Don’t I always find something to hate on? Why wouldn’t I? Everything these rap n*ggas say belong in XXL’s “Negro Please.â€
So Fat Joe told Billboard that his upcoming album Elephant in the Room is “a gangster rap albumâ€â€"and the writer of the story goes on to talk about Joe rapping about bodies washing up in the Bronx River, and quotes Joe saying “I am a professional/ I will cut your testicles†in his song “300 Brolic.â€
A) It’s been years since Joe’s even seen the Bronx Riverâ€"let alone The Bronx. B) Will he cut your testicles before or after he willingly cooperates with police?
I know all of these rappers fabricate. But at least most rappers who give the police info are careful to not be documented.

That’s what I find so funny about this clip. The art is photoshopped, obviously. But I remember reading this story.
Of course I'm not knocking Joe for keeping himself out of jail. But still, this is not gangster, Mr. Cartagena. Not gangster at all.
You know, I find it funny that a lot of people really believe that 50 Cent is a real “gangster.†But I suppose if I was born and raised in the suburbs with a lot of white kids who love calling him “Fitty,†I’d probably think he was a real gangster, too.
Another “gangster†I find amusing is J-Hood. He’s been e-thugging on his Myspace page for the past two months with lines like “F*ck D-Flop,†but when his stepfather had been molesting putting hands on him, Sheek was the first one he ran to for help.
SMH.
And by the way, Joe's "ganster rap album" drops March 11th. Not that it matters, because even if Joe doesn't do numbers, he'll put a gun to the head of the president of Nielsen's Soundscan to boost the week-in total. That's the way gangsters do it.

all rap music is fake. accept it, i have.
Wow Joe snitched. The art work is crazy though. I was never a Fat Joe fan. Never bought his cd's or listened to any of them. If Big Pun was still around he would be what Bleek is now to Jay-z (his shadow). Every hit that Joe has made had a good hook, but the lyrics were either trash or luke warm. As Nas said, "put a famous b**ch on a hook there you go with a platinum CD.
A true with all games fans take it more serious then the players. Rap is no different. These guys you look up too are not really doing these things. The people the finance them are the ones putting the work in. Its called Entertainment. If any of you douche bags actually believe these guys are gangsters, than you must also believe that The Cast of Heroes really has super powers. Keanu Reeves really dodges bullets in slow mo in real life and Hugh Jackman really is Wolverine. If you kids really need something to believe in, try yourself because if you really believe in rappers then you might aswell kill yourself. The only real honest rapper I've heard left is this kid right here www.myspace.com/stanbravo
Goodmorning NY
I knew you wouldn't make it thru the week without another joe post.
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lol the hate continues
The Hate is thick today.
SOHH The Playa Hataz Ball
this mofukin site is full of haters.just because he cooperates doesnt mean he snitches.by the way..who the hell r u to say he isnt gangsta..like if u knew him personally..u loooser.i aint riding no dick(no homo),i dont even like fat joe.
YO NICCAS, I COULDN'T HAVE NICCAS GETTING MERCKED AT MY CLIZZUB-WE HAD THEM BIRDS COMING THRU DAILY-THAT NICCA MADE THE SPOT HOT. THAT DUDE AINT HAVE TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD. FUCC SOHH FOR SHOWING THAT FAKE ASS NY POST SLANDEROUS ARTICLE ON ME. WE WAS MAKING $75,000/DAY, I HAD 20 NICCAS ON THE PAYROLL FEEDING THEY FAMILIES. I HAD TO KEEP BUSINESS FLOWING AT THAT FAST PACE, EVEN IF IT MEANT "CO-OPERATING" WITH AUTHORITIES. I AINT SNITCH-I CO-OPERATED. THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE. SOHH GET YOUR FACTS STR8-B4 I MAKE IT RAIN ON YOU NICCAS!
it said he cooperated with police. but did he take the stand and out his boy??? no!!! end of story.cooperated could just mean he sat down and talked to them . why does sohh.com hate fat joe so much??? i like joes music. you no we some times blame the "white media" for allways talking bad about blacks and hispanics in the news. but when we go too hip hop sites like this its even worse. you think bill o riley is bad??? this sites try to distroy rappers by makeing thing up thats not even tru.every head line on this site they say something bad about a rapper. come on really how much did 50 cent have to hand over for yal to make this blog about fat joe i mean really.just think while your talking bad about rappers in your blogs . those rappers are up some where makeing money and chilling with girls ya heard.smh 1
And are you really expecting for the REAL gutter, gangsta ass niggaz to know how to spit??? It's an A&Rs job to find a cat who can look that part and sell it oh so convincingly. Joe may/may not be gangsta, but he always wanted made attempts to portray that in his music so for him to say that, whats the difference between this album and Jealous One's Envy (not J.O.S.E.......... I know what I'm talkin bout) or Represent. I aint gon say Joe aint street or never was, but he definitely done a lot of riding coat tails and swag jackin over the years.
fat joes album is gonna be fire!!!!! and i think people are jelly of him cause hes rich and hes all wayz around girls.cant wait for joey cracks new album he gets props over here in jerzy and i been to the bx before and he still gets his props over their 2.i think who ever wrote this blog is a hater.wont you interview him and say all of this 2 his face??? if not stfu...peace!
MUCH LOVE TO FAT JOE,
Good post! Joe is a joke.
RET: You are from Jersey - therefore you and your opinion do not count.
It speaks for itself that you're the only one bigging up Fat Rat.
Please go away, you stink up the room. You are a Jersey piece of shit.
fat joe has skillz word. and as for that news paper thing you know last year i got caught wit wed in my car and when the cop took me in the cop car he said i cooperated cause i dident try to run. he dident even bother to ask me where i got it from it was so little but i think the point im makeing is cooperated could mean a lot of things plus if he did rat some one out im sure the word would have been spread around and every one would all ready know but i dont think he did. my boy is a puerto rican rapper and he looks up to fat joe come on stop the hate.
fat joe not as good as the first and second album needs to up his game i doubt fat joe's snitching though i be hearing dis niggar really gets it in if he is or he isnt id have to see some facts cuz yall sohh muthafuckas be hyping shit up more then a wendy williams interview
@lol ha ha that was funny your rite theirs a few parts of nj tha smells like newark and camdan. but you se i live where its nice in a diffrent part of nj rite by the beach i live in a big house and my girl takes care of me. and if your from ny why do ny people come to nj and sweat our beaches during the summer???i bet you live in a real nasty building with rats every where and when you step out side its real bad traffic.lol well i have to go lmfaooooooo
and another thing our girls are hotter lmfaoooo
fat joe raps better than 50 cent
Just think the ablum "Elephant in the Room" is posted at the celeb club wealthychats.com. lt's very hot and popular this moment.
cant wait for joes album and dat song wit lil wayne is dope.have a good weekend every one
FAT JOE IS THE DON and 50 cent is steroid man!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS....RaP IS JUST LIKE WRESTLING...FAKE!!!!DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE
You know this site is FULL of haters!!! Like you are some COMPUTER THUG or something. You sound REAL stupid poppin off behind a freeking blog homeboy. You'd be the first one haulin ass the MINUTE Fat Joe walks into the room. Whether he's a gangster or not, I bet you dont have to goods to say that shit to his face. And its writers like YOU who take all of these fake beefs and turn them into Tupca and Biggie stories. Its assholes like you who hype these things up and now all of a sudden some dude somewhere in the bronx got a vendetta against Fat Joe b/c of some stupid shit you wrote. Do you have PROOF that he's not gangster? Showing me an article written by the HIP HOP POLICE does not prove anything to me.
How ignorant are you? YOu have GOT to be Gyants cousin or something b/c I can smell the hate all the way down here in Tha A.
tha fuck outta here.....
lordknows says...
SOHH The Playa Hataz Ball
January 18, 2008 7:04 AM
And I am the mother fucking King around this bitch
Fat Joe is ringtone material....
white mike says...
my boy is a puerto rican rapper and he looks up to fat joe come on stop the hate.
January 18, 2008 8:23 AM
Fuck Fat Hoe.. I mean Fat Joe he wack as hell.. R.I.P Big Pun tho dat spic was greezy on da mic.. Fat Joe your albums gona flop shit you rappin wit J.Holiday.. ya'll niggaz go to bed wit eachother fagget ass niggaz.. ayo G-Unit all day you fat fuck.. they'll mash on you any day Fat Hoe... respond to LLoyd Banks he'll eat your food on
I just heard that song by Fat Joe called "300 Brolic".
Tell that fat fuck to give Gillie . . .I mean my ghostwriter . . .I really mean MY flow & swag back. Fucking biting ass nigga.
YA DIG!!!
Think about this 1 Fat Joe.. you've made millions beefing wit 50 and The Unit.. if you made millions.. then they made billions cuz u trash man.. you rep da BX? but be on khaleds wack ass 40minute tracks and have 1 verse dat I coulda made up when taking a shit..............................R.I.P Big Pun was reppin BX he was a real spic..
DONT LUMP KIDS LIKE ME WITH THESE OTHER KNUCKLE HEADS JUST BECAUSE THEYRE PALE BITCH
The blogger who post all this shit, I hope the best for you. If these rappers like Fat Joe know about all the dirt you kick onto their name they might wack your stupid ass. I hope they don't see you at an event. I don't believe that Joey Crack ever was a rat. Now 50 cent, I do believe that he is a snitch. Be careful with all this blogging stuff because you might get caught. Fat Joe is killing them with that "300" song.
You've been a hater, now you're a hypocrite also? This is like Bush callin Osama a terrorist.
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All I have to say is look who's talking...
Ret, who are you kidding? We both know you do not live in a big house nor do you live by the beach, which is quite trashy btw...real NY'ers don't go to NJ for the beach...real people with jobs go to the Hamptons. What you see is the NY trash that can't even go to the loud-nigga infested Coney Island.
The other thing, your spelling is beyond atrocious. You cannot spell two words in a row the right way. Have you ever been in school? How am I supposed to believe that you live the good life considering that you are obviously uneducated, like Fat Joe and come across as a bona fide retard?
Stop kidding yourself. You certainly can't fool me nor anybody else.
Please - stay away from the NY blog. This is for New Yorker's and you will never be one. You fucking New Jersey niggER.
That goes also for niggaz from the South (you are all trash) or the bandana bunnies from the West Coast. Stay away.
Reckless, your a fucktard. Who ever created that article is a fucktard too. This is that ignorant nigga mentality that helps keeps us down as a people. A man killed a teenager.....shot him in the fucking head. Why the fuck not help the authorities out with bringing the murderer to justice? And the article said that Joe 'cooperated' with authorities. That means anything from he was being hostile to the cops to he gave names out.
If he did drop names and give hints, than the prosecution would have made him testify at the trial. Where's the article on that? What, there is none? Sounds like this nigga that put this article in the spotlight is REACHING. Bottom line, all this is, is an obvisious attempt to sabotage Joe's creditbilty. But that's what NY niggas do. He was smart to move down I-95. Now he eating more than ever.
*********correction********
That means anything from he was NOT being hostile to the cops to he gave names out.
MOEBG FOR LIFE says...
Fat Joe is killing them with that "300" song.
January 18, 2008 9:41 AM
Too bad me and my ghostwriter ain't getting no royalty checks since Fat Joe stole our swag & flow
Yo FAT JOE is the REAL DEAL and he really did have the drug spots running in BX 152 melrose, 149th southBX back in the days.
You STUPID FUCKS who think he can still be out on the streets like used are watching too many fake ass videos!!!
He is still member DITC and has payed more dues than 90% of the rappers out today PERIOD!!!!!
Damm Reckless; did Fat Joe join G-Unit or something. You posted 3 "I hate Fat Joe" Blogs within 5 days.
If I didn't know any better I would have thought that Joe and fif sqaushed their beef and joined forces at the rate you are writing Fat Joe Hate Blogs.
Stop being lazy and give niggas more than I hate 50 and Fat Joe Blogs, son!
BRONXZILLA says...
Yo FAT JOE is the REAL DEAL and he really did have the drug spots running in BX 152 melrose, 149th southBX back in the days.
He is still member DITC and has payed more dues than 90% of the rappers out today PERIOD!!!!!
January 18, 2008 9:55 AM
lol @ "paying dues"
To bad all the other members in DTIC are broke as fuck.
paying dues ≠$
let me guess HOMOS. According to yous. joe isn't gangsta, j-hood isn't gangsta. in the F U C K, is a real Gangster?
i like gangsta rap and rap in general 1st u have 2 take it as entertainment 2nd u have to respect in what they do i like fat joe he spits hard and his music is good i also like lupe fiasco he is a lyrical beast but they are in two diff lanes they are still hip hop why does everybody have 2 have a message or have 2 save the world in a song??? also joe been in the game for a minute can he at least get that? if i dont like the song on the radio i just turn the station i dont have to clown the person may not be my type of music that dont mean it is bad one last thing fat joe saying nigga is cool cuz 100 years ago he would be called a "house nigga" cuz of his skin tone he would have the same hard time getting a 9-5 just like me (a black man) he is a minority he is a man of color i do agree khaled saying it is a little odd but the middle east is closer than the US so is he more "nigga" than me LOL just some thoughts
bobby drake says...
And the article said that Joe 'cooperated' with authorities. That means anything from he was being hostile to the cops to he gave names out.
If he did drop names and give hints, than the prosecution would have made him testify at the trial. Where's the article on that? What, there is none? .
January 18, 2008 9:51 AM
Your wrong Mr. Drake. To get a murder conviction you don't always need a witness to testify. There's these things called evidence (finger prints, murder weapon, DNA) and confessions.
Being directly involved with the legal system I've seen a lot. Niggas in the hood is always solving the case for Police without any real Police work being done. For real for real niggas should be getting a check from the Police department as much snitching they do.
Now I'm not saying Fat Joe snitch or didn't snitch. I'm just saying that cases get solved like this all the time without witnesses testifying in court. In most cases the snitch hands the Police the case on a silver platter. All the Police do is question the main suspect and 90% of the time the suspect snitches on themselves. Now if it wasn't for the snitch the Police would never have a clue on to who the perpetrator actually is.
Chi-Town MidWest says...
let me guess HOMOS. According to yous. joe isn't gangsta, j-hood isn't gangsta. in the F U C K, is a real Gangster?
January 18, 2008 10:10 AM
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Chi-Town MidWest says...
let me guess HOMOS. According to yous. joe isn't gangsta, j-hood isn't gangsta. in the F U C K, is a real Gangster?
January 18, 2008 10:10 AM
Your favorite rapper that you dick ride all the time . . .
Drum roll please . . .
JAY - Z
Peep Reckless's new album Super Hater(Extraordinary Dickrider)
Dog...ya'll blog niggas make me sick..ya'll talk all this shit behind ur computer but if u was to see one of these "fake" rappers or even conduct an interview u would even say a fraction of what u say on these bloggs...show me a blogger whose man enough to say that to there face and u get my respect...ya'll bloggers is pussy
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HEY DUMBASS,, Stop spreading this stupit shit. People like you are the reason our communities are so fucked up... You damn right i'm tellin if somebody kills a kid. How we supposed to get the crime out our neighborhoods if yall stupid muthafuckas keep thinking that crime is cool!!!!
Grow the fuck up!
all you niggas are dumb if somebody killed your lil 18yr old brother you would want some body to tell.fuck that snitch shit if i know a dude killing kids his ass is going to jail.this dude gonna run free and this lil 18yr dude is in the ground i dont think so.