Kanye West
July 8, 2008 12:00 AM
Written by Archie Fucque
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Kanye West responded to the recent rumor that he was headed for a stint in anger management, with a scathing blog post shooting down the "crazy" idea. I don't know where anyone would get the notion Ye needed to curb his anger. Could it be this? Or this? Whatever the case, Kanye looks pretty heated about the situation.
Tell 'em why you mad son!
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Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, July 14, 2008
I'm not gay!!!
Call me "Asshole," one more time!
who's the master sho'nuff
WHO THE MASTER LEROY......KON-YA
Lavender IS the new pink, dammit!
Tell me how my ass taste
I dont know whats betta
denture delay or tooth decay
I just know when Im gettin gum
my breathe is getting away.
Yes Big Brother Does Beat Me Up!!!
Ayo, Amy! Lemme hold down that grammy right quick!
Britney you're not gonna perform this year, even if it kills me!
Britney you're not gonna perform this year, even if it kills me!
Nigga, do you know WHO THE FUCK I AM?!?
"George Bush Doesn't care about Black People"
fUGG yOU i aM gOd!!!
KISS MY CONVERSE BRUCE LEE-ROY!!!
Ayo Jigga, get off my d*** Nigga!!!
WHAT.... I dont't need no Anger Management!!!!!!!!
I know he think he could, but... but...I don't think he should.
I know I'm Gay stop telling me that I'M Straight!
These are my tight jeans...get your own!!!!!
Bobby Brown got the "Most Jacked Up Lips Award"? Are you kidding me?
i told you i don't do interviews i blog.
The NEXT one of you BLOGGERS who hates on me... I'm gonna jam that keyboard up your ass with this finger RIGHT HERE!!!!
I dont need anger management!!! You just mad that you aint got that GLOW!!!!
OOOOHHH!!!! You so lucky that I glow in the dark!!! Or else I would come to your crib while you sleep and brush my teeth with your tooth brush!!!!
Bush Still doesn't care bout black people and i wish a mutha*ker would disagree
thanks J. Big Brother.Sir now i got yeast infection, cant tell me nothin now NETWORKS
I aint mad,i said. im sad i'm close to angry but i damn well aint say i aint outragouus, mad? ohhh! yall so sensitive
Fuck that crackhead Amy Winehouse!
N*gga do i look like i need anger management!
Leave Brittany Alone!
Hey Jay, You better give me my shades back right now!!!
PLIES!!! NOW IM HOTTER THAN YOU!!!