March 2009 Archives

Damn. It's been five years since the entire New York City underground scene first got put on to the house that Remy built.

So much for that "classic" album Dame Dash repped so hard. So much for Dame Dash and his last dollar spent. Unfortunately, we've come too far in hip-hop's decline for artist development to matter anymore.

It's been a long time coming for this collaboration. And the way Juelz Santana was expressing his frustration with Cam'ron not clearing any of he and Weezer's projects, this better be worth it.

"Yeah, it's f*cking hilarious," Ja Rule recently said of the 50 vs. Rick Ross 'beef.' "I'm sittin' back getting a good laugh and sh*t. But yo, check me on that 'Mafia Music' remix. Holla back. Ross, you know how we do, n*gga."

Dame Dash's former attorney has a really interesting blog. Amongst those entries, there's one that sticks out like a sore thumb: The story of Jay and Dame. And an interesting perspective it is-- coming from an attorney, the quiet key player that most never hear from in most of these rappers' stories. Besides a publicized statement or something of that nature.

"...stop imagining. I'm not doing it."

Jim Jones, so much for your little PR effort.

New video from Maino. Song came out a while ago. Sure is a far cry from "Hi Hater." The only thing I would have to say about this joint is that this nuisance T-Pain strikes once again.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the trailer to this video is "Gimme Some More."

It's been a while since we've heard any nonsense coming from The Game aka Jay-Z Jr.

What in the stick-a-fork-in the-South-Bronx is going on?

Now that these clowns understand what the definition of a "blog" is and that they DON'T HAVE TO SPEND THEIR TIME READING THIS F*CKING COLUMN (for crying out loud) even though they seem to keep reading anyways (smh), let's begin this Monday in HORRIBLE HIP-HOP...

Dear sensitive thugs yall all need hugs readers,

Someone asked if there's a rapper that I actually like.

"Im the MANN right now Dame! N*ggas got #1 singles and they dont sell more than my mixtapes?!"

These sweet ass n*ggas. These rappers are soft. Every last one.

So THAT'S where Jae Millz aka "The Statue" (SMH) ran off to? The arms of Lil Wayne???

... again.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"NEW YORK CITY?????????!"

So the proof is here after all. Even though "50 Cent's" face is blurred out. Hmm.  

Jim Jones was that bully in the 5th grade who picks on people he knows will do nothing back.

Say word? The big dog at Def Jam let Jadakiss do an MTV joint? Wow. I'm impressed. Considering how lackluster Elfie has been with the hip-hop side of things, this causes for a celebration.

Why?

DAMN. Wrote the sh*t down in my planner and STILL forgot.

Shout out to my boy Mikey Fresh for reminding me via his AIM away status. lol.

Did I say a Muppet baby? I take that back.

Note that this pic was taken BEFORE she got yet another nose job.

 Pause.

I should have ended that blog title with a question mark. Not so sure about Staten these days.

Damn. When is this dude gonna stop?

... Nowhere in stores.

"I used to have to imagine. Now I can actually have it."  

Or a black Donatella Versace. Up next? Severely bleached skin and tatts on her eyelids that changes colors when she blinks. And a completely missing nose.

Damn. Dipset has been making it hot in these streets for the past couple of weeks.

Who sat down with Faux News this time? Well, none other than Mr. Simmons.

KRS-ONE has been around for a long time. So long, that the side of a Bronx building on 163 and 3rd Ave that had his name on it has since been knocked down and replaced with windows. It's been over 20 years, and KRS is still around. For many it's hard to believe that he wasn't always by himself. He wasn't.

Both Jim Jones and Cam'ron dropped new videos. Both are dropping albums soon. The bid for the most internet buzz is on!