Or a black Donatella Versace. Up next? Severely bleached skin and tatts on her eyelids that changes colors when she blinks. And a completely missing nose.
But then again, these are things we've heard already. I just get a kick out of repeating them.
One thing that hasn't been said: her nose is caving in. Again. As in, recently. I'm noticing that it's becoming less and less... existing. Soon she'll be taking out pieces of her stuffed cheeks to shove into her nose like Jacko. In case you wonder, this is done to keep it from completely collapsing, or simply snapping off like an icicle.
Ouch. That sounds like it hurts.
I already did a somewhat analytical piece on her many changing faces. And I was right when I said the facial operations would never cease. They haven't. And she will probably never stop as long as her checks continue to come in (some way, some how. How? I don't know.)
So what is Kim doing now? What happened to that "Computer Love" joint? That was November. She skipped any follow-up material and fast forwarded four months to ... "Dancing With the
Has Beens Stars."
Be careful Kim, not to nudge your face into your partner's shoulder. Your nose is hanging on to your face for dear life. The last thing it needs is a full-forced elbow shot.
And while you're at it, place a sports brace on those ankles, since you probably got those cosmetically "done" as well.