Sometimes I just don't be feeling these rappers. I got a list of rappers that I'd like to fight. I'm not saying I'd win, but I would definitely like to swing on 'em and let what happens, happen.
Here's who I'd like to go a round or two with...
Bow Wow. I'd like to hold him down by his neck.
Kanye West. I'd check this nigga real quick. I hope John Legend would jump in to help so he could get some too.
Terrance Howard. He's not a rapper, but he plays a rapper in Hustle & Flow. I don't like this nigga. Maybe it's because he's always playing an asshole role and it seems to fit him so well. But I'd like to tap that chin.
What about ya'll. Who would you like to fight?

I would like to fight yo ass for coming up with this stupid ass subject.
I'd like to bust Lil Scrappy's head for claiming to be the prince of the south and TI for claiming to be the king of the south. I actually like TI's music but his claims of being the king have got to stop!!!
I must agree with Logica. I would have to tap yo ass..........
I would like to fight Trina and Foxy Brown and Jackie O and Da Brat in a big bowl of jello!
Kanye West ain't no rapper! And Bow Wow went R&B... so come up with a REAL rapper you'd like to punch out... and I'll make sure they pay you a visit!
LOGICA-hey, it's just a blog, and if he wants to do this as a topic, he can...i mean who said blogs couldn't be about any topic they want it to be (i don't see anything wrong with the subject, he's just posting his opionion and how he feels)
okay, in my personal opionion, i see nothing wrong with terrence howard, actually i think he's a great actor and i like him :). hmmm...i'd take my stilleto off and do damgage to kanye west too-i like his music, just not his attitude.
i would like to fight g-unit, terror squad, the lox, murder inc, and all them talkactives and that would make the rap game true again
FUCKIN JIM JONES! That's about the scraggliest homo I've ever seen in my life. This nigga gonna call Nas a homo? Shit, faggot wish he could be Nas. That's the faggot who's photos I print out and use them for target practice, I hate that motherfucker. Nigga talks so much shit like he's actually an influence in this rap game, but I'd step to him, whip his mental with a freestyle battle, slap the peach fuzz off his greasy face, then unload the clip into that bastards grill. Certified nut-swinger if you ask me, Certified gangsta yo bitch nigga.
Next up would be that Baby Bash motherfucker--wanna be pretty boy. I'd fucking beat that niggas ass with my fists, then light his face on fire and then stomp on that shit with a track shoe nigga, what you wanna do. I'd cut all his hair off then make that bitch eat that shit til he coughin' up hairballs--the pussycat motherfucker...
CHILL DOG I FUCKS WIT JIM JONES....HE AINT THAT LYRICAL BUT HE GOT DELIVERY AND U CAN FEEL WHAT HIS EMOTIONS IN WHAT HE SAY, PLUS HE A GOOD BUSINESS MAN...U CANT HATE THAT...BUT ANY WAY, I WOULD LOVE TO SLAP FIRE OUT OF CHINGY...BREAKDANCE ON BOO AND GOTTI'S FACE(THEY R SOHH PHONY)...BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TAKE TONY YAYO AND LIL' FLIP'S HEAD AND SLAM THEM SHITS 2GETHER LIKE TWO EGGS OUT THIS BITCH.
I'd like to swing on Kanye, too.
I would break the other side of his face.
I would bust Lil Romeo up side his head with Master P's dick. And if Master P says "UGHHHHHH!" then I would slap him down and fuck him up with my dick. I don't like either of them. I would slap down Jermain "Jackson" Dupree with Janet Jackson's titty. Lastly, I would fuck up Lloyd Banks and the Game cuz they think the tough and they on 50's sac, but real tough guys don't talk about how tough they are, rather, real tough guys type about who they will fuck up. You feel me! HAHAHAHA!
hahahahahahaha funny shit
If I ever get my hands on Lil Zane, I will twirl him around by his ankles and bang his head into a cement wall.
And Pras from the fugees, I will stomp on his testicles cuz he looks like my dick with a shape-up.
Oh yeah, and them mobb deep bitchez, they are like 5-feet combined. I will tear off their heads and shit down their necks. Son they shook!!
Lil Kim, I will stick my dick in her mouth and punch her in the eye to make her shut up that sqeaky ass noise she calls a voice. I would fuck up and fuck foxxy black, too. But, I would paint a white circle around her mouth, pussy, and ass, so i could find them shits in the dark, cuz that bitch is toasty black.
Fighting a rapper is impossible. Because they have 10 bodyguards to take you down, you are better off picking a fight with a rockstar, now those are tough guys. Or even one of those redneck country stars that live in them mountains.
chingy wud get a flying kick.
j-kwon wud get suplexed.
bow wow wud get headbutted.
fabolous wud get a stunner.
lil kim wud get a pimp slap.
memphis bleek wud get clotheslined.
and then in the final i wud take on ja rule, the skinny muthafcuka.
id rock bottom him and give him the peoples elbow.
if ya smell wot stampeder is cooking!!!
I LIKE RUMBLE IN THA JUNGLE WITH BONE CRUSHER BIG ASS LIKE 2 CHOP THAT PIECE OF OAK TREE DOWN ~`~
Yeah, Chingy'd get his...watch that bitch's voice crack when I knock 'em in the ribs. I'd make all them St. Louis boys feel these knuckles and tell them cocks to quit talking like that. If Puff Daddy were still trying to rap, I'd even go after his ass. I'd knock a lens out his sunglasses, take that toothpick out of his mouth and jam it in his eye and tell him, "Thats what you get for pimping Biggie!" Nick Cannon would get it for trying to be Will Smith in his new movie and I might just gotta throw a grenade in the middle of the Hot Boyz group. I'd take 9 more shots at 50, then slap Banks upside the head for not knowin how many girls he fucked the night before on 50's DVD. Then last but not least, if Pac was still around I'd gotta go after him cause he talked so much shit, I'd gotta see if he could back it up--one on one I'd see him. Suge could wait til I get done before I start flexing with him. Then I'd give Snoop some dap and say let's run up on the Game for wearin' red. Whew...that's what I got for now--
--WAIT! Juelz Santana would get choked with that neutral color bandana he's got around his head--fuck nigga, claim a gang or get that shit off yo head--and NOOO, Dipset ain't no motherfuckin gang!
suge could get a stompin so could benzino and all them that rep the dirty south
i have to say i'd woop up on anyone with a ?uestionable name: Pretty Tony, Bow Wow?, Young Buck. he's like 28 or somethin right? slim thug weighin around 240, Gucci Mane? Ima start callin myself MCM Dude. Weebie, Baby, well hes Birdman so... , come on man!! To quote what someone said... Ima grown ass man dawg!!
I would just beat the shyt out of junior mafia cuz I dont like snitches
fuck all y'all if u want a real rapper to fight im the next on the list i am part of that V.A. CLICK CALLED THE KAMIKAZE SQUAD REPPIN RICHMOND TO THE FULLEST IF U WANNA FIGHT A REAL RAPPER WITHOUT THE BODYGUARDS U CAN HOLLA AT ME WHEN I BE ON THE SCENE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS.BITCHES
I would just step on Yayo's throat until the front touched the back. This man got the most annoying voice "Here we blow now" GARBAGE.
i wanna fight ray j,cassidy,nick cannon,TI, young guns,lil zane,memphis bleek, all in a steel cage match with a few of my niggas. and fuck all them weak soft fake ass niggas up badly
id'e like 2 fuck up game that lil punk ass trator he needz to learn sum respect 4 his crew when brought in2 one man ide woop his ass so bad he'de think i was his momma.
lil soulja shut the fuck up, u a thug but u on the computer, u prolly be having cyber sex weak ass bitch
Yeah, so this pussy gonna be on the scene in the next couple of months, but he jerkin off on the computer. Nigga, we see through them lies, no nigga about to release got time to be checking up on web blogs and shit. Nigga you can deep throat a turd from my asshole you V-A G-ay. And nobody from Richmond will ever be a "real rapper." That includes you Lil'Soulja.
"I'm a lil soulja I thought I told ya
I like to fuck boys I bend they ass over, plow it deep like I'm drivin a bulldozer, my showz are not sold out, i suck the dick for the clout, chingy will tell you what I'm bout, Dick got me droolin from the mouth...."
Beat that you fucking real rapper bitch--You one I'd like to beat for posing--Camron ain't hot no more bitch so take off the pink shirt fag.
yall just mad cuz they gettin they money. ha ha HA! Plus i bet yall wouldn't do shit but jump on they dick if yall saw them. that goes for all yall hatin azz posers.computer gangstas.
Shut the hell Trina before I woop yo ass. I know its a blog and he can write whatever he wants and so can I. So you said all that to say what.
I WOULD BEAT CAMRON BITCH ASS, THE WHOLE G-UNIT,DRE AND NICK CANNON GAY ASS!
Buncha cowards on the interent. "Fantasy Fights", that should be the name on this blog. Knowing none of you 2pack of smokes a day, alcohol drinking, Fried Chicken eating, out of shape asses would not do nothing but press that remote button on BET. Most of you guys don't even know how to count bars, or better yet have a decent flow. Do something constructive in your life. bag those groceries, mop that floor, cook my turkeyburger, clean up on Isle 6, detail my car, paint that house, cut that grass, put some air in my tire. And when you are done, your check will be in the mail coutersey of the Devil Son.
PEACE
I'd rape Nick Cannon for an hour straight. AND I wouldn't use lube.
I would dog walk slim shady 4 beatin all them niggas asses on 8 mile. Then I would slap the shit out of game 4 join' a gang at the age 20! Can u believe that shit! And every nigga suge done hoed, could get it 2.
yo i think me joe budden and game all want to stop the fucking shyt out of that buffed up version of ja rule. i dont like that nigga. oh yea and if lil john says yea one more time i will slap the shyt out of him. And WHO?? MIKE JONES can get a bat to the back of his fuckin head. i dont want him to remember his name after i smash his face in. fuck JIM JONEs too
you couple of homos
you fucked up dick riders
hahaahahaah
yeah go on yeppin bout your shit
alll i knw you a couple of faggots jus mouth wattrin for dick
hahaaa
bt when keepin it real
i wouldint mind being locked up with em rnb hoes
beyonce n olivia
man them bityches gut mi dick written all over em
when it comes to em cees i would surely bitch slap that fool game
the nigga aint gut no game
then thre is that jd jacson
eish that bold ass mu facka
i wolnd stomp his lil being for jus one reason lil miss janet
the hoe used to be tyt
finnaly that mu facka j jones who the fuck is he callin the god son a fag whn he the one bendin over for the whole dipset crew
fuck thet ass chick
hhahahahahhaaa
lol
gut mi buggin now
im gon check that crunchy monsta aka ja rule's gansta
sinse they took shanti n he did nothi n guess by woppin the punk ass right
up to the track ya niggas are pussy pupani pujani
nigga why dont you boast bout the body hole coz thats wat you hit
haahaha
then comes the lil tinny ass red neck
mr i nvr seen an ass like that
,aka emidrem
you think pple dont knw wat you n dre do behind closed doors
dre saw ur ass at the state champs n the nigga was like "{dem!!! thet shit im takin to mama"
haahaaha
quere ass nigga
you is a bunch of faggots
fagots faggots
ya'll dont need a beat down
bring osam bush's imagenary friend n bombard ya'll 's asses
hahahhahhahahaa
dog pound for skrilla
u guys are all lames on the real ya dig
THe only thing you internet dorks will beat is your meat, and I am sure that's pretty worn. All the rappers mentioned would bust every last one of your asses.. . even the pop/r&b ones. They are still entertainers, and you all are still internet geeks.
I would like to snuff Game...nigga was nice with his bars now he corny az shit...nigga got a butterfly tattoed on his face...AND THIS IS WHAT YALL CALL A STREET NIGGA?! man i'd tell Game put some boxin gloves on and Cassidy smh no comment he got hit with a bottle and he didnt do shit nigga lied on the SMACK smh i'd just hit Cass in the head with a wet brick make his face look better
id spit in foxys face for thinking shes a rapper. that bytch is a sing along hoe cause she dont write nuttin she talk. even her cough is pre -written her fuqin period is pre-written. fuqin ashy knuckled jabber jaw darkness falls ive no personality to i hop on all the male rappers dicks to sample sumshyt for her own tracks useless half wit. her name should be. "almost kim"
Kanye's cool
Jadakiss is cool especially for eatin 50's lunch on "Checkmate"!
Game is aight
50 would definitely catch a chin check.
Master P's ol ass could feel it fasho.
I would dig out WC, and Mack 10's teeth with an ice cream scoop.
FEminem's pink ass would most definitely find himself lost in a city called Whoopacrackaass.
Who else? Oh Yeah!! Monkey ass Paul Wall can most assuredly find my foot up his ass on a daily basis.
yo fuck yall i will fight anyone im a gangsta
Soo Sincere is not sincere talkin shit bout TI. Respect ya elders bitch. Anyone hatin on Jim Jones is prolly from the suburbs. Dude is raw. Id definitely stomp Bow Wows young pretty boy ass. Kanye West would get his Uncle Tom ass hit wit a lil backpack full of diamonds. Lil Flip would get his soft ass folded up. Terrence Howard is definitely one of my favorite actors right now, once again, stop hatin. This dud Cutty Ranks actin like he got clout and connections, talkin bout some hell make it happen. See me homie and get touched. Id definitely crack Chingys dome and split JDs wig, even though he from ATL. He prolly form the burbs like Kanye, and he been lame since Criss Cross. Some of yall need ya ass whooped talkin bout dicks and shit. Fuckin homos. RA you need to stop actin hard talkin bout M-O-B-B.You shook, pussy. Puffy and Suge both need to get murked for the Pac-Big shit, plus Diddy is like JD, he cant rap and Suge thinks he scare a mufucka. All bodyguards need to be done away with, that shits for actors.Benzino, Webbie, Gucci Mane all need they wig split. Nick Cannon can get slapped like a hoe and told his moms shoulda killed his lame ass. Fab and Cass is dope as lricist, I aint get nothin against em, even though Fab does seem kinda soft. Low Down, they should call ya faggot ass Down Low, Bone Crusher eat ya lil ass up. Stop frontin. This Rob dude would get it first for poppin shit bout the south, you lame ass homo. Fuck you bitch and whoever was dissin Slim Thugga and Young Buck, I fucks wit them dudes, plus theyd stomp you anyway, E-Thugs. Lil Soulja is prolly a 13 yr old Do-Boy. Shut ya mark ass up. I just slang Joe Buddens a 50 slab to put him to sleep. Mike Jones rap like he droolin wit them lame ass self-affirmation practices. You need to get ya money back from that shrink, dawg. Lil Jon look like a frog, but he got skillz on the beats. Jason, just cuz Bow Wow would whip yo ass that dont mean shit. Speak for yaself and Im sorry fo ya. Dick rider. Sunn Supreme, you the only racist dude talkin bout beatin up two crackas. Come see me. Got the nerve to diss the boy Paul Wall after you support that fag Kanye. Fuck outtta here! Once again, yall miserable lames stop hatin. Yall aint got no talent or no hands anyway. And to quote jaybeenie, Fuck yall, Ill fight anybody, Im gangsta. Dirty South, bitches.
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This is classic material,
emcees burn like venereal,
diseases,
on your knees kid like your skeezes,
our sneezes
get more props
than your mop
and bucket rhymes,
you five and dime
we seltzer water
with a twist of lime,
its prime time,
you battle the inevitable,
y'all abominable,
but not quite formidable,
y'all lack pull,
gravitate
towards the second-rate,
fake zero heros
soon to be trippin'
over capes, tights and spandex,
homo raps so what's next,
band-aids with no wounds
soon to be rocking kotexes,
crossing the nexus,
falling off in blackholes,
touch none with hand-kills
cause H.I.V. is in con trol,
poppin' smack from consoles,
remote controls,
we vote to change rap
from hot to too cold,
we don't fold we break molds,
shift and toss clay,
hit third gear off candy
get hype and parlay,
whether night or broad day,
these bars scar your mentals,
peppermints indent
the paragraph peripherals,
yaknow, the peeps that flow
like Niagra,
rise like the phoenix without the aid of Viagra,
thank the better elements of life in all of us,
we exist through blessings,
it's not time to curse,
but rehearse these adages, verbs, nouns and adjectives,
good for the mind and body
like spinach and cabbage is
to conquer savages,
in cahoots for pollution,
braggin' 'bout bang bang,
we know who does the shootin,
knocking boots with groupies,
with doobies
in their left hand,
everythings fair on the mic,
but ignorance
is contraband,
you can't shake our hands,
we don't know
where you've been,
up a nose or handling crack,
from your crack,
you ain't dope,
you sell dope, you wack,
you lack the knack,
turned traitor refused to fight,
Public Enemy said
they'd rather switch overnight,
now these thugs
desire hugs
so homo-thugs diss homosexuals that want to marry,
but won't marry their girl
or claim the baby
that she carries,
so she miscarries of stress
when she learns the taboo,
the forbidden between men
that dig the doo-doo,
and front big-time
like being civilized is a crime
it's faggot season,
and R.Kelly
dropped the dimes,
lust burns like Hades
but Love ain't a crime
if refined,
but fake gods
cross the line,
a faggot
is two sticks
that burn of lust,
or arrows in error
sticks bound
to make a torch
touch to burn together,
E Pluribus Unum
man
it's the purple U.V.,
ultra violet rays
got people horny,
loony, and moody,
that's the breaks
like the back of a dime piece
who freaks,
a unique image
while the rib of man
adds to her scrimmage,
but dudes are
starting to sweat
the man in the rear view,
Narcissistic
leaving the women
in their shadows,
worse off than widows
alone with dildos,
while they both
sleep with the enemies,
female mini-mees
cultivate the synergy
with your good and plenties,
garbed in neglige's to battles,
powee oohs shake like rattles,
armoured scales
balance the battles
like never before,
innocent doves
become birds of war,
but eyes wide
wise like serpents,
all is fair
in War and Love
under heavens Above
the moon looms,
luminescent orb
able to cable
channel the sun,
the woman's wisdom
conceives what his
knowledge has brung,
at the edge he novas some
where his knowledge has come,
where his knowledge ends
within her
another life has begun,
from many
come the two
to birth the ones,
a sun or moon
arises from the tomb of the womb,
either way understanding
illuminates to dispel gloom,
enduring lights and nights
to be born is the first fight,
surviving the orgasm
thousands of degrees
fahrenheit
Well alright,
God bless you all
and all of us,
We all need Peace
and necessities are a must.
Peace Be unto you all. We all need some Peace. PEACE.
Who ever made the MC Grilled Cheese post is a straight up dead man. I have neva eva heard LOUV mentioned in public. That is some of the most secret down-low shit in the hip hop industry. MC Grilled Cheese is like the hip hop Candy Man. You have to be very careful when speakin his name. That nigga is 10x worse then Suge Knight at the top of his Death Row game.
On the real though -- Look over ya shoulda nicka bcuz MC Grilled Cheeses lenchmen will hunt ya down worldwide.
PEACE.
Here's the link:
http://www.urbankind.com/wirelessweb/mcChannelDetail.asp?cid=450
what the FRUCK yall talkin about???? yall need a good whoopin and a can of whoopass instead of your daily "slim fast" diet caps... you would never have the balls to knock a rapper cuz yall lil fags... i mean besides Jarule, Bow Wow and JD ud get killed! just look at 50's steroid ass walkin... hes so pumped that he cant even reach out to wipe his own ass... that fuckin homo... dissin game and shir. Dre should get Em to shove a pineapple up that faggets ass dammit. it would prolly fit easy cuz of all that gay banks/buck/yayo homo sex... dont forget olivia with her strap-on FUCK 50!
GGGGGGGGGGGGG-uNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRICK CITY! ROOF ROOF ROOF!!! this is ya boy Redman aka Doctor Spoc. an personaly, ill knock tha bunyons off that nigga chingy. I cant stand that muthafucka. i would whoop nick cannons ass all the way back to disney land or whatever the hell that nigga birthed at. pick up the new HIP HOP HONEYS dvd hosted by me ya jerkin ass muthafuckas. 1 out!
I'd like to stomp a mudhole in Chingy's whack ass and then walk that sum bitch dry. Then, tie his bitch ass up and put him in a dark room where all that played 24/7 was his song "Balla Baby". I bet he'd snap cause I know I do when that song comes on! I'd also like to take a pool cue and push Benzino's shit way the fuck in. I'd call him a faggot but then that would be a disgrace and an insult to all of the gay community. Believe me, if there's anyone who needs his fuckin' mouth stomped, it's Zino. Also, I'd like to warm Cassidy's ribs up just for puttin' his nose up to everythang.
ya'll niggas need to stop hatin on 50 ya'll just madd cuz da nigga look good and he makes more money than all ya'll niggas. and i would like to fight ashanti that fucking jarule dick suckin bitch.
SUNNSUPREME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET LITTLE BITCHES NAME I BET THE WHITE BOYS WOULD FUCK YOU UP PUNK ASS BITCH