
The latest issue of XXL profiles rappers in prison. This unique idea for a feature should not be confused with The Source’s jail issue last year, or the Hip-hop Stars and Bars article that appeared in several newspapers months ago, or the convict interviews that Don Diva, FEDS, and FELON do in every issue. Eliottt Wilson and crew tackled it from a much different angle- THEY HAVE 50 CENT ON THE COVER!! (And oh yeah, Tony Yayo).
Also, in a twist of irony I’m sure was intentional, they devote almost a whole page to rappers in college. (Should I mention that Chris Rock joke about getting more props for being in jail than being in college? Wait, I just did.)
Eliotttt, the head of marketing for Interscope the Editor in Chief of XXL does get his mojo back for the editorial this month (careful readers of Media Chin-Check remember that I questioned if Eliottttt was going soft last issue).
In an underdog to top dog switch, Eliottttttt doesn’t bother spitting venom at The Source like I hoped, but turns on his latest rival…hip-hop bloggers! He writes:
Seriously, when it came time to decide on our cover, instead of slapping on another picture of Shyne and running our historic interview for the third time, we hit up Tony Yayo. That’s right, Tony Yayo from G-Unit Records. Tony Yayo who’s also signed to Jimmy Iovine’s label. And who’s that by his side, 50 Cent? Curtis “Interscope” Jackson! Oh, you bloggers are gonna dislocate your fingers typin’ so hard when you peep this issue—front and back. We got the Internet goin’ nuts like Paul Wall. Pray for my downfall. I feel sorry for all y’all mothers. YN is here to move units, kids. Hate it or love it, my certified ABC numbers don’t lie.
Too bad only 12 people understand just what the hell dude is talking about. He spits some subliminals directly at me later on that even I barely caught. I won’t guess at why the bullseye has been taken off The Source, but if the rumors are true, then it may have something to do with how Paul got Pierced.
Eliotttttttt probably doesn’t realize it, but SOHH was also co-founded by a dangerous rapper, just like that rival magazine he won’t mention anymore. I’ve been to the SOHH office, and even though I didn’t see guns in anyone’s face or female editors being harrassed, I’m sure they could create a script that will crash the XXLmag.com web server. So watch your mouth.
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