i really stash the chains
my chain wasn't the only thing that was a transformer
''Look At What You Made Me''
Hey!!! Shaving your DOES make your johnson look way huge!!!!!!
Autobots, ROLL OUT!
hey berg, come to kali and get jumped in a gang nucca
hey berg, come to kali and get jumped in a gang nucca
DETRIOIT!!!! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!
Babynuts,transform & roll out!