Diddy & Nelly
July 29, 2008 12:00 AM
Written By Archie Fucque
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Diddy & Nelly are good friends, but they just took their relationship to a weird place. Nelly's going to be wearing Diddy's underwear. Ugh! Not like that, but the St. Louis rapper has agreed to become a model for Diddy's Sean John underwear line. No word on how the negotiations for the deal went down, but both parties look pleased. Diddy's probably going to love seeing Nelly shake his tailfeather in Sean John briefs—or boxers.
Props to the last week's winner HussleSimmons.
Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, August 4, 2008.
wayne's our hero
wayne's our hero
I choke it, you choke on it.
Forget the Criss, I got some Pimp Juice for you. E.I.!!!!
TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT! BAD BOY!
Whoa, Nelly!!!
I can't thank you enuff for the Sean Jean draws deal Puff!
This has to be the gayest pic i have ever seen. lol...
Background Music: Neyo's 'Closer'
Nelly: Take dat, Take dat
Diddy: Hold me...Closer.
Take dat, Take dat, Take dat......It's Bad Boy Baby!
First my lip, later the pillow
Puffy How you Doin
Damn Diddy Ya booty soft like Charmin
Damn I can't wait to see dat ass in them Sean John draws. I gots a special pair for you boo!
"I love you, dawg!"
Diddy: You still my bitch!?
Nelly: Yeah, Im ya bitch!
Diddy: You gone wear my new Diddy draws
Nelly: (Starts embrasing)I got em on now!
Diddy: My mans!
come on Diddy, you gotta slam yo ass into my dick a lil harder than that. lol
That feeling poke you in the back is exactly why u picked me to be in yo under wear
Man yall are gay for real. I picked 3 that were way funnier than that alone. And thats not including mine... "Not too close dawg, you might start a fire!" This shit is a ripoff... who ever actually win?
"Well this is it. The day we finally come out the closet! It feels so much better now, don't you think, Diddy?"
"am i stepping on your J?"
Damn you smell good
...Hold me like you'll never see me again...
Nelly: Lost My Draws, Can I Wear Yours?
posted by knucklehead602
I hope you ready for my Pimp juice Diddy
bit ya lip a lil harder show them how Unforgivable the holes in our boxers really are
Their song just came on...
"Now.. that ..we ..found ..love..what.. are ..we.. gonna do...?
I like to "Take that, Take that".....right there!
I drink Kriss...you drink piss
I drink Kriss...You drink Piss!
i wanna work for diddy...
Thanks so much for letting me wear your underwear
When your close enough to wear anther mans drawers??