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Who Gives A F*ck About Smell Rell aka Hell Rell?
Posted on February 4, 2009 2:45 PM
Jimmy Neutron, Smell Rell, Sh*tset, ... every name that Tru Life came up with (all classics, by the way), fit these cornballs to a (tight fitted) tee.
For the record, I swear I didn't insert that text in this pic.
Now. Mr. Hell Rell here is claiming that some writer over at "The Source" tried to sell him a mixtape review for $1,000. Is that right? Not according to the legendary hip-hop publication:
Representatives from The Source spoke with Hell Rell yesterday, and he will be coming up to The Source's office Friday to film a response verifying this fact and recanting his former statement, which will be released this Friday. It turns out he was propositioned by an intern who was selling an ad for the magazine called The Source Independent Hip-Hop Network. In this ad the artist is free to advertise anything he/she chooses to (including albums, mixtapes and t-shirts.) In no way shape or form is it possible to buy a review, editorial piece or any creative content in any section of the magazine or website."
This is what REALLY happened, according to the intern caught in the middle of the fiasco, who spoke to Mikey Fresh-- a former "Source" writer himself:
"Someone from Hell Rell's camp contacted our offices asking if it would be possible to occupy the space available for our ad called 'The Source Independent Hip-Hop Network.' After management politely expressed their disinterest in the artist with whom the camp was trying to negotiate, the artist became offended. That rap act, namely Hell Rell, proceeded to handle the situation in an unprofessional, spiteful, and vindictive manner. He demanded they find out why we said he wasn't suitable for the ad-- even though he would pay-- and word incorrectly got back to him that we said 'nobody would care to buy his mixtapes-- because they never have. So why waste ad space?' This angered him. And he decided that the best way to go was the defamatory route."
Nah. Just kidding. I made that up.
Shout out to Mikey Fresh, by the way.
A lot of you may be wondering who Hell Rell is. But that's just the problem. If you don't know who the n*gga is, describing him wont help. Looking at his pic won't either. Because he's a cornball.
Here's a bit of info: He's this soot-colored, smurf-lookin dude from The Bronx who's been down with the Dips for a long time. And has never expanded his fan base beyond the borders of Uptown-- collectively Harlem/Heights/Dyckman/The Bronx. Every now and then you get your Brooklyn fans. Maybe Queens. Sometimes Staten Island and Jersey. Rarely Tru Life's area: L.E.S. So for the most part, Uptown is all he's ever had. And ever will have. So why waste ad space?
If I were Hell Rell, I would've paid that $1,000. After all, he IS a gangster/hustler right? What's a stack to this dude? He be gettin that guap! But wait. Isn't he supposed to make a trip to Broadway in one of his tinted Navigator trucks, run up in "The Source" offices and spray them n*ggas up? That's what gangstas do right?
SMH.
HELL RELL IS A BUM ASS NIGGA, HE A DIPSET SLAVE... AND HE'S IRRELEVANT, PERIOD...
See.... you need to stop posting them pure hater blogs for times like these - if i didnt know that Hell Rell indeed IS an ultra cornball, i would have thought he was just another rapper you were spewing pointless negativity at... only because i know Hell Rell is trash, can I know that this isnt undirected negativity, but rather accurate portrayal
I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd agree with you Reckless. That's proof that right there that GOD exists.
OUCH !!!! YOU WORDS ARE HARSH BUT I CANT SAY I DISAGREE
tru-life never left LES then according to ur weak ass logic!!
I'm convinced Reckless isn't black and is very envious of black people or he/she wouldn't take such sadistic delight in putting black folks down at every turn. Meanwhile, every latino nobody rapper like Termanology and the other bum from Boston gets praise. The lack of consistency is so apparent. Show your face Reckless. I dare you. You're a coward hiding behind a computer screen talking greasy about black people. I'd bet my life you're not black. Probably a failed rapper or used up groupie suffering from a severe case of rejection. Go get some help damnit.
The most disappointing thing are the blacks on here who readily join this daily cyber lynchmob on SohhNYC. This blog is a hater's paradise and the black participants in this folly should be ashamed of themselves. The owners of this site are black so you'd think the content would get monitored better because we know white owners would never allow this to go on even if that's how they really feel.
A black owned site should be a vehicle for uplifting our people at every turn instead we have this daily hatefest. How is it we are our worst enemies? C'mon now. We can do better. We have to.