With Nas, Jadakiss, Styles P, Sheek Louch, Beanie Siegal and Jay-Z making peace this week and Mobb Deep, M.O.P., Ma$e, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck and 50 Cent being one happy family, where does that leave Fat Joe?
As a man, all you have is your word and your balls. However, if you're Prodigy, 50 Cent owns your words and your balls. Now I can totally understand why 50 signed Prodigy. Prodigy is little and he can spit. Dude is just small enough so that even standing up, he can give 50 a blow job or a hand job - depending on who's in the booth.
Prodigy has been sucking 50 off something terrible these days. Have you heard the lyrics Prodigy's been spitting these days? It's disgusting.
What's the deal with people wanting to set their favorite rappers doing time free?
Free Keith Murray. Free Yayo. Free Ras Kass. Free Lil Kim. Free Beanie. Free Turk. Free C-Murder. Free Freaky Zeeky. Free Gucci Mayne. Free Cassidy.
If they do the crime, they need to do the time - just like you and me.
I love me pork.
I could be healthy and get some Turkey bacon, but that's faking it. I hate fake food. If you're a vegatarian, you should eat plants. Stop fronting eating plants in the shape of a hot dog. That's the life you choose. Anyway....
I'm still bugging ;Fantasia wrote a book that she can't read. Truth is, truth hurts. I expect her Behind The Music to be more entertaining than New Edition's 1.87 royality check.
Speaking of dumb chicks, Seven played herself on The Ultimate Hustler. Looking at her bony ass, there's no way in hell she's making six figures. She's probably counting from the decimal places. It's more like 0000.00. She's so small you could probably watch her strip on a dial-up connection. (Geek joke)
This wasn't on the agenda for today, but I want to clarify an important FACT about Jay-Z if he were to go at 50 Cent. Hopefully, Jay-Z is reading this and won't body himself because HISTORY has a horrible way of repeating itself.
RAP HISTORY 301
Every day since 2001, we have all gone back n' forth about who won between Nas vs. Jay-Z. Depending on who you like will determine your answer. Face it, this conflict will never have one answer. I mean, to date, people still debate Big Daddy Kane vs. Rakim.
However there are certain facts that both sets of stans must take into consideration. Nas Stans have to admit that Nas was falling off since It Was Written. If it wasn't for Jay-Z going at Nas, he might still be falling. To think there could have been albums worst than Nastradamus. Jay-Z Stans have to admit that Jay didn't finish Nas. If anything, he injured him. Nas healed up and dropped Ether and the rest is HISTORY.
Two more week until Jay-Z declares war. However, I don't suspect that Jay is going to do the obvious and dis someone.
Walk wif me.
Education Secretary William Bennett commented last Wednesday on his "Morning in America" show an idea of how to reduce crime.
"But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down."
Whoa.
