I knew that Jimi Hendrix sh*t was too good to be true. I knew it. Because at the end of the day, Fat Joe always resorts back to square one: the Dirty South.
That rock sample joint had me a little optimistic. I was actually forgetting about the past. But I can't anymore. This dude is so corny, I can't even put it into words. Especially after seeing that bullsh*t video when he was driving around The Bronx as if people who don't like him were actually going to be in the same place as him, at the same time. Seriously. Who knew he was coming? Nobody. Not even "the bloggers," who he said he did the video for. LOL. And I didn't see him going to places where Big Pun's peoples would be. All I saw was him sitting in his old building, his safehaven, where he knew n*ggas wouldn't come running up on him demanding Pun's royalty checks.
Check out this corny ass video. And rocking Yankees fitteds doesn't change anything. In fact, it's just insult to injury.
This song is horrible. Hot garbage. Still trying to appeal to the Southern audience. Still a bandwagon rapper.
DO NOT buy Fat Joe's album. He's a fraud. But then again, taking into consideration his past albums, which all basically flopped, I don't have to tell you not to buy this n*ggas music. Nobody buys the sh*t anyways.
Cam'ron, that "Cookies and Apple Juice" almost had you placed on my sh*t list. But then that "Get it in Ohio" changed my mind.
Cardan, you suck anyhow. But that joint that somehow slithered into my inbox, like a sneaky roach in the dark, compelled me to shut down my Gmail account. Can't think of the name of that song right now. Which is a good thing.
Fabolous, both you -- and Def Jam-- QUICKLY learned a lesson with that horrible "Diamonds on my Damn Neck" or whatever the name of that song is. Bati boy Ne-Yo came to the rescue on that note. Don't let it happen again.
The only difference between these rappers and Fat Joe? ... Fat Joe does it often. Lack of identity at such an old age is bad business. Especially when you're heading toward Benzino status. Throw in the towel already. Please. For our sake.