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12 Reasons Why Remy Won't Get Out of Prison
Posted on November 24, 2008 2:04 AM
A lot of the time, when someone is jailed, they get out a little sooner than their scheduled release date. But Remy--who I thought had come out of her denial and accepted her sentencing due to her being relatively M.I.A.-- isn't settling for "a little sooner." In fact, she's aiming for a maximum served time of just 9 months... out of 8 years. The wish she sent to Santa: Let me come just in time for Christmas.
This is New York City. There's no arguing a gun possession charge. You get a mandatory three years for that alone. You see what happened to Prodigy's bitch-made ass. This lil' n*gga was crying and complaining about being "framed" and thrown in the can for 3 years-- after rapping in every other song about all those bodies he caught. But that's another blog. Secondly, Remy was not only charged with gun possession, but actually SHOT someone and nearly killed them, accident or not. That's a double negative. Also, she's not up for parole until 2014. Taking all of this into consideration:
She's slicing her 8-year prison sentence by a whopping 7 years.
12 words. 12 reasons. Not happening.
So that's not really 12 reasons. But here are 12 things Remy can put on her Santa's list:
1) $2,000. Why? You decide.
2) Her Shesus Khryst mixtape. Just a little reminder of what borderline (if not utter) blasphemy can do to you. Prodigy knows. After he spit that stupid line THAT I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE FORGET, he ended up singing "Locked Up" alongside Styles P and Akon, replacing the hook with the words "50 Cent saaaaved meeee, not Jesus Christ."
3) A poster of the Geico lizard. Papoose never made it big enough to get more than his picture on the internet, and a mixtape picture might be too small. I figured the Geico lizard, which is very popular and probably got the "A-Alike" column alongside Papoose in XXL Mag, might be a nice replacement.
4) The (9/17/2004) NY Post article: "Rapper Aide in '94-slay Bust." In it, they exposed Fat Joe aka Joey Crack Rat as "cooperating with police" for a murder that took place back in 1994. The archive is deleted, but the path is still there. So if she could get a clipping of that article, she might feel a little better about being surrounded by rats-- rodent or human.
5) A royalty check from Lil' Kim's publicity camp. We remember their little "beef." Well, Lil Kim owes Remy a check or two for helping to give Lil Kim's Miss G.O.A.T mixtape some shine. But then again, no one bought the stupid mixtape. So scratch "royalty check," Rem, and replace it with "commissary."
6) A burned CD of "Ante Up (Remix)" playing over and over again. This is probably the song that was playing in the car during the altercation that led Remy to pull the gat on her thieving friend, and was probably on repeat when Remy drove up the block and crashed into another car.
7) A picture of the Castle Hill Projects lobby, elevator, and hallway. Smelling the pissy toilet? Feel at home.
You know what, it's madd late. F*ck that. Remy can finish the list by herself. After all, with 5-6 more years to serve, she's got plenty of time on her hands to perfect this list.
Early.
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first off SOHH, your site aint all that hot. and it wouldn't be wise to keep disrespecting Prodigy. yaw'll a bunch of internet rap groupies who wouldn't last a day in the world or real cats.
Man a blog who's only purpose is to hate!
Your a loser man, what exactly was the purpose of this blog? To present facts or just hate?
Stay out of opinion making son, it ain't your forte.
You got Remy the queen of NY and Pap the king of NY.
Give respect where it's due!
The author of this ranting is clearly obsessed with Prodigy. I guess he got mad when P dissed him on ballerstatus...when will the hating cyber geek come out from behind his computer and stop hiding who he really is.... lol
lol@the 3 remy ma/prodigy ass kissing faggots above me...prodigy ruined his legendary status when he got with g-unit and remy ma aint never getting an early release just accept it assholes! lol
# 5 is FALSE AND BACKWARDS.... KIM MS. GOAT MIXTAPE SOLD ALOT AND REMY SHOULD OWE KIM'S CAMP A CHECK BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST PUBLICITY REMY EVER HAD..
SHE KNOW COMPARISON TO THE QUEEN BEE. PERIOD!
HOODBITCH... your reaching.