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COONIE COOOOOON! Flava Flav is Back to Haunt the Living... Literally.
Posted on January 27, 2009 2:30 PM
"Under One Roof" is (or was) a modern day minstrel show that needs to be snatched off the air (if it hasn't been already), stoned, bounded, hanged, and burned to a crisp. It is full of nasty stereotypes, coonish antics, blatant buffoonery, and is an embarrassment to black Americans from the East Coast to the West. And blacks all over the world.
Let's assume the show has been cancelled, not because I haven't seen any trailers on TV anymore, but because of the new (and embarrassing) circumstances we now face with this clown in the near future: A new show. Unbelievable. How DOES he do it? I know... by the hands of whites who will gladly fund a show for a cooning n*gger who will bend over and let a slave master kick him in the ass in exchange for a nickel.
In reference to "Under One Roof," Flava Flav was either A) just plain oblivious to the black face coon these producers and executives are making out of him. Or B) was a desperate crack head who has too many illegitimate kids and would have done anything to keep his head above a deepening sea of child support documents. Including selling himself out and embarrassing the black race.
Whoever created this show and wrote these horrible episodes will surely burn in hell and be forced to step off a chair with a rope around their neck -- over and over again-- for all of eternity.
The nerve of these critics who dared to compare this crap to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Are you serious. What a slap in the face. That entire cast should sue for defamation.
Now, without further ado, allow me to introduce Coonie Coon Coon and his new show (help us all), which is a spin-off of the BET Halloween show he previously did:
"Nite Tales," described as "30-minute tales of irony and twists," originated with the BET movie that aired on Halloween and is set for DVD release February 3 by BET, Paramount and Deon Taylor Enterprises. (Reuters)
[The new show is described] as "Tales From the Crypt" meets "The Twilight Zone," with Flav playing a role similar to "Crypt's" Cryptkeeper, as he did in the BET movie. The show will have a Web presence, including an online contest Taylor is planning in which fans can name Flav's character. The plan is for "Tales" to premiere this year as a weekly cable series. (MSNBC)
What cable network is going to pick this garbage up? That's the question here.
Thanks, BET, for giving birth to something very terrible. Thanks a lot. No really. Thanks. You continue to do what you've been doing for years now: providing the already ignorant world with more reasons to laugh at blacks.
Why, BET, why is correct. But what more do you expect from BET nowadays. They're all about money.
Reckless...You real late...but peep what I said bout this yesterday when this was first posted...Real Talk, don't disregard my comment. This really needs to be read and heard......Peep what I said.....
I'm sorry but this must be said especially now that we have a BLACK PREZ....To be a highly respected pioneer in Hip-Hop, this nigga is reallyl a disgrace to the black race...First, I can't believe the endurance that he had in taking all of them jokes on the "Roast" session that they had last year...Some was funny, but some were so foul and and stereotypical that a nigga like me would of whupped some asses up in their...This nigga went from "Fight The Power" & "911 is a joke" to being a fucking buffoon of a coon on "Flavor of Love" living up to every black stero-type which made me sick...Not to mention that this dude has like 8 baby mommas and bout 8-10 kids...UGGGGHHH!!! You really make us look pitiful Flav...Now, you gonna play something similar to the Crypt Keeper, only cause you look like one....Come on dawg!!! How many more times must you degrade yourself for a fucking check???? Is the all mighty dollar really worth it????? As, not only a huge Hip-Hop fan, but just a man of great morals and values, this dude really makes me sick and needs to be called out....Hip-Hop pioneer or not, I just can't stand for this...IT'S A NEW FUCKING DAY!!!
Co-Sign with baby...Soon as Bob Johnson sold BET...BET sold out.... I am so glad that Percy Miller, aka.."Master P" is bringing his own network called "BBT" to T.V... We will finally have a black network who is truly geniune towards the black race, with a real dude from the projects who is now a multi millionaire on his way to billionaire status running the mu'fucka. And finally will give BET some fucking competiton, being that they really didn't have any...MTV was no comp at all.