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Countdown to Lockdown: Say Goodbye to Prodigy
Posted on December 28, 2007 1:51 AM
On January 9th, the dude Prodigy will be on the way to the gate. He told SOHH that this 3 1/2 year sentence is really just a little vacation, as he will most definitely be releasing H.N.I.C 2 in March of next year.
I though I'd take some time and compile a list of things Prodigy will need... think of this nice little going-away package as a gesture of generosity during the lovely, giving holiday season:
1) His ballerina slippers. When the nights get cold and lonely, these cutesy little shoesies will keep him warm and comfy.
2) A fresh, wet bar of Irish Spring. With this, he can utilize his lone time in the cell to practice catching the soap in thin air -- so that when it's shower time, he can-- with ease-- avoid any altercations.
3) A picture of Madonna's artwork for her 1990 hit single "Vogue." I know Prodigy was a ballerina, but I'm sure he was doing vogue dancing as well. Just a little something for old time's sake.
4) The book "Malcolm X Speaks: Selected Speeches and Statements" -- hardcover. Prodigy keeps telling everyone how this situation will do nothing but turn him into the next Malcolm X, so I figured if he has a compilation of Malcolm's work, then he'll be ready and polished by the time the summer of 2011 gets here.
5) The Holy Bible -- King James version.
Remember this:
"50 Cent saved me, not Jesus Christ."
Yeah buddy. Looks like that line on "Pearly Gates" came back to bite you in the ass. Might wanna take some of that jail time to rethink that statement.
*chuckle*
And there's a whole sh*tload of things I can add to this list, but we'll just leave the rest up to you, now won't we.
PCP = Protective Custody Punk
I WISH HIM WELL IN JAIL, HOPE HE MEETS A NICE BUFF DUDE THAT WILL TEAR THAT AZZ OPEN ON A DAILY! HE AINT BUILT FOR JAIL BUT HE GONNA SEE SOON ENUFF IF ALL THAT GARBAGE HE SPITS IS GONNA HELP HIM INSIDE..YOU BETTER CLAIM CRIP OR BLOOD OR SOMETHING CUZ U GONNA NEED SOMEBODY IN THERE..FITTY AINT GONNA SAVE YOU...SEE YA IN 3 YRS YOU QUEENSBRIDGE REJECT!
I dont even see what the big deal is with those old ass pics of Prodigy. He was what? 6 in a Michael Jackson outfit? Not no fuckin ballerina! Act like niggas aint never wore a fuckin costume on Halloween. Go play in traffic
why evrybody hatin on this nigga P??? jus cuz he gettin big money wit 50? this a nyc blog and should rock with most of the ny mcs...this exactly why the south really think they runnin this rap shit
did P fuck your girl or something? whats up w/all that hate?
cuz these niggas postin on here r some lame ass lil kids that aint grow up on that infamous, hell on earth, murda muzic, hnic shit. Niggas only be checkin for the joints with dances so they can walk it out with their lil homies. real hip hop heads know that back in the day P was the coldest mc out.
hope he gets his ashole ripped uppp
Yo i been locked up before and i thought it was going t obe like how the media makes it seems.But in actuality, if ur a soft ass nigga on the streets then ur going to be a soft ass nigga in the box. If u a real nigga on the streets then ur gonna bea real ass nigga in the box.Prodigy has a lot of money but not only that he may be a small dude but that nigga is not going to get raped cus he is too plugged.He's really plugged with them Queensbridge dudes and they gonna hold him down! In prison a nigga will get a buck 50 or beat up, or stomped out before he get's raped! This nigga has been reppin the streets of N.Y.C harder than most niggas since 95! That's 13 years of visibility! I wish nothing but love for P cus he's done alot fo HIp HOp and i hope he get's out early.But trust me all u homos that fantisizing abut rape and shit it's not gonna happen.
word to my man nyc_minded...these young ass niggas is the reason that nigga nasty said hiphop dead...evrybody always wanna learn the next dance and it aint just the south that got them pussy ass dances. im talkin that dumb bitch lil mama and that aunt jackie bullshit which both from nyc. all that young shit. and even alotta dipshit tracks got them southern beats that u gotta jump to. watever happened to that classic head nod(shout to the boy joell).
"real hip hop heads know that back in the day P was the coldest mc out"....u aint never lie kid
and if i said it once, ill say it a thousand times...ANYBODY BORN AFTER 1987 IS FUCKIN USELESS
Dawg even i know hate when i see it. You mentioned ballerina twice as suggestions. Jay z did that in 01'ish. Step ya hate game up.!!
El Negro, you have a good insight regarding Mobb repping NYC but they first album dropped back in 93, Juvenile Hell, "Hit it from the back" was classic..lol, Need to see if the video is on youtube.
What happens if P is Muslim and believes in Mohammed instead of Jesus.
This is such a racist and derogatory blog.
You all discriminate against the non-Christians.
shouts 2 the fav. blogger, thats what im sayin man it aint just the south its wack ass rappers & even wacker fans, just straight up CORNY. its just crazy to me that ppl gona go out of their way 2 hate on a nigga that aint done nothin but rep our city hard & dismantle mics for the longest, like i understand jigga got these wannabe industry "journalists" sprung but its a real bad look when u claim 2 rep ny & ur celebrating half of the fuckin infamous mobb gettin locked. just real not classy u feel me?
"dismantle mics"...i like that
but yo for real havoc gonna hold it down while p away
and to whoever posts this nyc blog, give respect to the thoro niggas thats been holdin it down since the early to mid 90s cuz thats when hip hop was hip hop...remember the shook ones video and c.r.e.a.m. video DAMN NIGGA THAS HIP HOP RIGHT THERE SON..TAKE IT BACK PLEASE
oh yea...
remember when the artist themselves put they own credits at the beginning and end of the video with just they name and the name of the track awww man thas hip hop right there u young fucks
@these Gay-Z D I C K riderz.
Always talking garbage and hating on a person that aint HOV. Stop hating cause Jim Jones, LiL Wayne, Saigon, prodigy, and others are better than your faggot a s s 40yr old whack a s s Rapper. LOL, club Rainbow 40/40 is gonna shut down LOL!
this shit getting old and you suck at everything motherfucking cock sucka!
you are the one who should be jail for writting wackest blogs ever known to mankind
FREE P.!