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Funkmaster Flex Publicly Pisses all Over R. Kelly
Posted on September 19, 2008 10:23 AM
"Your manager, your own brother, and all your other family members and everybody else said what you do. You were on tape fam, and you can say that's not you on that tape but it is. And cause you got away with it is why you're talking so reckless."
I remember when I saw that R. Kelly tape, back in '02 I believe. And everyone was crowded around the TV watching it. And everyone saw that it was him. Oh yes. That was him. There were a total of four girls on that tape, including the little girl. He changed the position on the camera several times which gave us an unmistakable face view (several, actually), shouted to someone in the next room "I got it!" when the phone would ring, and so on and so forth... yeah. That was Kells. And like Funk Flex and everyone else who saw that tape, I don't know how Kelly got away with that sh*t either. Well, on second thought, it's not hard to figure out if you think about how much money he has.
But the point of this is not how R. Kelly got away with urinating on a child, but the fact that Funk Flex actually isn't d*ckriding! If anyone listens to his show on Hot 97, he usually sucks the balls off of every artist that comes through, almost sounding like a groupie at times. Flex has been around for so long, it's probable that he maintains personal friendships with many of these artists, but seriously. Sometimes he overdoes it: "Look at your watch, son! That sh*t is blinging! You almost blinded me with that!" and "What do you do to keep the females going insane? Can you pass some of that my way?!" ... you know. Things like that.
But this time... wow. I'm impressed. I almost thought he was acting.
This video is in response to R. Kelly's interview he did with BET [VIDEO], where he maintained his innocence. I mean, to each his own. But karma is a bitch. If you get away with something in the court of law, there's still that unavoidable pay back that you can never hide from. It might get you today, and it might get you tomorrow. Or next year, or years down the line. But it's coming. Especially for all those lies he told and how much money he put up to get people to lie. If he did nothing wrong, he wouldn't have gone to great lengths to keep that sh*t quiet.
But yeah. Kudos to Flex. This is almost unreal, which makes it kind of funny to watch.
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