Kanye West
August 19, 2008 12:00 AM
Written By Archie Fucque
As the old saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. For Caption Diss, SOHH is asking you, the reader, to tell us what those words are...just keep it short. The person who coins the wittiest caption wins.
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SOHH, Kanye West made a cameo on the courts to hoop it up with his crew. Though the multi-talented rapper/producer reps the Chi, no one's going to be comparing him to Michael Jordan. (Sorry little brother that title is already taken) Actually, it's looking like Yeezy might want to get a new workout plan. The extra flab is not a G.O.O.D look.
Props to last week's winner Stakkzamillion.
Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, August 25, 2008.
Kanye throws another fit- this time after being passed up for the Mr. Olympia crown
"I'm rich biatch...." (from Chappelle Show)
what don't make me stronger make me flabier
Kanye: "Damn! I got Weezy skeet on my shirt again!"
i feel like its still trainers that owe me pecs
Fuck a comment, I can't think of a good one.
But I can say that dude looks like he's about 53 years old from the neck down, shit.
Obama has a healthier frame than Kanye....damn.
"Damn baby you heard me wrong, I said it's a thousand me's and only one of you!"
With My "EGO" I could stand There in a Speedo & Be looked at like a FUCKIN HERO...
The Glory..
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and....
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and....
damn, is that lipstick on my shirt again...
ay Jay!! quit playin' man, this is Beyonce's!!!
La La La La.. wait til i get my muscles riiiiiight!!!
Aiyo, someone just asked if i was Steve Harvey.
Damn it, can't be 50 at everything.
Kanye Looking like Larry Holmes, Flabby and Sick !!!
Maybe it's his turn to try some plastic surgery.
OMG!! its Black Santa!!!
I put on for my titties, I put on for my, I put on for my titties, I put on for my titties, I look so wrooong oooh oh so wrooong. " I know girls thats trippin cus they know he weigh moe, they say, dang Yeezy Yeezy you dont work out no moe!!"
I wonder if Dr. Jan still has those ab implants? I love you Momma!
KANYE-"hey who designed this tee? " wait it aint louis voution ?!!- what the hell is spalding??
Jesus Walks, but I need to do some runnin.
Jesus Walks, but I need to do some runnin.
Goldigger hook:
Now I Aint Saying I Got A Skinny Figure....
OR
Ima Touch The Sky....With Some Jumping Jacks
OR
Is That A Jenny Craig Card???
OR
I Can't See My Feet...
ah, theres my bengay, i was lookin all ova for that.
calm down yeezy russel"s niece makes sneakers not cakes...
Calm down yeezy Russels nicec make sneakers not snickers
damn my shit itching...
damn my shit itching
Told yall B*itches i was sexier than Obama.
wow if you cut kanyes head off he has the body of an 80 yr old man. man boobs lol....
I need to "PUT ON" a shirt.... PUT ON a shirt..... OOOOOOOOOOOOON!
I Know, I know, I look better in real Life!
I know, I know I look better in real life!
That's right puttin in work. Eat your salad no dessert!
Or: Is this the result of Kanye's Workout Plan? I sure hope not.
Or: Where's Richard Simmons when you need him?
I actually think Kanye looks very good with a little more weight on him. You go baby!!!
No Fatburgers for me!
Kanye drives fast through the streets of Chicago. I had to get out of his way 2 weeks ago, as he speeded South, probably to get food!
Oh well, can't beat Fifty at everything.