Once upon a time there was a child rapper named Bow Wow. Using his cuteness and "106 & Park," Bow Wow sold millions of records and had every 9 year-old girl wanting to have his baby. The boys his age did not want to play with Bow Wow because they felt he was not "real."
To keep his image wholesome and his chain from getting snatched - Bow Wow built himself a gated community WITHIN his home in Atlanta. This allowed Bow Wow to walk around his hood safe and sound - never to worry about getting jumped or having to buy back his chain like his peers [ex: Prodigy, Ja-Rule].
As he approached his 18th birthday, Bow Wow's record label called with some very disturbing news...
"Bow Wow, your sales are plummeting further than expected. The 9 year old girls who once wanted to have your baby already have babies by older hardcore rappers. We held a focus group and they said that you don't appeal to them anymore. You're not 'real' enough."
Bow Wow started to get scurred. He knew other child rappers like Chris Kelly and Chris Smith of Kriss Kross who faded from the limelight. He remembered how Kriss Kross tried to be 'realer' on their last album, Young, Rich and Dangerous. It focused on money and two-somes with older women, but it backfired. Kriss Kross was never heard from again. Concerned that he would have to move back to the rough streets of The C.O., Bow Wow wondered what could make him more 'real'?
Then his fairy publicist two-wayed him and told him to try a few things to boost his career.
Date someone in the entertainment business!
This appealed to Bow Wow. While making himself more 'real', he could lose his virginity at the same time. Bow Wow reached out to Ciara, another rising young artist on the come up. Ciara blew up so large that people started to refer to Bow Wow as Mr. Ciara. It got him on the cover of VIBE, but no one cared about Bow Wow being on the cover of a failing magazine. When Bow Wow and Ciara would go out in public, guys would kick it to Ciara like he wasn't even there. He didn't like this. Bow Wow two-wayed his fairy publicist and asked what else he could do.
Take off your shirt.
As a child, Bow Wow couldn't take off his shirt. He was too little. But now that he was older, he could follow in the footsteps of LL Cool J and Nelly. Everyday Bow Wow would read books on bodybuilding and do 100 push ups and 100 sit-ups every hour, every day for three months straight. Sometimes he would do his push ups on his knuckles to make himself extra 'real.'
After two months Bow Wow had the body of a little black Purdue Chicken with corn rows. He didn't like this. Fed up and disappointed Bow Wow stopped two-waying his Fairy Publicist. He called up his Fairy Marketing Department and asked what else he could do to appeal more 'real' and sell records.
His Fairy Marketing Department had one last idea. He warned him that he might not be built for it and it could backfire.
Like a lil toy solder, Bow Wow stuck out his bird-like chest and said "Tell me! I'll do anything." And with that, the Fairy Marketing Department told him...
Start beef with a high profile rapper.
Bow Wow thought about this. He hadn't had a conflict since first grade which was over some Lego blocks and he didn't win that time. This wouldn't be easy. Bow Wow called his mother. Together, over some Henrock for mom and milk and cookies for Bow Wow, the two made a list of rappers to start beef with.
- 50 Cent? Nope. He'll beat me up. Next.
- Nas? Nope. Jay made that mistake. Next.
- Foxy Brown? She's not even trying to hear me. Next.
- Beanie Sigel? He's free? [Bow Wow tucks his chain.] Next.
- T.I.? He writes my rhymes. Next.
- Teairra MarÃ? "She's not a rapper. And she'll kick my ass."
Bow Wow came up with every rapper in the book from Kid Frost to The Rapping Duke. Tired and depressed he said "Mama, every rapper can kick my ass. This is hopeless."
Mama Bow Wow's Lil Meal Ticket was heart broken. She knew that she was Bow Wow's last hope. She threw back another shot of Hen-rock and started to think very hard. Suddenly, every light in the house went dim.
"Bow Wow!" his mother exclaimed. "They didn't say he had to be a good rapper!" She told him who she thought was the perfect rapper to go at, and hen told Bow Wow how much she loved him.
"I love you Bow Wow. I picked you a nice safe rapper so won't have to walk around with the ATLPD like 50 Cent. You're my meal ticket out of The C.O. and I don't want to see you kilt like Tupac and Biggie. Plus, Jermaine Dupri owns your publishing and you don't have enough street cred to pull off a Free Bow Wow campaign. Make mama proud. Oh yea, my debt card is on E. You plan on going on tour next week lil nigga?"
Bow Wow called up his Fairy Marketing Department and told them the great news. The Fairy Marketing Department, who hadn't marketed a real Hip-Hop act in so long, was excited too. Bow Wow had come up with the perfect rapper he could handle. This would make him a 'real' rapper!
The Fairy Marketing Department called Interscope to reach out to Elliott Wilson. He and Jimmy Iovine ran XXL, the best Hip-Hop magazine by default, but he wasn't available to speak. Interscope put The Fairy Marketing Department through to Elliott Wilson's voicemail. Bow Wow also wanted to buy the cover, but was told that he had to be down with Shady, Aftermath or G-Unit to get on the cover. Bow Wow settled for the interview.
Before the interview, Bow Wow rehearsed his lines to start the beef. He practiced them in the mirror. He said them to his mom. He would say them while doing his 100 push-ups on his knuckles. He knew what he had to do to become 'realer' *and* to make 18 year old girls desire his seed.
The interview was by phone. As they talked, the interviewer could hear his heart pounding through Bow Wow's lil bird-like chest. Bow Wow dismissed the interviewer stating that he was "beating on the table."
With his hands on his balls, fitted pulled low over his eyes, slumped down in his chair displaying his best grimey face, Bow Wow was ready to start his first beef!
"To me, honestly, Will wasn’t like a real rapper. He was more like a gimmick. Then he zapped in to get a TV show, and it was on and poppin’. Then after that he was in Hollywood. So things came easy for him."
"With me, I’m a rapper. I ain’t with the whole colorful cornball type things. That’s just not my style. The only real rappers out there right now are me, Kanye, 50, and maybe Jay [Z]. But Jay ain’t in it like that no more."
"Will Smith can act, but he does more of those blockbuster Hollywood movies, which I wanna do. But also I wanna do it like Denzel. Movies that really mean something. I feel like I can definitely be better than him."
XXL, too lazy to question Bow Wow's statements, just published the interview. They felt they had wasted enough time with Bow Wow when they could have been doing a cover shoot with Spider Loc. [Iovine would be pissed. But that's another story.]
However, just like Bow Wow's other tactics, this too backfired. Many readers skipped the interview ignoring him just like when he's with Ciara. Those that did read the interview laughed at Bow Wow's comments. While they disliked Will Smith as a rapper, many saw Bow Wow as being worst than Will Smith. Bow Wow lost all remaining credibililty.
Bow Wow went home and jumped out of his window.
not will smith, please tell me this is a fairytale......sad sooo sad....
Um...
Will's gonna stick his foot up that child's poor little asshole...just like he did to me back in '96.
lol-funny shit.
Fucked up but def. colorful and thought out.
ROFL, you did a great job compiling this!!
Bow Wow has nerve, what the fuck does he call Roll Bounce and that chessy movie where he was an ophan in the NBA with magic shoes, hello CORNBALL. Bow should idolize Will Smith just like Nick Cannon.
im bow weezy...fag of the o town...ciara put it up my ass so im walkin slow now...oh i love bird dicks.!!!
lmao at this whole this...
Now I think Bow Wow is a cute little boy, and doesn't really have the offensive and stupid music on the radio like some of these other kids (still stupid, but not offensive), but this was funny as hell. I saw that comment he made in XXL, and I thought, don't you know all you little rapper/actor/whatever owe Will Smith a thank you? Rapping skills aside (which I still think he made great party music), if Will Smith hadn't made people comfortable with a rapper having a TV show, and being a credible actor, there would be no "Like Mike" or "Roll Bounce" for homeboy.
LMAO this shit was funny good job!.Bow wow is disrespectful talken about will smith,god do you know how many people wish they were in will smiths shoes right now? that nigga making MILLONS of dollars each film,he gets more money for a film then what your worth so bow wow stfu.You have never,nor will be a real rapper and to classify yourself with people like jay z,nas ect ect is also disrespectful and crazy.No grown ass man is gonna cop your shit and play it like they would do a nas/jay z cd so sit your short ass down for i get ciara to shove her dick in your ass.bow wow really needs a reality check
Dam reading that blog almost got me fired for laughing so hard LOOOOOOOOOOOOL that shit was funny
that nigga is little as hell that nigga is not even 160 pounds with his clothes wet.
He better try and get in movies, he so small j=he could play kid roles for now on. he better got to college and learn bussiness and start his own he's done
That nigga is done, his chick was harder then him, and niggas would kick it to her right in front of him
nigga was in movies, but them shits were wackkkkkkkkkk
nigga cut his hair, and grew it back , he doesn't know how to stay in the spotlight lol
he better take a page out of micheal jackson book, and start rumors about himself.
first rumor he could say about himself is, me and ray j ran a train on super head, and then me, ray J and lil tigger had a three some
me and mj slept in the bed, 2gather at jd and janet house
lol he's done
Dayum, he looks like a busted drag queen, good bye hip hop, next stop, Las Vegas night clubs.
I bet Will Smith would smash on SHAD MOSS lyrically and physically! SHAD MOSS needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. All of a sudden his balls finally drop and hes a man now??? I dont believe this shit!!!
If your an internet writer, this has to mean you was a lameass punk-bitch in school and on the streets. Plus, its obvious you stayed in the house...WRITING !!! I don't like Bow Wow or his records, but damn...this how you go about hating on a nigga ??? Like I said before, haters are worst than snitchers...easy. Next Blog tell me how real the LOX are. I've been asking this shit for a minute !!! Still nobody has come up with any REAL street credibility on them yet. Everybody claims they know the 50cent story, but what about these other niggas ??? As for Bow Weezy, dude is doing it man....quiting waiting on niggas downfall. We got alot of white people for that !!! Think Paul McCartney ain't waiting for Jacko to go broke ??? Think they wanna see any gangsta genre rapper make it REAL big(including 50)??? Look how the NBA is humbling niggas. Hiphop is gonna be represented by two people at a time by the music biz per year. Watch !!! Don't believe me....look at the sales, and watch the amount of artists that are gonna be DROPPED !!! Also Bow is getting that rated PG movie money which is way better loot than a R rated movie. Don't believe me....look at Get Rich/Chicken Little ??? I'm out !!! Stop hating !!!
this is the funniest shit ever.... LMAO
Can't lie.....fresh AZIMIZ is a pretty tight song......truth be told....lyrics in that song make more sense then lil wayne (who has 3 or 4 daddies) and some of the other so called rappers today...Mike Jones who mike jones who mike jones....if that is all it takes then i give bow wow and whoever writes his music credit....it required some thought
LIL BOWOW
U NEED TO BEEF WITH THE LEAD SINGER FOR HTE ROCK BAND "GREEN DAY" FOR NOT KISSING U AT THE AWARDS SHOW
HAHA
LIL BOW WOW BEEFING??
UM... ISNT SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO BEEF WHEN THEY GOT A POINT, OR THEY KNOW THEY CAN KICK THE OTHER ONES AZZ??
LIL BOW WOW
LOOSE YOUR F*CKIN GRILL... GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE HOUSE... AND MAKE ANOTHER POP HIT WITH CIARA...
AND THEN WHEN SHE FINDS THE NEXT GUY WALKING ALONG, SHE CAN DUMP YOU, AND YOU CAN BEEF WITH HER WHEN THAT HAPPENS...
Mr. Irreverent. . . THIS SKIT SHOULD BE ACTED OUT ON MAD TV OR SOMETHING !!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER !!!!!! " LITTLE BLACK PERDUE CHICKEN ??!!!!! " -- " FOXY BROWN? SHE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO HEAR ME ??!!!!!" THIS WAS HILARIOUS !!!! I READ THE NET THROUGH MY CELL PHONE AND I SWEAR I WAS IN TRAFFIC LAUGHING MY STUCK ON TRAFFIC ASS OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CLAPPING FOR THIS ONE !
ALSO ON THE TOP BOW WOW PICTURE IF HE HAD A SMALLER NOSE AND SMALLER LIPS AND WITH THAT HAIR HE WOULD KIND OF LOOKS LIKE NAOMI CAMPBELL !!!!! HA!!!! HA !!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So bow wow wants to start a beef with Will Smith.The is like David vs. Goliath(physically and status-wise)the only difference is David doesn't win this battel
To Shad Gregory Moss: I own a label on the West Coast and have been searching for talent everywhere. We need a beautiful female to introduce our artists at car shows. Word of your long hair and well kept teeth come to my attention. If establishing credibility is top on your priority, Holla at me at your local California State Pen. Here's a photo of me. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/newmugs7.jpg. If you were wondering, Conjugal Visits are part of the job description. I wait to hear from you soon. - M. Knight.
LMFAO @ Bow Wow creating a gated community in his own house! This was the funniest stuff I've read in a long time!
Damn did my man reall say Mr carter wasnt hot right now in that interview? Im not a big S dot fan but i 4 damn sure know he's more popular than bow wow!! He said that him , kanye and 50 were the hottest out now..sorry mr WOW, u've been lied 2!!!
SLimE
how bow wow gonna diss will smith. first off will smith sold way more records than bow wow, secondly will smith was the first rapper to get a grammy. bow weezy got balls, but will smith should knock him the hell out
NOt a real rapper! Why is Bow Wow hating!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care what no one says Will Smith was real back in the day! Just like the civil rights movement had Malcolm X for violence and Martin Luther King Jr. for nonviolence. The Rap game needed Will Smith.
IMO Kanye West is taking a page out of Will Smith's book. No one was as Cocky as Will Smith was back in the day and he has proved himself IMO.
Bow Wow should wish to achieve what Will Smith has achieve.
Bow Wow is better than tupac in my opinion...but just by a little bit...He has more charisma and style wrapped with presence and unmatched skills..really who fuckin wit em. Dont hate.....just because he chews used band aided dicks for fun while whistling row row row your boat.
I read his XXL article, I was trying to scan it, but my scanner cut out half the page. Maybe because it was trying to cut out the bullshit.
It was either in the December issue with Juvenile on the cover, or the January issue with G-Unit on the cover. (I can't remember, but I know it was recent.)
That kid has no respect! His days are numbered, I can already see it E! Ture Hollywood Story and VH1 Behind the music:>
I don't care if you killed for a living and buried people in your front yard it is just some people wack or not you just don't disrespect ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE PAID THEIR DUES. I definitely agree with Quietstorm Will Smith created that balance in Hip Hop. Everyone doesn't have wet dreams about robbing people or smoking crack or killing innocent people and so on. "Summertime" is still classic material. Will already told us he gives a damn what people think about his skills because his checks come on flatbeds. The man can rap about My Little Pony and Bow Wow still won't be on his level. Bless his heart cause that was too cute.
bow wow thinks he's grown now right? he's grown enoguh to get a grill and tats, so he's grown enough to get knocked the fuck out now. and trust me it will happen someone will gett tired of his shit and get him.
At least beef with someone that is NOT a BOSS. Big Willie is a boss, Lil Wow is still a pup in the game. Little Wet under the nose you jik fuck. I guess Hip-Hop has been reduced to beefing with successful people, damn shame.
BOW WOW ALSO SAID IN THIS INTERVIEW THAT ONLY HE, 50 AND KANYE WEST ARE THE REALEST RAPPERS AROUND...IF I WAS LUDA OR T.I. OR NE OTHER CREDIBLE RAPPER IN THE ATL..I WOULD SET HIS LIL ASS STRAIGHT..
Wow bow wow is really craving some street credit nobody likes you,in all of our minds you are still the little bow wow who would come on 106th n park and do the crip walk,harlem shake and midwest swing so please sit down.Seems like he just turned into a thug overnight wow when did being a thug become something that was cool? your mom told you take your ass to college but you didnt listen so now he will learn the hard way.How can you say that you are a "real" rapper when you still do the scream 4 tour? with groups such as preety ricky,b5,marques houston and omarion who the majority of thiere album sells are by little ass girls??Lolo:i dont think t.i or ludachris gives a fuck matter of fact thiere probably sitting thiere laughing thiere asses off come on who wouldnt?
I know that this editorial is a joke, but I actually believe that these events have some truth to it. I believe that his publicity department is running the show.
Who really gives a f#ck what Bow Wow thinks anyway???
Lil bow wow is a flake, he was annoying when he came out, hes even more annoying now. Taking his shirt off in videos and shit? WTF kid has got like 12 inches around arms. Nothin..... Id like to kick him directly in his throat with my winter boots. Little flake that kid is.... Bow wizzle? ok.
Will Smith's oldest son is gonna get at this nigga bow wow..Watch!
Man, that shit was funny. Keep the jokes up budddy
You niggaz be up at the asscrack of dawn coming up with this shit don't you? It was funny though.
It must be hard as hell growing up in the entertainment industry. I however, being the mother of a ten year old boy prefer my child to listen to Bow Wow and Will Smith and people of the like. I'd rather him walk to school singin shit like Fresh Azimiz and not "Wait til you see my dick" The boy is trying to find himself like most 18 year olds. Most of the young black men his age are going to prison and beating up they mamas. Be glad this is one less young black male you have to worry about getting your daughters pregnant. Since the inception of Hip Hop it has always been about the party....We have gotten away from that. Too many niggaz want to be gangsta, and thats my beef with Bow Wow...Will Smith is somebody to be idolized...(my son loves him) He ain't never proclaimed to be a gangsta, he's never tried to be anyone but himself. A goofy ass nigga...and he has banked on being himself...how can you go wrong with that...I just hope Bow Wow finds himself soon or he will truly end up like them Kris Kross boys...
problem was that bow wow was signed at one point to will smith's production company to do a movie called mr president something went wrong and he was dropped that's why he's all pissed off maybe he wasn't good enough to be in a will smith movie. other than that i can say that bow wow is full of it he should not only respect will smith as an actor but as an old school rapper who paved the way for so many i remember when the grammy awards given to best rap group were not televised back in 89 and will smith was the winner he along with the other rappers that were nominated boycotted the grammy because they were not going to televise them giving him the award so he gets alot of respect for standing up for hip hop back in those days when hip hop was just starting to get mainstream, so fuck bow wow tell him to check his history before he speaks about other rappers.
This shit was straight out of left field. Your blogs usually seem like there for shock value or to get a stir out of the readers, but this time buddy ol' boy you've gone and done it. I don't think I've laughed like that for a month. The Shitzu pic is funny by itself. You've earned a check for the week. Will Smith's last album was a good album. I don't know why people equate good rappers with street cred. Will is the man simply because he didn't try to change up and start talking about gun play, bitches, crack spots, and murder. He has always stayed true to himself. He's always down to stand up for his shit. Besides, if Paramount offered the most street credible rapper 20 mill a flick, He'd be like fuck rapping full time. Movies is where the money is at. Bow Wow is hitting the glass dick G-Money style. Will Smith is realer than most of the fucks out now. Most of black america aren't thugs. That by far is one of the most disrespectful comments I've heard in years. Don't get me wrong Will isn't the greatest rapper, but he paved the way for any rapper trying to do a A-list movie. Fuck Bow Wow and his So So gay ego. I just think it's something about So So Def that has these cats on some shit. JD tried that shit Saying he's a better Producer than Dre and Tim. I'd like to see an older cat put this kid in his place, although going after Bow Wow is really a weak move. Come to think of it, that's probably why he said it. Who's gonna hit the retarded kid hanging with the cool crowd?
FUCK BOW WOW wack ass. Write a songof your own before you try 2 diss 1 of the pioneers of this "hip hop" thing. Will Smith was like the 1st rapper 2 win a grammy and the only rapper who use 2 drop hot shit without cursing. That's creativity. He took his rap connects and politic them into tv connects and now he gets 20 million a movie. I don't know bout yall but that seems like a guy who is on his grind. Plus Will Smith's career is so passed the average rapper's career that its ridiculous. Bow Wow taking shots @ will is not smart. I mean will could actually buy bow wow's career and still have money of his fresh prince dvd sales, the check from the fresh prince reruns cause u know it comes on bout 4 different channels not including tha money from bad boys1&2, & independence day just 2 name a few. Bow Wow give up. U had 2 diss will out of everybody. That's pretty desperate! U should dtrive 4 his level of success b4 talking down on another succeful black person sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIGGALO901
One more fucking thing. How is this kid one of the only real rappers. This little shit has been rich for damn near a decade? Some where around 10. There was never a point where he needed to be in the streets. Being real for him is rapping to the kids born in a higher tax bracket. Young, generally white children who will someday grow up to be politicians that will fuck the country up even more. The group he probably thinks he's reppin are middle class/ broke black folk he's been out of touch with since he was 8 or so. His carrer is at a standstill once those comments get well publicized.
I cant see why you're hatin on my boy lil beazy. He's got the hottest shit out of all the rappers out of a-town. I got a best of Bow Wow CD droppin the first week in Jan. Hollar at me if you want to cop that!
it pains me 2 read this though shit was fucking hilarious but we(blacks) have 2 stop using each other as stepping stones.....bow wow is who he is because of will smith and kwame and young mc, rappers who didnt portray a gangster image....they proved it was amarket 4 that genre also and also a base for gangsters 2.....niggers need 2 just do them and quit worrying about what mofos think about them....he should learn from ja rule and just do u....ja let 50 get him out his lane so he could fill it cuz 50 knew thats what sells and do u think 50 cares that we blog about him singing on records?? HELL NO cuz that shit is selling.....i mean call me whatever u want but make sure u put wealthy in front of it......pride has killed a lot of mofos.....if Shad is smart he would put his pride aside and get that paper by doing him and fuck what the rest r saying........G-G-G-G-GUNIT!!!!!!!
P.S., the days of artists going platinum r over...we may have 5 -10 a year but these artists r gonna have 2 be more creative in what they do cuz the buying public aint going anymore....hell, whats up with all of these re-releases now....fucking everybody has 1.....50, nelly, ashanti, Ja, eminem man the rap game is fucked up now....niggas better recognize......they trying 2 play us with it being holiday season and all but shit i'll download the 1 or 2 new songs off limewire b4 i go out like that...at least be creative like 50 and do videos or something...DAMMIT MAN!!!!!!
haha..i read that article on XXL and shit was funny. Little dude stop hatin...and doing ur crip walks...i saw u do that shit with snoop on BET. u are out the pic.
BowWow iz Gay Just look at da pic
o no he did not .im from philly and i live right around the blok from will old school.bitch wow aint alllowed in philly.real rap.dont he o its kiladelphia round here.will from the blok beleive or not ya mean im a yung oy but if i ever see wow on my blok or at the wachovia center it gona b hell cuz this fagget azz ni99a aint real he never wa he never will b.
p.s
nobody from philly like that ni99a.he wanna b tough now.he 4got about bounce wth me and the crypt walk fake azz ni99a.my lil sister more street then him.
HA HA will Smith need to come back on him. If he lose a battle to will his career is over.
DAMN GIVE IT A REST. Do you have to poison EVERY blog with that bullshit. STICK TO THE TOPIC. I know your voices are telling you that it gets funnier everytime you post that dumb shit but I think everybody caught on the first 13 times. DAMN YOU CRAVE ATTENTION. I try to ignore stupidity but I can't post any damn where without seeing that BULLSHIT.
oh and that comment was for MC katrina aka BLACK TRUTH aka BLACK DEVIL but BKA DUMBASS.
HA HA Now that was some funny shit!
I just knew I was going to catch hell for saying Will Smith is one to be Idolized...but I'm glad to see that other people agree with me. I knew I wasn't the only one that did the Wop to Parents Just Don't Understand...HAHAHAHA
LOL
LMAO oh my god this shyt is funny Bow Wow is lame. F*ckin clown! He a cornball, talking about Will Smith a gimmick...nigga look in the mirror!! Your whole carreer is a gimmick! You basically need to pay homage to Will Smith because you tryin do the same shyt but your money not on Will Smith level. You can't rap! You'll never be taken seriously. And Ciara is bigger than you are!
" ain’t with the whole colorful cornball type things."...
Lil nigga what do you call Roll Bounce? Damn Bow wow is lame
I just read this article. My friend gets every damn hip hop magazine imaginable...I can save my money...shit
I take everything back I said about Bow Wow...Will Smith need to put that lil boy over his knee and beat his ass. Better yet go make that lil nigga pull a switch off the tree and tear his legs up with it....(My southern peoples feel me)
oh and by the way niggaz...I still turn Summertime up loud when it comes on...That shit is a classic....Will did his thang on that one. The production was on point, the lyrics were tight. That shit is still the Summertime Anthem and has been the Anthem longer than you've been alive you lil snot nosed bastid...Bow Wow you ain't created no classic hits yet. You need to quit trying to be so damn grown. You done got ya dick wet and think you a man. Will Smith is something you will never be son....a fuckin Hip Hop Legend. He has a place in hip hop because he made major moves. (Not to mention he done got sexy den a mufukka...GOOD LAWD)
Yo, Why He Gotta Get A Will For??, That Shit Crazy, Will Birthed That Nigga And ALot Of These Niggas Frontin On Will.... But Hey, IF That's who he wanna get at first (which dosen't make sense), go ahead...shit jus dont look right, nor would it sound right), neither cusses so i mean you'll be hearin bow wow call will a "nigga" every chance he gets, and will jus brag about his movies..
but good luck 2 both..lol
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Bow Wow Looks like Rah-Digga in that picture up top. What do you think?
TO ruserious
o.k mama, i'll cut it out. I'm tired too. I just had to defend my point of view and i believe it was a sucess, so i'll stop it for now.....but just remember. That MC Katrina could come back if u bamas start up again.
so i'll cut it out and return to my orignal "The Black Truth" peaceful coments.
I'm not sure if Mr. Ciara knows who's he's effin' with strictly on the HipHop tip. Time for another lesson... For those who don't know, Will Smith was eatin' cats up on the straight up battle tip. Ask Big Daddy Kane about that battle at the After Midnight, a legendary Philly after hours teen night club. Yes, Will "Fresh Prince" Smith tore BDK a new one. Go back and lsten to the free style"I'm the Rapper, He's the D.J." from the album of the same name. As Jazzy Jeff rocked the ones and twos Big Will commence to drop hot bars over 6 different break beats. Go back to the first album and check out the live routines from the Rooftop. Now, I seriously doubt if Ms. Shad Moss knows:
A. Who Big Daddy Kane was before the VH1 Honors
b. What a break beat is
c.Where the Roof top was
I'm not hating on Bow Whizzle but Will Smith even now would would destroy him.
Without a gun, the n-word, or "grillz".
C'mon, Big Willy toured with RUN-DMC, The Beastie Boys, Eric B. and Rakim. Shadra was on the "Scream Tour".
Nuff said.
your telling me all that promotion and he still didn't go platinum.
Pow Wow.
To: ruserious
hey mama, we should go ou ton a date? send a pic to my email address and i'll send u mine. When u see me i bet you'll wanna kick it ( Myspace.com). we can sit back relax and drink 50s vitamin water and talk about the latest issues of hip-hop.
my peace offering,lol.
Black Truth
Everyone knows that you're a schizophrenic so whatever "peaceful" comments you would want to say would be pointless cause you're crazy.
And what the hell?!?! If you want to see a pic of me then you give me YOUR email address. I remember on another blog someone called me fat and ugly (I guess because my opinion didn't match theirs) which I found HILARIOUS and I told whoever wanted to see if there was any truth to the ignorant person comments could give me their e-mail address and I'll send them a pic. So there's No prob about that. BUT I see you don't respond to me when I'm trying to give my intellectual insight on different blogs but when I curse your ass out and call you out of your name you want to see my pic, fantasize about sippin vitamin water, discuss the future of hip hop, and bless me with peace offerings. LOL my ass!!!! You have issues.
leave 50 and g-unit out of this blog if possible. i know am mentioning their names but i wanted to stop it b4 it starts.i wanna really see if they run shit like i think.
whats the fuck is a snitcher?
to ruserious
I don't have issues, i'm cool on that, i told u i just had to vent some stuff. Bu ti'm back to my "normal" state.
anyway, willingboro83@yahoo. But one question....how will i know its really you?
to k-rob
hey are you gonna cop that new Game DVD, i heard he's dissin 50 CENT AND G-UNIT. I'm a failing fan of theirs now. I feel 50 cent is forcin' everyone to veiw him and i heard him on a Hot 97 interveiw saying, (in a serious manner ) "oversaturate the market, never, their can never be enough of g-unit (products)". I'm like, "man, please". Its funny in new york nobody likes 50 cent. Game has a g-uNOT sign in 50's hood and nobody is tryin' to take it down! 50 is popular everywhere EXCEPT new york....ain't that a bitch.
life can be very ironic sometimes.
When people lie they usually lie to gain something from the situation and in this situation there is nothing to gain so what's the point in lying. Who are you for me to sit down strategize research some pics and try to pass them off as me. Be serious. Check your e-mail in about 10 minutes.
I agree that this was a funny article! And although I'm not a Bow Wow Fan (My Kids Are), I'm definitely not a fan of what you do. You're a Fuckin' Hata! You Wendy Williams Ass Nigga. Damn how come lil' homie can't do his thing without you knockin' his hustle. I understand what you do is a form of entertainment for some people, but it's at someone else's expense in a negative way. We need to support each other more, and stop listening and reading shit from sidekick ass dudes Like YOU! All this shit you talkin', and Bow Wow could probably bust you're Fuckin' Ass. Get a Real Job, better yet get a real life. Then you wouldn't have to be so concerned with everyone else's!
DIDNT THAT LIL NIGGA BOW WOW GET BUT RAPED BY HIS OWN BODY GUARD A FEW YEARS AGO.IT CAME OUT ALL OVER THE NEWS AND RADIO STATIONS I GUESS HE WONT SHUT HIS MOUTH UP UNTIL SOME ONE GOES UP ON THAT NIGGA AGAIN.THATS WHAT HIS BUT IS ACHIN FOR ANOTHER DOG FUCKIN. WILL SMITH HAS WAY MORE TALENT THAN HIS "ROLL BOUNCE" WANNA BE JACKSON FIVE ASS NIGGA. BY THE WAY WILL SMITH WRITES BETTER SONGS THAN THAT LIL QUEER.AT LEAST WILL SMITH DIDNT TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING HES NOT UNLIKE BOW QUEERZY TRYING TO BE A THUG OR GANGSTA THAT KID IS A JOKE DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR AND GO OUT LIKE ONE OF THE MINI VANILLI GUYS AND KILL YOURSELF BOW WOW YOUR A JOKE A JOKE A JOKE GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD BOY.
to ruserious
I have the feeling that u are pro-black? am i right?
If so what are you doing on a hip-hop site.
Because us bloggers love sayin' the word NIGGA and we enjoy rap records that refer to ourselfs as niggaz. we enjoy sayin' the word, nigga. The word nigga, is symbolic to our 'hoodlike-peon states of mind. We can't go a day or a week without sayin nigga or listening to songs that praise that word. If we're not hearin' songs that say "nigga this, nigga that" then we read hip-hop magazines that will say it instead. We're all niggaz united under a nigga nation. so why are you hear.
u don't hear white people call each other, "honkey" all day do you?
another thing, if your pro-black why listen to hip-hop, 95% of hip-hop is about smokin' niggaz, pro-black on black crime. I can go to sam goody right now and look at all the nigga'kill a nigga records, and their from all coast. 95% of hip-hop talks about ghetto problems but they never seem to answer and tell how to make it out other that sell drugs to your own fuckin' hood members. If you come out of college-hood niggaz don't care. If you come out of jail-then niggaz we throw you a party.
also if your a pro-blackwoman why listen to music that will further disgrace you. i don't even understand why your here in the first place.
I can't speak for these other blogger but since i'm the only one that can tell the truth.. i'll say, that i love music that supports niggaz blowin other niggaz heads of with AK-47's, I love niggaz that push coke to crackheads in they community, i love how niggaz call black women a bucka' weaved-out bitches. I love hearin' song that lil'kids should brigs guns to school. Thats me, i love that anti-black gangsta-rap.
so, if your pro-black stop listening to hip-hop, we're talkin about "smokin' niggaz in a club and i don't feel complete without my snub."
I absolutely love sayin the word NIGGA...its a fricken term of endearment...My Nigga...da deal, Nigga; say nigga; Nigga, you crazy; I can't help it...I guess thats why I enjoy the Boondocks so much..."A bad knee, Granddad! That nigga had bad eyes." (still may favorite quote up til now) I love the many ways NIGGA can be said...Nugga, Nucka, so on and so forth.
yo, bow-wow,
listen up...it's big will(aka mike lawry)..lookie here, i got sperm bigger than you...eat dick..if i want anymore s*** from you, i'll wipe it off my d***...why not try working on a sequel to family johnson vacation..you b**** a** mutha f****....everyone else go see my movies..keep buying my cd's...bad boys..bad boys..watcha gon do??
Yeah i argee with Jaime N texas, the word "Nigga" is very degratin to our culture and thats why i love it so. I can't stop sayin nigga. I love the letters that compose the word 'nigga".
When me and ruserious have our baby,I'm going to name him or her-nigga. she's a strong black woman so she'll probabbly give birth to 3 twins....we'll name them "nigglets"
Y'all act like the word nigga is negative, how? The word identifies us as a disinted culture that can glory raical slander and transform it into something that we name ourselves that at the same time degrade ourselves.........now name one our culture that does that!
Niggaz, be proud to call each other niggaz. When u see a whiteman, walk up to him and proclaim your "niggerism"
Time for use to stand up and show true pride for our word and further imbelish the word "nigga" across the globe.
Dude, who wrote this blog. U are funny az Hell. All of it's true about BOW WOW. I believe MR. WILL SMITH would CRUSH bow wow lyrically also.
thank god he didnt go at suge, thatd be some funny shit. ah yeah i dont see why mr irrelevent is talkin like ohio is soft. cincy and cleveland is hard as hell.
the black truth
dont u mean anti black? cause pro black means hes for black culture, it sounds like u mean to say anti black
Black Truth
What the hell was that post about?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!W?!?!T?!?!F?!! You just posted a nursery rhyme about people dying in New Orleans. Could you please leave me alone you crazed maniac. It's almost 5 and it's time for you to take your meds. You psycho lunatic.
jay bows
PLEASE don't pay attention to that man. He's trying to be sarcastic though few caught on. He is really crazy. Y'all think I'm playing. Ignore his rants. I'm use to them now.
To ruserious
did u get my email? your email....not bad, not bad at all.......if someone had a gun to my head and said, "nigga, state the truth"..I'll say, "Y-Y-Yea man, i would love to hit that"
hahahahahhaha
sorry for the negativity. But those are some nice pics.
Too bad i'm here in florida and i have no one to spend christmas with other than L.A fitness. damn!
ruserious were are u at? I'll take a flight there, and don't say i won't cuz i might, i have money and school is going to be out for christmas so i ain't out nothing to do!
To ruserious
did u get my email? your email....not bad, not bad at all.......if someone had a gun to my head and said, "nigga, state the truth"..I'll say, "Y-Y-Yea man, i would love to hit that"
hahahahahhaha
sorry for the negativity. But those are some nice pics.
Too bad i'm here in florida and i have no one to spend christmas with other than L.A fitness. damn!
ruserious were are u at? I'll take a flight there, and don't say i won't cuz i might, i have money and school is going to be out for christmas so i ain't gut nothing to do!
HAHAHAHAHA.......... too Funny. I read that (XXL) interview too, didn't he go as far as sayin' that JAY-Z isn't relevant right now, or something to that effect??? I also recall some rumors when LIL' BOW WOW was first out that he got sodomized by one of his body guards???? I don't think he'll ever keep it "real" about that rumor..... Entertainin' Blog on a SNOW DAY........ GOOD LOOKS!!!!!!!!!!
bow wow..is on crak. to say will smith was a fake rapper jus proves he doesnt evn kno what real hip hop is. and what yall mean will dont have street cred? will is more street then 75% of rappers these days. he just decided to become a intellegent mature business man rather than some uneducated saggin-ass hood nigga. will is a boss and should be idolized by every young black man whos trying to become succesful in life. bow wow was threw years ago. if he would have just stuck to the teenage heart throb image i would have had more respect for him. youll have more success being you then faking someone else. good blog though , fell out my chair laffing and busted my head reading this
Black Truth
I know you like!!!!! God blessed me with a variety of things and I'm grateful for it. And no I didn't get your email. And yes I still think you are crazy.
This mess was funny! I love this story and I'm crazy over Bow Wow. In a way, I kind of agree with him. I'm a fan of Will Smith's acting, not his rapping. Will Smith is perfect at acting but his rapping isn't all good. It's not 'real'.
did u get my email now, mama.
Haha that shit was funny, that was real creative you should do more of those, for real. By the way didn't one of the niggas from Kriss Kross die?
that was fuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy.
I used to really like bowwow
now he's okay just another rapper
lil bow wow will never shake the lil. JD makes music with him so he can have someone around that makes him feel tall.
But dam how much does Mr. Irreverent disslike XXL shit give a mag a break.
I thought it was funny how he said "If we talking about right now, at this second, the hottest rappers out is myself, Kanye West and 50 Cent. That's it."
This guy is delusional. I see those guys leading in Grammy nominations but not bow weezy.
This guy needs to humble himself I thought it was pretty nice when he came in on "Oh I think they like me" , maybe he'd have a chance if his head wasn't waaayyy up his own ass.
Lil Bow Wow would look good on Michael Jacksons' arm.
R-FIGGZ shut the fuck up.
LMAO dat's some funny shit right thurr! Dat lil' boy need to think b4 he speaks. I use to like bow wow but when he turn 18 dat lil' nigga think he's da shit. Dat's just so sad how he trying to destroy he's career.
Bow wow need to calm his lil' ass down!!!
Bow wow be smelling himself too much. He need to calm down before it's too late.
He's label describes his skills, so so for real, I'm nicer than him on an internet deal, and he can say that 99% of my fans don't exist, but 100% of his fans can suck my dick.
But, seriously, fuck a Bow Wow, no talent having bitch. If a nigga from off the internet [myself] can murder this punk in an abortion of a diss track ["Bow Wow Diss (For the Love of God, don't listen to this abortion)"], then respond with a "better" sequel [appropriately named "Bow Wow Diss: The Sequel"], Shad Moss needs to die. And he needs to die slow, getting DP'ed by Ciara and JD. (no homo)
Thank you and good day. :)
FOR REAL... WHAT TYPE OF NIGGA GONNA NAME HIMSELF "BOW WOW"
THATS SOME G@Y AZZ SH!T RIGHT THERE FROM THE START... HE NEEDS TO STICK TO THE LIL BOY GROUP COLABO'S HE DOES.. AND MAKE SONGS FOR GIRLS, CUZ THATS ALL HE IS HERE FOR... LIL KIDS AND GIRLS..
HE SAYS NO ONE KEEPS IT THUGGIN' LIKE HIM
HOMEBOY.. YOUR NOT THUGGIN' YOUR IN A LARGE ESTATE THATS WORTH MILLIONS, AND WALK AROUND THAT WITH SECURITY THATS TIGHTER THAN CIARA'S PU$$Y, (CUZ I KNOW HE AINT GIVIN HER WHAT SHE NEEDS) AND YOUR SAYING YOU KEEP IT THUGGIN???
HOMEBOY U NEED TO BACK THE F*CK UP
BEFORE YOU GET SLAPPED THE F*CK UP
WE ALL SAW HOW U TRIED TO KISS THE SINGER FROM "GREEN DAY" ON THE AWARDS SHOW... HOMEBOY.. HE DIDNT WANT TO KISS YOU... HE LOOKS G@Y BUT HE KEEPS IT MORE REAL THAN YOU......
F*CK BOW WOW............
To Jai
yo, where r u from??????
man nobody in Ohio respect that bitch ass nigga, shit we be like fuck that nigga and the nigga stays in ATL because he knows if he came back to columbus niggas would jack that nigga, then laugh in that niggas face. Bone Thugs is the real niggas from Ohio and dont act like us Mid West niggas dont hold it down because you can be killed in these in streets just like any other hood.
BOW WOW AINT EVEN IN ATL..
SURE HE IN ATL'S LAND, BUT HE MADE SOME MULTI MILLION DOLLAR PRIVATE "HOOD" THAT HE WALKS AROUND SAFELY.. HE IN HIS OWN LIL WORLD NOW... LIL BOWEY WOWEY NEEDS TO GET BOXED.....
yo mike,sw
come with some better punch lines...your ryhmes are hungry...your ribs is touchin'. lol
you got them nursery ryhmes for real. You must be young! Go to the libaray and exstract some more vocabulary pimp.
Houston in the house! (haha)
OH NO! Watch out Will!!
Bow Wow's comin for you!!
I mean what the fuck man? Where is he takin this??? Is he actually callin out Will to beef with him? That's shitty man.. Fucked up...
I mean: even Bart Simpson has more STREET CREDIBILITY and that's a cartoon
he should diss like KEVIN 'K-FED' FEDERLINE
yeah, start beef with him little bitch
:d
K-Fed might shit on Bow Wow unless T.I write his diss track. That's funny about the bart simpson comment.
I SPIT TWO RYMES THAT ARE OK
AND R-FIGGAZ JUST CANT FORGET THEM...
MY FAN BASE IS GETTING LARGER
I TAKE BACK MY LAST COMMENT.. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME ONE IS STEALING NAMES....
THE REAL IS R-FIGGZ
NOT R-FIGGAZ...
APPARENTLY YOU CAN SPOT THE REAL R-FIGGZ BY "HOW INTELLECTUAL" HE IS..
Irreverent,
You are so fking LAME just like this story. You are nothing but another WHITE ASS internet writer stirring shit up about BLACK youth trying to incite shit on a worthless BLOG.
You are probably nothing but a jealous writer seeing bow-wow all that making money and your lame a$$ at home with nothing to write.
You lame ASS internet writers have nothing to do but write provoking stories about black hip-hop entertainers.
Go get a real damn job and fck yourself.
Peace
I like this one:
"The 9 year old girls who once wanted to have your baby already have babies by older harcore rappers." :d:d
I'd like to see Bow Wow and Lil' Romeo beefin => that'd be some funny shit
--Bow Wow-- "ya mother is fat"
--Romeo-- "no, your mother is fat"
--Bow Wow-- "don't say that"
--Romeo-- "Sorry"
--Bow Wow-- "I'm sorry too"
--Romeo-- "I'm more sorry"
--Bow Wow-- "Let's kiss*
haha
Bow Wow says the hottest artists out right now is him, 50 Cent and Kanye West. I think he skipped a few artist that are hotter than him. Let me name a few. Mike Jones, Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne, Black Eyed Peas, Gwen Stefani(she rap harder than bow wow even though he's been doing it longer), Chamillionaire, Nelly,The Game,Trillville,D4L(ok, not really d4l) Paul Wall, Three 6 Mafia, Mariah Carey(the rap verse she had in "Don't Forget About Us"), Juelz Santana, Styles P, my pastor and the deacon board, Tim McGraw(let him spit one verse and you'll see) and mainly everyone else except Bow Wow
Bow Wow = trash
Mike Jones = trash
The Game = ass
Trillville = trash
Black Eyed Peas = ass x 4
if you want a list of the hottest rappers...
Papoose, Jae Millz, Cory Gunz, Stack Bundlez, Grafh, Saigon, J.R. Writer, Hell Rell, Cassidy, SunN.Y., AZ, Kool G Rap, T.I., Chamillionaire, Young Buck, D-Block, Twista, Big L (R.I.P., he's dead and would still murder 80% of the rap game), Murda Mook, T-Rex, Jin Tha MC, Scarface, Common, Talib Kweli, and Mos Def. anyone fuckin with that group? doubt it.
fuck that record sales bullshit...if you try to let record sales determine how good of a rapper someone is, you not a real hip-hop fan. kill yourself, industry bitches
Yo that nigga bow wow is ass meat son. Niggas a faggot son, he start chillin with another nigga(ciara) and now he think he hard and shit. I hate fake faggot ass niggaz like him. He need to go back and try to pull down those 9 year old panties cuz thats the only thing that he could ever get goin for him. Nigga would fuck his girl/dude right in his face and he wouldnt do shit about it. Bitch ass nigga
Bow wow is FUcking Crazy, trying to compare himself or put himself in the same Category has 50 cent, Kanye or even Jay z, I think he forgot a few Rappers, like Nas, Juelz Santana and Lil Wayne. I don't even Consider Bow wow a Rapper I Consider him an R&B singer, cause that is what he is. I will even say that B2K have more street Creditability then him, the sold Drugs they were on the street, even some of them were homeless and the streets raised them. Bow wow is Disrespectful to the ONE RAPPER that opened so many doors for these RAPPERS, Will Smith was the first to win a Grammy, the first RAPPER or and The ONLY Rapper to get paid 20 Million per movie no less. I think bow-wow is confused with saying Will Smith movies are not like Denzel's or they are Cornball like he said. I think he forgot the fact that will was an OSCAR nominee. I think Bow-wow needs to RESPECT Will Smith because WIll is an icon and is loved by even one the Industry from RAPPERS to ACTORS. Even Tupac RESPECTED WILL and his wife JADA knows that more than anyone. She was tupac's BEST friend, he love and she was like a sister to him, he treated her the same way the treated his mother.
I don't think anyone in the industry considers Bow-wow a Rapper; he doesn't even get Awards Nominations for a BEST RAPPER Category.
I done heard it all now, now I know it's too many white people on this site. People being real does not mean what yall think at all, it's a whole different meaning to being real for starters gettin shot 9x's and not doin nothin about it. so he's not one of the realest rappers in the game. and I congratulate Will on his success and all but he ain't the realest from the old school and I'll be damned if yall can say bow wow is better than the late great 2pac. remember yall idol 50 said he wanted to be like pac. oh yeah funny skit. schools out kiddies
oh yeah bow wow ain't as weak as yall put him out to be that must be dudes jealous of him well I got my females tamed so I ain't got no reason to be jealous of the lil nigga. but it is what it is. do ya thing bow wow.
This is the funniest shit i have ever read in my life, i laughed so hard that i got a headache.well done, great writing.
non hater huh? sound like you doin some to me! if you knew what you were talkin bout, then you would know that Wayne makes mention of only two fathers, one being just a father figure. his step-father Rabbit(who is dead), and Birdman. come on man.................... LIL BOW WOW???? r u serious? get your shit straight, then post. ASSHOLE!!
I posted on that white guy's blog twice now and he didn't post any real voices on the blog, so I called him out. I wrote - NonMos: If you don't post this message to its entirety, I will go to the other posts and bring it to the non-singular voices on the other blogs, which will make more people think you're a joke, instead of a serious artist. I know you think you can create a buzz this way, but if you won't let the people make up their own opinions about you, you're only fooling yourself. If you want to create buzz, make your blog open to every single person who wants to post and prove the haters wrong. By the way, I have copied and will post this message after waiting a few minutes for you make up your mind. Prove you're worth the rep of having: "Upscale clientele', great happy hour (2 for 1 top shelf), friendly waitresses, good music, live late night salsa on Fridays, and reggae on Thursday's mixes it up." - He never posted it, so I thought, let's have an open discussion in any of the other blogs (Posted once in every blog, so I everyone get's the chance to say something).
to ha
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! LIL BOW WOW IS BETTER THAN TUPAC?? HE DONT EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SHIT! THAT SHIT IS UNBELIEVABLE, PAC WAS A POET, RAPPIN WAS SECOND NATURE TO HIM, HE HAD A MESSAGE IN HIS MUSIC. SEEMINGLY TO DEEP FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND IF YOU PUT LIL BOW WOW OVER HIM! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU MUST BE LISTENIN TO THE MUSIC, HEAR IT BIATCH!! THAT WAS JUST A DUMB-ASS COMMENT, LOG OFF AND NEVER RETURN! THAT WAS SELF SUICIDE!
to lhadesunflower:
"THAT WAS SELF SUICIDE!"...... as oppsed to what other kinds of suicide?
lol...nice...funny!! Bow Wow is a joke...Ciara get at me, boo 555-1212...hit me anytime!!!
"Self Suicide"???
-scratches his head, looks around the room, logs off cpu.
TIMOTHEY O'RILEY III.....
.... ARE YOU SERIOUS????
BIG AND PAC NOT COMING OUT WITH RECENT CONCERTS??
TOO BIG TO SHOW LOVE??
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE (ILL SAY IT AGAIN) WERE ALIVE, THEY DID GIVE A LOT BACK TO THE COMMUNITY.. AND DID A LOT OF BEHIND THE SCENES STUFF FOR WOMEN, KIDS,AND COMMUNITY, EVEN THOUGH THEY COMMITED FELONIES ON A DAILY BASIS..ANYWAYS SWITCH TOPIC...
OK YALL.. DOES ANYONE CONSIDER LIL FLIP A BETTER RAPPER THAN LIL BOW WOW??
HA! HA! HA!... Ur not funny. U must ain't got a life 2 sit up here 'n' make up dat ridiculous stori... do me a favorite grow up!
Man you guys are dicks, leave bow-wow alone.
Word :d
Fresh Azimiz? He serious? He looks like a geek with those braces
you can't buy style, Bow Wow
you just can't :p
He looks like that kid in that cereal commercial tryin to play basketball before he ate the cereal :p
You should grow a couple of inches, then you could beef with Mini Me
:p
That interview in XXL should be enough to convince any Hip Hop fan that Shad Gregory Moss is officialy insane!
SEE AND HEAR THE FUTURE OF HIP-HIP....
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ONE
That shit was funny!!!!!!!
how many people in here agree when i say that the person who started this blog is just like bow wow
he doesnt start blogs about other rappers who claim to be realer than they are but he will about bow wow.
isnt he doing the same thing that bow wow is doing to try and make himself seem more relevant?
That lil article shit was super hilarious,bro. That exactly what dude is goin thru. Hes runnin out of fans, cause the bitches hoped he be taller than 5' 5". at least hes not jermaine dupri's wack fake ass. jd is like baby puff daddy, all these wack niggas are copycat "producers".i read that lil niggas article, he said he's producin now, and he got a stu. i need these industry connects , id rob the shit outta that bitch ass niggas lab. e'rethang in that shit.its all good tho'.when i get hot, ill resurrect dudes career(haha),and take his bitch.
MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
P.S. I AInt a hater, i just hate fake shit.(
VANILLA ICE IS THE GREATEST.HE STARTED THAT TALK ABOUT ICE WAY BEFORE ANY OTHER RAPPER STARTED TO TALK ABOUT ICE.
BY THE WAY LOOK OUT FOR HIS NEW ALBUM COMING SOON SOMETIME BEFORE SPRING 2006.
In a time when Southern Hip-Hop is criticized for its lack of lyrical talent, Lil' Wayne proves that the South can indeed rap. While most of The Carter II is consumed with braggadocios rhymes - all of which are dope - Weezy still has room to grow and offer more variety and conceptual material. But that's not to put a damper on his latest effort, which exceeds all expectations. It's still amazing to see Wayne progress as an emcee the past two years. If he stays on this track, who knows what the future holds? Maybe his visions of grandeur as, "The best rapper alive, since the best rapper retired," will come to fruition.
V:
Real talk my nigger
Its all for publicity.Just to stir up some shit to keep his name in the mix.Bow wow talking down on will smith?cmon.just check out the lil ones new video, he will do anything to keep his name out there.
THIS IS BY FAR THE SADDEST TRAGEDY -- NOT BOW WIZZLE, BUT MRS. IRREVERENT!
THIS PUSSY IRRELEVENT IZ BITING MY TACTICS.
I WAS THE IMPERSONATOR WHO IMMITATED ALL THE RAPPERS AND MADE THOSE MOCK SONGZ OF HUSTLER'S AMBITION, CALLED LIL WAYNE BIRD SHIT JR. AND BIRD CHEST JR., AND MADE MOCKERY OF EVERYONE FROM LIL WAYNE TO KIM TO PAUL WIGGETY WALL. I SEE MANY ELEMENTS OF MY STUFF IN IRRELEVENT'S COMMENT HERE FOR FODDER.
IRRELEVENT IS A BITIN-AZZ PRICK!
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND MR. IRREVENT IS: I'M QUICK TO KICK A NIGGA'Z ASS, AND IRREVERENT IS QUICK TO LICK A NIGGA'Z ASS!!
STOP BITIN BITCH!!
Word
Weezy's definitely one of my favorite rappers now
Lil' Weezy, Cormega, Jada, Saigon, Canibus, Lloyd Banks, Juelz, Cassidy, Fab-O, Noyd
that's the dream team right there!!
Dude,
When I read that interview they did with this li nigga. I couldn't help but say "what is this li nigga talking about"
BOW WOW-son u are wack, ur style and everything else is bitten. Grow up, write your own lines and try it again. Better yet do something stupid like cassidy and shoot some people, that'll bring ur street cred up. Nigga you called out Will Smith and if i'm not mistaken Will Smith could but the whole SO-SO def plus the movies you have done. Nigga b 4 u go trying to beef with an INTERNATIONAL ENTERTAINER you better be watching Ciara's manager cause i hear he knows what the pussy feels like better than you do.
Grow up li puss ass nigga.
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WHEN I AM NOT ON B.E.T.COM COUNTDOWN SPORTIN EXTRA TIGHT SMEDIUM LEATHER JACKETS, I'M STARTIN BULSHIT LABELS AND SIGNING BRANDI TO THEM.
I'M FRESH OFF MY ALBUM RAYDIATION, THAT SHIT WAS HOT. I SOLD 300 COPIES IN SOUTH AFRICA IN MY FIRST WEEK.
THEY LUV ME IN AFRICA, ESPECIALLY ETHIOPIA. AND NOW THAT I HAVE A MUSTACHE, I HAVE ALL THE AFRICAN GROUPIES ON MY JOCK. IN FACT, I AM THE USHER OF ETHIOPIA, THEY SAY MY BIG FACE REMINDS THEM OF THEIR FOOD GOD!
ANYWAY, MY ALBUM DEBUTED AT NUMBER 201 ON THE BILLBOARD TOP 200, SO IM STEADILY CLIMBIN, SON!!
REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY I HAD THAT SONG WITH LIL KIM, AFTER THA VIDEO I ATE HER AZZ. IT WAS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT TO DATE.
HIT ME UP AT RAYJ@1WISH/BRANDIBROTHA.COM
IS FOXY BROWN REALLY DEAF?
I don’t know about these New York papers. They seem to be more concerned with rappers than real news. There is a Big Apple paper that “reported†Foxy Brown spazzed out after trying to take out $2,000 in cash from a bank. Whether she actually went off is speculation, but the paper took it a step forwarded and said that financial stress might be behind this apparent rage. I’m pretty “eh†about this rumor. Nevertheless, the same paper said that Foxy maybe lying about her hearing loss. I certainly don’t believe that mess. Anyway, what I think doesn’t matter much. I just want to hear a new Fox album. I’m still bumpin’ a bootleg version of The Fever, her unreleased album from Def Jam.
^^^^^^ OK.......... not funny, this has nothing to do with Bow Wow or Will Smith. People please stick to the topics.
Bow Wow Biography
Bow Wow (formerly Lil' Bow Wow, born Shad Gregory Moss on March 9, 1987 in Columbus, Ohio), is an American rapper. Releasing his first album, Beware of Dog, at the age of thirteen, Bow Wow quickly became a successful recording artist, under the mentorship of record producer Jermaine Dupri, eventually breaking out on his own by 2003 and continuing his success.
Moss never saw his biological father and was raised, along with his stepsister Erica, by his mother and her husband. When Moss was five, he started his career in rap using the monicker Kid Gangsta. One year later, he took front stage during the Chronic tour and impressed rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg who would later give Moss his first professional alias, "Lil Bow Wow". Dogg later hired him as an opening act and introduced him to Jermaine Dupri, a producer who helped shape Moss' career.
He backed up the success of his 2000 debut album, Beware of Dog, with 2001's Doggy Bag, which contained songs such as "Thank You" and "Take You Home".
In addition to his own albums, Bow Wow has contributed to Will Smith's album, Wild Wild West, which was named after the movie which also stars Smith, and had a guest appearance on Brandy's TV sitcom, Moesha. He made his acting debut in Like Mike, where he acted as a young orphan who gets a shot at the NBA. He is also a good friend of basketball star Allen Iverson.
Bow Wow is a born-again Christian.
He was Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher for losing some borrowed jewelry.
Bow Wow is considering dropping his "Bow Wow" monicker and being known by his real name, Shad Moss.
Every now and then a kid rapper breaks through and enjoys some short-term novelty success before getting swept away by the next big thing, and during the early 2000s, Lil Bow Wow was one of those kid rappers, though he did his best not to get swept away, changing his name to Bow Wow, and changing his originally poppy style to a more mature one.
Born in Reynoldsburg (Cleveland), OH, the formerly lil' Bow Wow began rapping at a very young age and had developed his style quite impressively by the time he hooked up with Jermaine Dupri of So So Def, a successful Atlanta-based record label. Dupri had experienced much success throughout the '90s with kid rappers such as Kris Kross and Da Brat, and he saw similar potential in Bow Wow, enough to bring him aboard the So So Def hit parade. Along with his right-hand man Brian Michael Cox, Dupri wrote and produced the bulk of the preteen's debut album, Beware of Dog (2000). The album spawned a runaway breakthrough single (and summer anthem), "Bounce With Me," along with a couple heavily rotated follow-up singles, "Bow Wow (That's My Name)" (featuring Snoop Dogg) and "Ghetto Girls."
All this success put Bow Wow's career into overdrive: he went back into the studio with Dupri and recorded a consciously poppy follow-up, Doggy Bag (2002), that was intended to consolidate the youngster's success, and he also went to Hollywood to star in Like Mike (2002), a kid-movie vehicle about basketball that turned out pretty well. Along the way, Bow Wow enjoyed another really big hit, "Take Ya Home" (produced by the Neptunes, right around the time that duo was unstoppable, churning out one hot hit after another), and changed his name from Lil Bow Wow to just Bow Wow. Among other changes that took place around this time, Bow Wow left So So Def and signed with Columbia, leaving his musical parents, Michael Cox and Dupri, behind as well. His first recording for Columbia, Unleashed (2003), showcased a more mature sound, one that straddled the mainstream and the streets simultaneously, but didn't do so well commercially, which didn't bode well at all for the pint-size rapper, especially considering the all-too-common fate that often befalls here-today, gone-tomorrow kid rappers. Appearances in the films Johnson Family Vacation (2004) and Roll Bounce (2005) kept Bow Wow out of the studio for a couple years. When he returned, he reunited with Dupri and released Wanted in July of 2005.
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I dont really wanna get into it, but I do know that Foxy is chilling with the music thing for a second.
Apparently she got an offer from DEF-Jam to be their new mascot. The job pays well.
She is also considering an offer from Verizon and their 'can you hear me now?' campaign, so Foxy is doing her thing on the DL.
BETTER THAN PAC,FUCK OUTTA HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE RETARDED ASS VEGE.... WHAT CENTURY U COME FROM MUTHAFUCK?
MR SHAKUR (RIP) WAS THAT A BROAD OR A NIGGA WHO POSTED THAT DUMB ASS SHIT? GET IT RIGHT!!!
SKEET187
FYI - REALER and RAY J are the same person. This person is from the City University of New York in the University Computer Center. (IP Trace)
Do not believe his gangsta.
I REPEAT, DO NOT BELIEVE HIS GANGSTA.
"RAYJ@1WISH/BRANDIBROTHA.COM": I didn't know email addresses let someone put a slash ( / ) type into it. My guess is it's fake.
okay can u send me a pic of bow weezie wit his grill.
yo y u dissin bow wow? dunt hate cuz he richer den u nd more successful ND BETTA LOOKIN!!!
Bravo Irreverent. This was some funny ass shit.
P.S.: Roll Bounce was good!
fuck bow wow he aint shit he aint better than jeezy,t.i.,he aint even better than jermaine dupri how dare he put himself in the same category as 50,kanye ,nas,jay-z-he is a little clown i do hope will smith sees his stupid little ass and chokes him till he shits himself(snoop aint there to protect you bitch)all in all fuck bow wow
Trust me I fully intend to air Bow Wow Wow out on the next Wild Wild West Soundtrack. I am sure if I record it like a follow-up to "Summertime" I can muster up just enough bravado to win this beef.
If all else fails I will have my son beat him up. He does 200 push-up every hour, with one arm AND on his knuckles.
We aint scared.
RON MEXICO, BOW WOW AND SPONBOB SQUARE PANTS SUCK
Mr. Irreverent.
You ARE my nigga!
Please put a sticky on this shit or something PLEASE.
This should be required sohh.com reading.
GOD DAMN!
This shit is crazy..they know they dumbasses is lyin because i dont think this is true...i cant believe it because i think dat yall is not tellin da whole truth i will sue yall asses!!lol...but anyway yall need to stop puttin shit on her like this! Because its gay!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE, PLEASE - do you know that 99% of the people writing these lame
stories on SOHH and AHH about every rapper excluding 50-cent are WHITE and not black. They don't know $hit about hip-hop and get you heated over these dense articles.
Come on people, wake up!!!
I love bow wow and y'all betsta stop talkin 'bout my baby
HOLLA,
Mrs, Shad Moss
(just so y'all know that's bow wow's REAL NAME)
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, if u said black kids can't read you are a racis behind liar. Because i know this one right here can!!! And if you think your mr. perfect you look up there because i saw a few mistakes!!! And all yall who hate bow wow are just some PLAYA HATERS!!! Don't hate him because you ain't him. One more thing you don't say the word NIGGA if u ain't one because if you say it in fornt of one you will get punched, or you carlights and Windows will get smashed out!!! Belive me i've seen it happen bfore anf those people who did it didn't pay a dime to that person to get it fixed, and that person never said the word NIGGA again!!!
Agian Mrs. Shad Moss
ALSO just so yall know all the music in this world came from NIGGA music so if yall thing yall music so good you should be thanking them, and when i say NIGGA music i don't mean rap i'm talkin way back from Africa WE brought rythm, if it wasn't for us you would only have that classical music, not even country, and also Africans were the ones who tought most white how to read write and everything else!! Take that you racis white Crackers!!!!!
And for all yall dumb dick head who beliave this crap yall is a group of dumb dick heads!! YALL SOOOOO DUMB!!
Again from Mrs. Shad Moss
(Ciara can go lay down and die for all i care!!)
Hahaahahahahahahahahahah
Fuckin Hilarious Why Dont Bow Wow Go At Lil Romeo
Oh its Coz Romeo Got No Limit ...
Damn Bow Wow Real Cornered On The Beef Department
bow wow u r soo sexy baby