Rick Ross
July 22, 2008 12:00 AM
Written By Archie Fucque
As the old saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. For Caption Diss, SOHH is asking you, the reader, to tell us what those words are...just keep it short. The person who coins the wittiest caption wins.
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Rick Ross is SOHH busted! For weeks the rotund rapper has been denying rumors that he was once on the right side of the law. Yesterday, TheSmokingGun.com exposed the truth on Ross as they revealed pay stubs from Ross' old job as a Florida State correction officer. That's right Tricky Ricky used to be the fuzz! Somebody has some explaining to do. Ross is going to have to tell his side of the story to anyone who will listen—starting with Freeway.
Props to last week's winner Coop1974a.
Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, July 28, 2008.
I like pie!
I'm the biggest cop that u seen thus far!!
Yo, Free...you said this beard would keep my fake face concealed, wtf?
Yo, Free...you said this beard would keep my fake face concealed, wtf?
This it....this what it's all about....(-Tony Montana)
I know I'm a cop but don't tell nobody!!!
I was the police cuz I like donuts
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.
I know the Noriega! The real Noriega! I used to let him get extra milks at lunch. He owe me like a hundred favors!
I know your disappointed, but do i have to cut the beard?
I hope my past relationships won't affect what we have - 'cause what we got is special
Dem beards don´t cover up shit, dawg!
Shhhhh, I'm the Hip-Hop Police!!!
Everyday I´m bustin em...
My rap career is done, so I got this facial hair landscaping business. You in??
You saw American Gangster on Bet? I'll Be Rick Ross you be Freeway! Yeah that'll work we'll sell millions!
Can I borrow your hat so them cameras dont see the fat roll on the back of my head?
I'm the CO imean C"E"O of Maybach Music!
im wrong! i was a lil confused
u know how much pussy I had to eat to grow this beard?
i'm not a key runner. I'm really a key turner.
u know how much pussy I had to eat to grow this beard?
step up your game last weeks was gimmie some sugar i seen like 50 ones that was better than that. so come on now.
Are you my security guard?
Hey, Tell Mr. Segal that he'll be OK. I have a lot of CORRECTIONS, I mean CONNECTIONS in the system
Free....Say that was YOU in those Pictures!!!
I'm your bigggest fan...I grew my beard because of you!!!
yo break me off sum'a that beard, homie!
yo i thot id come up wit the funniest caption, but on the real that "im the biggest cop that u seen thus far" ish got me cracking up!!!lol
See...what happened was this guy was in there talking about everyday I'm hustlin...I kept repeating that and now I took his story and made it ALL mine
ayoo freeway act correct tonight or ima arrest you got that!!!
ayo freeway act correct tonight or ima arrest you got that!!!
There's a plane waiting to take us to Miami in an hour. Don't make a big thing about it. I know it was you, Freeway. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
Everything was all good just a week ago...
You be Starsky, I'll be Hutch.
Man you know they photoshopped my face my social security and my credit history too. watch ya self. you think foxxy heard yet.
I was the bouse of the big house.
"See what had happened was..."
Rec time is over Leslie, back to your hut.
YO MR.T AINT GOT SHIT ON ME...ILL TELL MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WAS HIM ON THE PHOTO...
im craving some curry goat now...goat looking ass nig6a
Shhhh...I use to be a correctional officer before I starting rapping...but don't say anything, keep it trill.
Shhhh...I use to be a correctional officer before I started rapping...but don't say anything, keep it trill with me.
Were you ever arrested in Miami? I think I met you in '95.
What's up OG....Triple OG?
tell the truth you know i looked like Biggie in that C.O. picture
hey that last week one with terrence and rocsi was supposed to be mine, READ your comments and take notice how comments go ABOVE the persons name who posted it
posted by knucklehead602:
Rick Ross: R.I.P. My Career
heard about "when you hear that part 2" in progress.. u cant leave me out on that..
"IMMA KILL THAT NANN NIGGA"
SINCE TRICK DADDY (GURL YOUR NO NANNNNN!) WAS THE ONE TO SNITCH ON ROSS ABOUT BEING A CORRECTIONS OFFICER ILL SAY
"IMMA KILL THAT NANN NIGGA"
THE ENDING of ROSS
Ross: Dam dogg! I didn't see this coming.
His boy(personal thoughts): I told ur dum ass.
What should i do dog?
From now on da beard is my thing...BOSS!!!
" know the Noriega! The real Noriega! I used to let him get extra milks at lunch. He owe me like a hundred favors!"
"Everyday I´m bustin em..."
"Free....Say that was YOU in those Pictures!!!"
HILARIOUS...
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MINE - In ROSS voice:
"Not that close dawg! Any closer an we start a fire!"
Jail is like a 9-5
"yo OCK this beard sh*t aint workin we're the rest of the pics at i thought u destroyed them all"
Man..I gave those photos to fity,I ain't think he was gon release them to the public like that
Or
Aye homie you get rug burns on ya chin too?
I heard jay got a security guard opening, I got police experience.....hook me up!
Ima snitch on you right now...TRILLA!!!
Yo, we bout to start filming 21 Jump Street this Fall and I need for you to play my stunt double!
At least I aint lie about knowing Noriega.
Mine looks better
when I said still flipin' them cheeekins, I was talkin' bout drumsticks and wings...bawse!
you know that ain't me, right?
Lights out ladies
What the FUCK are we gonna do when the real "Freeway" Ricky Ross gets out?!
Nah free...Ok, you saw that Donnie Brasco movie right?
Write the check out to the Police Beneveliency association... its for my peoples
"I hope they don't find out that I'm also a Muslim just like you"