I've been running into Gorilla Zoe quite a bit lately. And I must say,
he's getting funnier by the red carpet.

Jackpot and Gorilla Zoe on the VMA red carpet
Last time we caught up, I saw him talking to a few legally dumb blonde chicks on the VMA red carpet. It turns out the girls were pageant winners soon to star on Pageant Place, one of MTV's newest reality shows. I think it was Tara Connor, the drunk chick who almost got her crown taken, Miss Teen USA, and I think the last girl was the bird brain who kept getting America and Africa mixed up on the map. I could be wrong.
Anyway, according to Zoe, they need some thug lovin'. They allegedly kept looking at him on the carpet. Watch Zoe give us the play by play of his Ms. America encounter.

Gorilla Zoe
Comments (16)
MAN HOW AND THE HELL CAN YOUR CD SUCK SO MAJOR THAT SOULJA BOY ALMOST SELLS DOUBLE OF WHAT YOU CALL CD. MAKE A GREAT TRAY TO ROLL UP A FATTY.
Posted by victory park | October 11, 2007 11:15 AM
Posted on October 11, 2007 11:15
http://lads.myspace.com/music/musicplayer.swf?n=aHR0cDovL211c2ljLm15c3BhY2UuY29t&t=byvrA6IAespfbMuisA/7uEqIdYP7D7aPslhNRhr7aK/wrt+E8GaTMO719ZjeWdbNhHa+4o+YLn4Gzj96313pLQ==&u=LTE=&a=0&d=OTgwNTI5NjleMTE5MTMwNzcwOA
Zoe Ft. lil Wayne- Gettin Money
Block is fuckin up N A Major way. Joc aint Sellin, Zoe aint sellin, and Zero promotion 4 Boyz N Da Hood aint Sellin..
Posted by CDV | October 11, 2007 11:22 AM
Posted on October 11, 2007 11:22
Block ent is stupid. Them niggas need to push Jodi Breeze and THATS IT. After Jeezy left, they had NO STREET PRESENCE. Niggas aint fuckin with Boyz in the Woodz like that. Zoe is NOT Jeezy. Joc is NOT Ti.
Posted by for real! | October 11, 2007 11:37 AM
Posted on October 11, 2007 11:37
How me gonna bad Ms. American when he can't even sell 50k after 2 weeks?
Posted by HATE HATE AND MORE HATE | October 11, 2007 12:01 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 12:01
GUESS ZOE WILL BE A HOOD NIGGUH FO LIFE AFTER THIS FLOPPA
Posted by victory park | October 11, 2007 12:22 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 12:22
You dumb fucks, how is ZOE a flop? He was only pushed out, because of his hot single (like albums used to be). You guys are dumb asses, why would I or anybody else other than the label care about sales. You dumb fucks measure how good an album is by sales. Zoe might have the hardest CD this year. Get off the computer and listen to the music before you start rambling, that's bitch shit. And on that note...........kill ya SELF!!!
Posted by Hollywood | October 11, 2007 1:07 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 13:07
I still think this dude sounds too much like Bay Area rapper Ritchie Rich. He even uses Rich's catch phrase "if you scared go to church". The South is starting to bite off of other regions now. I guess nobody wanna hear crunk & snap music(R.I.P.) anymore.
Posted by Tha Truth | October 11, 2007 1:11 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 13:11
Fresh beats + uncensored video of Lil Dap "Steady Frontin" produced by Zoober Slimm
and a special remix of King Kong.
http://www.myspace.com/zooberslimm
Posted by Zoober Slimm | October 11, 2007 1:48 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 13:48
HOMEY I BOUGHT THE CD. IT'S CRAP..I BUY ALL THESE FOLKS CD. IF IT'S CRAP TO ME I WILL REPORT IT AS CRAP.. DID YOU AT LEAST BUY THE MAN CD. IF SO TELL ME WHO IS THE PRODUCER FOR THE TRACK JUICE BOX WITHOUT LOOKING UP. I GOT THE CD IN MY CAR AND IT'S THRASH. I LOVE THE "A". I JUST GOT TO VOICE MY DISSAPOINMENT CUZ I WAS FIENDIN FOR THE CD TO COME OUT AND FOR WHAT. 3 OR 4 GOOD SONGS.
Posted by victory park | October 11, 2007 1:50 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 13:50
Exactly, that's where you lost. Who cares who produced it? That shouldn't matter, my dude. Does that make it suck or not, because of what name is listed as the producer? What does sales mean? The coldest music doesn't sell. Look at I'm Serious. Look at Trap Muzik. Both great. Now take King and that TivsTIP junk, they out sold everything, and they were crapola. You said the man was a flop, he became a commodity and the had to put it out. If they dont sell another copy, they still made money. Everything over 50K is profit in his situation.
Posted by Hollywood | October 11, 2007 3:54 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 15:54
Man that nigga zoe garbage. The hood is all he ever gone know.joc garbage, that nigga tip garbage. Hardest nigga out the A is gucci. Second hardest nigga is jeezy. Rest of the shit yall rappin on wack. Im so tired of this dance shit snap fingers bullshit. Damn what happened to lil john and trillville?
Posted by yung trump | October 11, 2007 5:23 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 17:23
My nigga get off this nigga dick he has no lyrics(and yes ive heard his paper printed sandwhich of an album )his tracks are mediocre and the only song worth hearing is the one on the radio he's a one hit wonder like mims,jibbs,huey,soldia boy,the group he's in w/o jeezy boyz in da hood,matter of fact yall cant use that name no more im revoking it wit my west coast pass bitch lol
Graduation hottest cd of 07 so far and american gangsta classic in the making real music
Posted by COMPTON | October 11, 2007 5:37 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 17:37
HIGH YOU GUYS MY REAL NAME IS MATHEW, AND I APOLOGIZE TO WESTCOAST POST FOR BEING ON YOUR NUTS SO HARD. MY FAVORITE RAPPER IS SOLJIA BOY. HEHEHE YES I'M GAY SO WHAT.
Posted by HATE AND HATE AND MORE HATE | October 11, 2007 5:50 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 17:50
@ compton
Aint that some shit?? How you gonna be from ATL talkin bout yall "The Boyz in The Hood"? More like Boyz in the Woodz. ATL aint got no real ghettos, there's tooo many rich black people, Jermaine Dupri even said it himself. Compare Nickerson or Jordan Downs to Bowen Homes, lol. Gorilla Zoe is just a imitation Jeezy, but wayyy more garbage.
Posted by Fuck Bad Boy | October 11, 2007 6:46 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 18:46
Ya'll crazy .
Gorilla Zoe cd fiya .
Posted by You Dumb Dumbs | October 11, 2007 11:59 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 23:59
wut da fuck is u dumb niggas on???
gorilla zoe album wuz da shit, kanye west & gorilla zoe, had da best albums dis year, soulja boy sold more cuz people like dat dumbass dance shit, but he aint gon be here too long, and 50 cent album was a waste of money. dont even touch dat shit, gorilla zoe album wus da shit. fuck yall mean.
Posted by street123 | October 13, 2007 9:22 AM
Posted on October 13, 2007 09:22