Or a black Donatella Versace. Up next? Severely bleached skin and tatts on her eyelids that changes colors when she blinks. And a completely missing nose.
But then again, these are things we've heard already. I just get a kick out of repeating them.
One thing that hasn't been said: her nose is caving in. Again. As in, recently. I'm noticing that it's becoming less and less... existing. Soon she'll be taking out pieces of her stuffed cheeks to shove into her nose like Jacko. In case you wonder, this is done to keep it from completely collapsing, or simply snapping off like an icicle.
Ouch. That sounds like it hurts.
I already did a somewhat analytical piece on her many changing faces. And I was right when I said the facial operations would never cease. They haven't. And she will probably never stop as long as her checks continue to come in (some way, some how. How? I don't know.)
So what is Kim doing now? What happened to that "Computer Love" joint? That was November. She skipped any follow-up material and fast forwarded four months to ... "Dancing With the Has Beens Stars."
Be careful Kim, not to nudge your face into your partner's shoulder. Your nose is hanging on to your face for dear life. The last thing it needs is a full-forced elbow shot.
And while you're at it, place a sports brace on those ankles, since you probably got those cosmetically "done" as well.
SOHH Recklesss is a hatin ass bitch. I wonder what YOU look like?
Not for nothing but shorty look like the Joker. Kim used to by sexy before she went Michael Jackson on us and stopped wanting to be herself.
At least he aint lying...But Reckless, you bout an hour late homie..This was already posted on SOHH....
Jomama is exactly right..I used to think Kim was sexy as hell back in the mid-late 90's....
Now she looks like a cross between Michael Jacksong and that mask from the movie "Saw"...
When you accept an offer to be on "Dancing with the Stars". I don't know why they call it "Dancing With the Stars" when it should be called "Dancing with the wash-ups". But I guess it's to make them feel better.